Employee #1: Hey you know those Two guys who actually did their jobs well?

DeeJ™:         Yeah Joe and Marty, right?

Employee #1: Lets fire em!

DeeJ™:         But Joe is already leaving for Microsoft

Employee #1: Fine we will just throw his work out and still fire Marty.

DeeJ™:         But what will we do with the story?

Employee #1: I could tell you™

We're going to release an unfinished game and charge you for the rest if it!


When you think about it, Destiny is just early access.

Bungie: Destiny™ is going to have a ton of content!™

*releases a quarter of the game and locks off everything else and makes it "dlc"*

Needler is too fun, needs nerf.

*removes a three quarters of the game, then releases the remaining quarter*

"We're hard at work on the upcoming expansions for Destiny..."