Your first pack of cigarettes?

 
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You will find out who you are not a thousand times, before you ever discover who you are. I hope you find peace in yourself and learn to love instead of hate.
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Guys, think of the cats
no one cares about cats banjo


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Never have and never will. I don't see why I would spend money on something that does nothing but destroy my respiratory system.


 
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it's when you get destroyed and then say something to save face

duh
but that's not what i was doing?

solonoid genuinely sucks at tearing people down (just like everything else he tries to do)

it's not really a big deal
He's a much better user than you
He planned on selling people's private info from his job as an insurance agent. I can't think of anyone else on this site thats stooped that low.
literally who cares

the quality of a user is just the quality of their posts
What the fuck

>makes good posts so all his real life crimes and bad deeds are forgiven.

Class please, you can't be this dumb.


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Did he say glass of juice or gas the Jews?
👶🏽:h..

👨🏽:honey, he's gonna say his first words

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I DONT GIVE A SINGLE -blam!- MOTHER -blam!-ER ITS A MOTHER -blam!-ING FORUM, OH WOW, YOU HAVE THE WORD NINJA BELOW YOUR NAME, HOW MOTHER -blam!-ING COOL, NOT, YOUR ARE NOTHING TO ME BUT A BRAINWASHED PIECE OF SHIT BLOGGER, PEOPLE ONLY LIKE YOU BECAUSE YOU HAVE NINJA BELOW YOUR NAME, SO PLEASE PUNCH YOURAELF IN THE FACE AND STAB YOUR EYE BECAUSE YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A PIECE OF SHIT OF SOCIETY
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okay?

do you want a sticker or something?
every sticker in the world and more
Quote
i'm a grown up, verb
see, that's the sad part

you're a "grown up" in the year 2016, yet you still smoke

i don't care how occasional it is

most "grown ups" (like me!) have learned how to make better life choices than that--when they were 4 fucking years old
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           hardcore will never die
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never smoked before

every time i see a pack of ciggies at work left behind by a customer, i toss it in the trash


 
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You're a bad mother fucker at putting down verb.
She's even worse at it than you are, actually.


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why is sols name ramen noodles


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never smoked before

every time i see a pack of ciggies at work left behind by a customer, i toss it in the trash

Douche


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Excuse me, I'm full of dog poison
The first pack of cigarettes that I purchased were lucky strike unfiltered, and I'm a better person than verb.


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the dj spins and cuts me
           hardcore will never die
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never smoked before

every time i see a pack of ciggies at work left behind by a customer, i toss it in the trash

Douche
they never come back to look for them so it's not an issue


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ayy lmao
marb reds last september. wasn't the first kind of cigarette i smoked, but it was the first pack i bought. then i went to marb lights, and then l&m reds cuz cheap. now i usually buy the l&m's or marb blacks, and on special occasions, turkish camels.


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ayy lmao
and fuck everyone who smokes menthol cigs, those are fucking nasty


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Never smoked

My grandfather drilled  never start smoking in my head.  He passed away of lung cancer in 1999


 
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Smoking.

Ha.


 
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Also does smoking really lead to cancer? 90% of my family and extended family smokes and the worst thing to happen is that they cough a bit.


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ayy lmao
Also does smoking really lead to cancer? 90% of my family and extended family smokes and the worst thing to happen is that they cough a bit.
of course it doesnt, it's just a liberal lie


 
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Also does smoking really lead to cancer? 90% of my family and extended family smokes and the worst thing to happen is that they cough a bit.
Some people are more prone to illness than others.

Lots of people chain smoke for years, and don't get sick until they finally quit.

It all depends on the person, but the idea is that you shouldn't take the risk--and the bigger problem is addiction anyway.


 
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Ah man, I remember when I first inhaled. I was at a party and there was this off looking clown performing magic tricks, feeling daring I volunteered to be part of the classic "box cut in half trick"

I had to lie down on this cot like platform and the magician's assistants fastened belts on my hands and the bottom of my chin for what I assumed was for added realism. This is when things started to go south,

the magician pulled out a pocket knife and a cigaret and when I instinctively tried to get away, I realized that the belts effectively made me immobile. He kneeled down at my exposed throat and proceeds to sniff it profusely. He then took the blade and slit my throat just a little bit. Then, in one fluid motion he stuck the cigaret in my breached throat and lit it, creating a suffocating sensation throughout my body.

As the cigaret discharged what appeared to be blue smoke, the magician gently leaned into my ear and whispered "welcome to the liquid police" luckily he let me go after security arrived and I've had a phobia of magic ever since.



Never smoke


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see, that's the sad part

you're a "grown up" in the year 2016, yet you still smoke

i don't care how occasional it is

most "grown ups" (like me!) have learned how to make better life choices than that--when they were 4 fucking years old
I'll go fetch the sticker, dear. With a little bit of judgmental juice on the side as well.


 
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You're a bad mother fucker at putting down verb.
She's even worse at it than you are, actually.
I wasn't even trying to do that. I'm not about to personally insult someone over a stupid thread about cigarettes.