Your first relationship

Big Boss · August 11, 2015, 06:51:03 PM

Provided you've ever had one of course. What was it like? How long did it last? Did it end badly?

August 11, 2015, 06:54:15 PM

the fuck is a relationship?

Coomer · August 11, 2015, 06:55:28 PM

Like my relationship with my mom?

Basically nonexistent?

ಠ_ಠ · August 11, 2015, 06:56:52 PM

It was with my best friend, and it lasted 4 years.
Yes, it ended badly. I wanted to stay friends but I found out I was being trash talked behind by back.

I miss it and I don't miss it. There was a lot of first time stuff in that relationship and it was truly authentic, but in the end it just ended up being dysfunctional and deceptive.

DAS B00T x2 · August 11, 2015, 06:58:08 PM

Quote from: Ingloriouswho98 on August 11, 2015, 06:55:28 PM

Like my relationship with my mom?

Basically nonexistent?

At first I thought you were Jim

Jive Turkey · August 11, 2015, 07:04:57 PM

Was nice. She was cute. We kissed a lot. Took place over the summer a few years ago. She broke my heart ;(. Now years later she has a big crush on me but I don't feel anything for her lol

Girl of Mystery · August 11, 2015, 07:06:45 PM

A what?

gats · August 11, 2015, 07:06:54 PM

We both wanted different things. I'm a chill person, gf at the time thought I was a little too chill, I mean we were both 18 at the time so why go for anything serious? It's just weird.

Spartan · August 11, 2015, 07:09:27 PM

I got with my friend, I wasn't really attracted to her at first, she asked me out, I gave it a go and it was pretty good since we already knew like everything about each other, it lasted about 8 months and ended when she went to a party and got drunk and ended up having sex with another dude.

It ended badly, but we're still friends so it's all too bad, it still kinda hurts but I'm pretty much over it and nearly ready to move on to another girl when I've built up the confidence to talk too her.

TB · August 11, 2015, 07:30:34 PM

Coco · August 11, 2015, 07:37:04 PM

Started in high school. Got really intolerable by the time I graduated and was about to head off to college: she went off the deep-end, got extremely possessive and jealous, to an incredibly concerning/abusive/psychotic extent. That dragged on for another year (most of which was not spent together), and then I dumped her.

We tried being friends, but she had a habit of throwing her friends under the bus, plus once the relationship goggles are off, I noticed how little I could tolerate her: she was selfish, desperate for attention, etc... She tried to sabotage a different relationship of mine around a year after I dumped her, so I just stopped giving her attention.

Yu · August 11, 2015, 08:35:00 PM

Was six, some girl asked me out, said yes, lasted barely any time at all, held hands during recess, got bored of her, left her to spend more time playing on the playground.

DAS B00T x2 · August 11, 2015, 08:37:20 PM

Quote from: Yu on August 11, 2015, 08:35:00 PM

Was six, some girl asked me out, said yes, lasted barely any time at all, held hands during recess, got bored of her, left her to spend more time playing on the playground.

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Rinev · August 11, 2015, 08:37:54 PM

I was twelve so it didn't really even count.

Casper · August 11, 2015, 09:05:41 PM

Uhhhh
Hmmm

Let's not.

Ghost Guy · August 11, 2015, 09:09:26 PM

Quote from: Yu on August 11, 2015, 08:35:00 PM

Was six, some girl asked me out, said yes, lasted barely any time at all, held hands during recess, got bored of her, left her to spend more time playing on the playground.

Actually... pretty much the same.

One of my sister's older friends had an obsession with me, and we kissed occasionally (we were in gradeschool, no pedo). I was pretty shy and cheeky about it. It was more of a relationship than I had with the recess girl.

Elai · August 11, 2015, 09:09:27 PM

Lasted a few months. I still love her.

Jono · August 11, 2015, 11:34:28 PM

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R o c k e t · August 11, 2015, 11:38:22 PM

I collided with this girl during basketball and we ended up literally swapping spit, and her braces cut my lips.

My first kiss was EPIC LOL

A Cheese Potato · August 11, 2015, 11:39:57 PM

I cannot relate to this ship

The Lord Ruler · August 11, 2015, 11:52:24 PM

We met when were like four and knew each other for a while until we just drifted apart.

We always liked to say we were boyfriend/girlfriend and said we would marry each other which makes me kind of sad because we just sorta stopped talking and hanging out for no reason. And I do remember her being one of my best friends.

aREALgod · August 11, 2015, 11:57:52 PM

Quote from: Punished Snake on August 11, 2015, 09:09:27 PM

Lasted a few months. I still love her.

L
O
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"hurrr it onlee lastayd a tree munths but i luv hEr LOL"

aREALgod · August 11, 2015, 11:58:28 PM

Quote from: Rocketman287 on August 11, 2015, 11:38:22 PM

I collided with this girl during basketball and we ended up literally swapping spit, and her braces cut my lips.

My first kiss was EPIC LOL

Sounds more like rape to me.

Korra · August 12, 2015, 12:02:20 AM

It was shit.

Elai · August 12, 2015, 12:05:15 AM

Quote from: SHAWN BEEN on August 11, 2015, 11:57:52 PM

Quote from: Punished Snake on August 11, 2015, 09:09:27 PM
Lasted a few months. I still love her.
L
O
L

"hurrr it onlee lastayd a tree munths but i luv hEr LOL"

8 months, actually. But I've known her since I was a small child.

Ghost Guy · August 12, 2015, 12:06:31 AM

Actually, if you mean first intimate stable relationship that would be third grade. This person and I weren't dating but we were really good friends and confided a lot in each other. Then I turned into Dickzilla because of jealousy and we didn't talk to each other anymore.
I pretty much fucked it up.

aREALgod · August 12, 2015, 12:08:04 AM

Quote from: Punished Snake on August 12, 2015, 12:05:15 AM

Quote from: SHAWN BEEN on August 11, 2015, 11:57:52 PM
Quote from: Punished Snake on August 11, 2015, 09:09:27 PM
Lasted a few months. I still love her.
L
O
L

"hurrr it onlee lastayd a tree munths but i luv hEr LOL"

8 months, actually. But I've known her since I was a small child.

"i wunc new a gurl for a litul an i luvd her"

Elai · August 12, 2015, 12:12:40 AM

Quote from: SHAWN BEEN on August 12, 2015, 12:08:04 AM

"i wunc new a gurl for a litul an i luvd her"

There's no milk in the fridge.

aREALgod · August 12, 2015, 12:18:02 AM

Quote from: Punished Snake on August 12, 2015, 12:12:40 AM

Quote from: SHAWN BEEN on August 12, 2015, 12:08:04 AM
"i wunc new a gurl for a litul an i luvd her"

There's no milk in the fridge.

Fuck me, I love milk

King Blumpkin VII · August 12, 2015, 12:18:22 AM

I have romantic conversations with girls but it never leads anywhere