Why do people find nightclubs fun?

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I genuinely do not understand this. I know WHY people go to nightclubs but I don't understand why people find it FUN?

How? Literally how is it in any way something you would want to do? Why?


Entry fees. Douchebag bouncers. Shitty music. So loud you can't hear anyone say anything. Overpriced alcohol. Drugged up people making idiots of themselves. Drugged up people starting fights and mosh pits. Extremely hot and sweaty. PDA everywhere. Toilets are essentially unuseable due to A. the amount of people in there and B. the grotesque lack of hygiene.


Nothing about this is good. Yet thousands (millions?) of people across the world, mainly white people if I'm being honest, end up in these god forsaken hell holes night after night. Once again, I know people go there to get laid but that doesn't explain it well enough, is there something more I'm missing??


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"I know people go there to get laid but that doesn't explain it well enough"

Oh you sweet summer child


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"I know people go there to get laid but that doesn't explain it well enough"

Oh you sweet summer child

Have I said something retarded? Tell me what I'm missing genuinely curious over here


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"I know people go there to get laid but that doesn't explain it well enough"

Oh you sweet summer child

Have I said something retarded? Tell me what I'm missing genuinely curious over here
people will go to extreme lengths to get laid

And since most people at a nightclub A) want to get laid
Or
B) want to get shitfaced and dance with strangers

It's not a bad place to try


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I know what you're saying but you can drink and dance pretty much anywhere, yet they choose to congregate in these cesspools of degeneracy.

Go to a houseparty, go camping,  go to a bar with a live band, literally anything else is better than a nightclub.


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I know what you're saying but you can drink and dance pretty much anywhere, yet they choose to congregate in these cesspools of degeneracy.

Go to a houseparty, go camping,  go to a bar with a live band, literally anything else is better than a nightclub.
a house party you have to wait until someone you know is having one or if youre in the city they're pretty much not a thing (small apartments and whatnot)

How do you meet a stranger and get laid camping. That sound very rape-y

A bar is nice but generally a nightclub is going to be all people of one target demographic. Also some people just want to chill at a bar and not be hit on or danced with or anything

Nightclubs fucking suck but I can see why single people go to them


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In my head I presumed all those examples were going with friends. I understand quite clearly that you're not gonna go camping in order to meet new people, thankfully I'm not that autistic.

But yeah, if single people want to put themselves through the ordeal of a nightclub (especially superclubs) just to be in with a chance to get freaky with some stranger? Then yeah go for it, but I still can't equate the two.


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What Tyger said. You'd be surprised how far people are willing to go for sex.


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I tried it and it was fucking awful.

Probably because I don't drink.


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I tried it and it was fucking awful.

Probably because I don't drink.

Trust me, even if you were drinking it'd still be awful


 
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It's not that great unless you're looking to get drunk and take a girl home


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It's not that great unless you're looking to get drunk and take a girl home
That sounds boring


 
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How do you meet a stranger and get laid camping. That sound very rape-y
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Clubs can be fun. I used to go all the time. It's about getting into the moment and grinding against a chick you don't know.