Quote from: Elegiac on August 09, 2015, 07:38:09 AM

Quote from: FatherlyNick on August 09, 2015, 07:31:22 AM

A large ass roll of a carpet. I literally just walked out with it.

Tell me the full hilarious, incredible story of this.

Mother asked me to get some carpet for my room.

So I went to the store, picked the most dank carpet I could and walked up to the till. I was with a friend and he went in line before me with his snacks. Of course we were chatting and after he paid for his shit I just walked out of the store with him, pass the till.

After like 5 mins of going back home I noticed that I didn't pay for the carpet. I lol'd it off and so did he.

and that's how I accidentally shoplifted a carpet roll.

Being nonchalant will usually be the best way to steal things. If you look guilty you usually are. I bet you saved a shit ton of money on that carpet too.

I stole a snickers bar once when I was little, does that count?

Quote from: Jocephalopod on August 08, 2015, 08:52:37 PM

Startch isn't back me up I gotta finish this verse

Startch Lord,
 
pockets like gourds,

hollowed the core for the candy to horde

In accord with a bored mind,

Hopping on the sublime, in the absence of pennies and dimes to justify if the act is considered a crime

It's time - to consider the responsibility of a mind laden with deciet and duplicity. a ruse, subterfuge, who even has a clue? Has the answer been stolen or simply reused?

Can I get a link to buy your mix tape?

spookybeats.edu@soundcloud.gov

The mixtape is included in the file IgorLovesMe.exe