Annual E3 Predictions Thread

I'll try to not be so obvious with stuff like "Halo 6 announced", but this year marks the first time I haven't paid much attention to the industry, so I don't know how accurate my guesses will be.

First off, Legend of Zelda Story DLC trailer (plus gameplay for new shrines and outfits).
No Death Stranding gameplay, no release date.
Insomniac Spider-man gameplay, Q2 2018 release.
Jak and Daxter announcement (this is the year I'm finally right about it.)
TLOU2 gameplay, Q4 2017 release date.
Nothing for Metal Gear Survive.

Think that's about it.

Halo 3 Anniversary

They've said they won't be announcing a new Halo game this year and Halo FPS won't be at E3. My bets are Halo Wars 2 story DLC and maybe new leaders, alongside maybe Halo 5 Scorpio announcement on that front.

Otherwise, my prediction (read: hope) is a trailer for Frontier Defense for Titanfall 2, though EA's statement on their stuff suggests they won't be doing anything major for Titanfall.

New Battlefield 1 DLC is likely gonna be there too. Either a sneak peak of the Russia/ Eastern Front DLC (unless its already out I stopped following BF1) or a roadmap of the two other DLCs or something.

disappointment

Aisha Tyler making Trump jokes

disappointment

that's only if you're expecting anything worthwhile

Trash western games with political agendas and virtue signaling

gaming is a dumb meme

Microsoft will announce sequels/spinoffs/remakes to existing franchises, but very few new IPs.
PC gaming show will be boring MOBA/early access trash. Maybe one or two interesting games if we're lucky.
New FromSoft game? (Armored Core/Bloodborne 2)

Ace Combat 7 is all I care about

Bloodborne 2. I'm jonesing for new soulsborne games.

In a perfect world:
Nintendo
Two new Metroid games, one 2D one 3D,
-a Paper Mario that does not suck cock,
-New Battalion Wars
-F/Zero something

Microsoft
-"We went on our knees back to Platinum, Scalebound is back in development"

-Marty gets on stage. "Hey guys sorry for literaly everything that has happened since Halo Escalation. Everybody but Tom French, Kaz, and Neil are fired. I went and got Joe, and Eric Nylund back, and I went and MGS5 Fultoned Chris Schlerff out of BUNGiE as well. And Ive also hired on the dude who made SPV3. We are going to finnish up Halo Wars 2's story. The real Halo 5 is in development, but for now please enjoy this definitive eddition of Halo 4 but with fixed level design.

-Actually having games that aren't Halo

Sony
-Crash
-Spyro


Realistic Expectations:
-Ubisoft confrence is shit as always
-Xbox has no games
-Halo: Spartan Bogaloo
-343 has once again panicked and RNG'd the story yet again in a direction that will satisfy nobody
-PS4 has weebshit and movies as always
-Anita shitposts on twitter and WW3 ensues

Microsoft
-"We went on our knees back to Platinum, Scalebound is back in development"

why would MS need to go back on their knees if Platinum admitted fault for the bungled development of Scalebound?

Microsoft
-"We went on our knees back to Platinum, Scalebound is back in development"

why would MS need to go back on their knees if Platinum admitted fault for the bungled development of Scalebound?

Huh, did they? I just kinda assumed that it was probably on M$' end since...well it's Micro$oft

Dumb anime games nobody cares about.

Ass Creed.

Well, I'll probably be right. Kojima has just confirmed that he'll be going on stage with the director of the Metal Gear Solid movie, which will likely take the place of any sort of meaningful Death Stranding demonstration.

Dumb anime games nobody cares about.

What about the non-sony games?

All I really want out of this E3 is announcements and release dates for 3rd party games on the Switch. Dragon Ball Xenoverse 2, Dark Soul 3, Injustice 2. That sort of thing.

if they're gonna port over any souls games, they should start with demon's or dark souls 1 imo

mostly because i have a friend who wants to play dark souls 1 but sold his ps3 like a dumbass

https://haloswallower.com/2017/06/08/leaked-report-reveals-343-to-announce-halo-world-championship-anime-tv-series-at-e3-2017/

The report, provided to Swallower by an off-the-record source, detailed the entirety of 343’s impending new reveal, from the teaser to a following speech from 343i CEO Bonnie Ross. The teaser will include anime characters playing an anime rendition of Halo 5: Guardians in a competitive Esports setting. The anime series will air on FOX this coming September, but an exact premiere date was not included in the report.

Bonnie Ross’s speech will reveal that the anime series is a replacement for the live action series that was to be directed by Steven Spielberg, according to the report. Furthermore, Ross will reveal that the series will be “family friendly” and will support up to four players on split-screen.

Microsoft’s presentation at E3 2017 will begin at 2 p.m. PDT on Sunday, June 11.

Wouldn't be surprising TBH

That MGS1 remake

That MGS1 remake

By 'remake' surely you mean pachinko machine.

That MGS1 remake

By 'remake' surely you mean pachinko machine.

fuck off

mgs1 is too pure

https://haloswallower.com/2017/06/08/leaked-report-reveals-343-to-announce-halo-world-championship-anime-tv-series-at-e3-2017/

The report, provided to Swallower by an off-the-record source, detailed the entirety of 343’s impending new reveal, from the teaser to a following speech from 343i CEO Bonnie Ross. The teaser will include anime characters playing an anime rendition of Halo 5: Guardians in a competitive Esports setting. The anime series will air on FOX this coming September, but an exact premiere date was not included in the report.

Bonnie Ross’s speech will reveal that the anime series is a replacement for the live action series that was to be directed by Steven Spielberg, according to the report. Furthermore, Ross will reveal that the series will be “family friendly” and will support up to four players on split-screen.

Microsoft’s presentation at E3 2017 will begin at 2 p.m. PDT on Sunday, June 11.

Wouldn't be surprising TBH

that would be really dumb

it was also crash and burn

That MGS1 remake

By 'remake' surely you mean pachinko machine.

fuck off

mgs1 is too pure

Search your feelings, you know it to be true.

https://haloswallower.com/2017/06/08/leaked-report-reveals-343-to-announce-halo-world-championship-anime-tv-series-at-e3-2017/

The report, provided to Swallower by an off-the-record source, detailed the entirety of 343’s impending new reveal, from the teaser to a following speech from 343i CEO Bonnie Ross. The teaser will include anime characters playing an anime rendition of Halo 5: Guardians in a competitive Esports setting. The anime series will air on FOX this coming September, but an exact premiere date was not included in the report.

Bonnie Ross’s speech will reveal that the anime series is a replacement for the live action series that was to be directed by Steven Spielberg, according to the report. Furthermore, Ross will reveal that the series will be “family friendly” and will support up to four players on split-screen.

Microsoft’s presentation at E3 2017 will begin at 2 p.m. PDT on Sunday, June 11.

Wouldn't be surprising TBH

that would be really dumb

it was also crash and burn

You forgot these are the people that made:
-Halo: Escalation
-The Halo 5 Guardians Campaign
-Every Single Scout warthog variant
-Every single Mongoose variant
-the End of The Line sniper rifle
-The Warden Eternal

Also, you know the article is satire right?

https://haloswallower.com/2017/06/08/leaked-report-reveals-343-to-announce-halo-world-championship-anime-tv-series-at-e3-2017/

The report, provided to Swallower by an off-the-record source, detailed the entirety of 343’s impending new reveal, from the teaser to a following speech from 343i CEO Bonnie Ross. The teaser will include anime characters playing an anime rendition of Halo 5: Guardians in a competitive Esports setting. The anime series will air on FOX this coming September, but an exact premiere date was not included in the report.

Bonnie Ross’s speech will reveal that the anime series is a replacement for the live action series that was to be directed by Steven Spielberg, according to the report. Furthermore, Ross will reveal that the series will be “family friendly” and will support up to four players on split-screen.

Microsoft’s presentation at E3 2017 will begin at 2 p.m. PDT on Sunday, June 11.

Wouldn't be surprising TBH

that would be really dumb

it was also crash and burn

You forgot these are the people that made:
-Halo: Escalation
-The Halo 5 Guardians Campaign
-Every Single Scout warthog variant
-Every single Mongoose variant
-the End of The Line sniper rifle
-The Warden Eternal

Also, you know the article is satire right?

didn't look at the source, but considering there was an esports anime recently it was certainly realistic that MS would try to cash in on that and try to raise brand awareness in grorious nihon at the same time

https://haloswallower.com/2017/06/08/leaked-report-reveals-343-to-announce-halo-world-championship-anime-tv-series-at-e3-2017/

The report, provided to Swallower by an off-the-record source, detailed the entirety of 343’s impending new reveal, from the teaser to a following speech from 343i CEO Bonnie Ross. The teaser will include anime characters playing an anime rendition of Halo 5: Guardians in a competitive Esports setting. The anime series will air on FOX this coming September, but an exact premiere date was not included in the report.

Bonnie Ross’s speech will reveal that the anime series is a replacement for the live action series that was to be directed by Steven Spielberg, according to the report. Furthermore, Ross will reveal that the series will be “family friendly” and will support up to four players on split-screen.

Microsoft’s presentation at E3 2017 will begin at 2 p.m. PDT on Sunday, June 11.

Wouldn't be surprising TBH

that would be really dumb

it was also crash and burn

You forgot these are the people that made:
-Halo: Escalation
-The Halo 5 Guardians Campaign
-Every Single Scout warthog variant
-Every single Mongoose variant
-the End of The Line sniper rifle
-The Warden Eternal

Also, you know the article is satire right?

didn't look at the source, but considering there was an esports anime recently it was certainly realistic that MS would try to cash in on that and try to raise brand awareness in grorious nihon at the same time

Marketing Xboxes to nips is like trying to sell bug spray to ants.

https://haloswallower.com/2017/06/08/leaked-report-reveals-343-to-announce-halo-world-championship-anime-tv-series-at-e3-2017/

The report, provided to Swallower by an off-the-record source, detailed the entirety of 343’s impending new reveal, from the teaser to a following speech from 343i CEO Bonnie Ross. The teaser will include anime characters playing an anime rendition of Halo 5: Guardians in a competitive Esports setting. The anime series will air on FOX this coming September, but an exact premiere date was not included in the report.

Bonnie Ross’s speech will reveal that the anime series is a replacement for the live action series that was to be directed by Steven Spielberg, according to the report. Furthermore, Ross will reveal that the series will be “family friendly” and will support up to four players on split-screen.

Microsoft’s presentation at E3 2017 will begin at 2 p.m. PDT on Sunday, June 11.

Wouldn't be surprising TBH

that would be really dumb

it was also crash and burn

You forgot these are the people that made:
-Halo: Escalation
-The Halo 5 Guardians Campaign
-Every Single Scout warthog variant
-Every single Mongoose variant
-the End of The Line sniper rifle
-The Warden Eternal

Also, you know the article is satire right?

didn't look at the source, but considering there was an esports anime recently it was certainly realistic that MS would try to cash in on that and try to raise brand awareness in grorious nihon at the same time

Marketing Xboxes to nips is like trying to sell bug spray to ants.

i know, but ms still tries anyway