You people give good gf advice, I need your good gf advice!

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This isn't real but I like the topic so I'll pretend it is. Pretty much she will be surrounded 24/7 by thousands of extremely attractive and wealthy individuals while being heavily intoxicated and probably on drugs. Not to mention 2 weeks is a long time and she's going with her friends that are guaranteed to engage in hoeish behavior. That influence alone will be enough. The environment in these places x vacation mindset will make her act very different even if she's super loyal. Anyone who says otherwise has no idea what they're talking about srs

People go to Ibiza for a reason

Unfortunately it is real and you have reignited my doubts. You describe my thoughts, but is there anyway to prevent this? Or even minimise risk?

What do you say to this SecondClass? Can you see now how hard is to presume good things when context?
I say that Jive has some kind of serious mommy issues and hates women. He literally thinks they're all sluts and drop any convictions or relationships they have when they see a "Chad".

Fuark

Seriously, ignore anything that comes out of that acccount. It's a borderline troll.

But he is giving good advice to me, he does not seem like troll?


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This isn't real but I like the topic so I'll pretend it is. Pretty much she will be surrounded 24/7 by thousands of extremely attractive and wealthy individuals while being heavily intoxicated and probably on drugs. Not to mention 2 weeks is a long time and she's going with her friends that are guaranteed to engage in hoeish behavior. That influence alone will be enough. The environment in these places x vacation mindset will make her act very different even if she's super loyal. Anyone who says otherwise has no idea what they're talking about srs

People go to Ibiza for a reason

Unfortunately it is real and you have reignited my doubts. You describe my thoughts, but is there anyway to prevent this? Or even minimise risk?

What do you say to this SecondClass? Can you see now how hard is to presume good things when context?
I say that Jive has some kind of serious mommy issues and hates women. He literally thinks they're all sluts and drop any convictions or relationships they have when they see a "Chad".

Fuark

Seriously, ignore anything that comes out of that acccount. It's a borderline troll.

But he is giving good advice to me, he does not seem like troll?
If you think his advice is good, then you're already fucked


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As someone who was cheated on, I can say she's being fucked right now. Probably by teo guys. Maybe three. All the while her girlfriends are cheering her on. She'll come back and say it was a nice quiet trip, sooooo boring. But the next time she closes her eyes while you're on top of her groaning away, she'll be picturing the Spaniard who made her go ass to mouth


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does this stuff even work?
As someone who was cheated on, I can say she's being fucked right now. Probably by teo guys. Maybe three. All the while her girlfriends are cheering her on. She'll come back and say it was a nice quiet trip, sooooo boring. But the next time she closes her eyes while you're on top of her groaning away, she'll be picturing the Spaniard who made her go ass to mouth

holy cow lol.


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There's nothing you can do now except hope and trust her. When she gets back talk to her. Tell her to tell you the truth and if anything happened you won't be mad. When she tells you she cheated on her dump that bitch and say "I'm not mad, just dissapointed"


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Many times I see thread about gf and asking of advice. And many times there is long lenghtly answers of good knowldge and wordly wisdom. There are also meme answers too of course which is fun.


To those of you versed in answering to gf threads I ask you this about my gf. Please advice!

My gf had booked a holiday with her friends before she became my gf.
gf apologies to me but says she must go on holiday because she promised friends.
I see no problem with this and say is ok.
HOWEVER! 

This was before I knew context of where she going! My mind has now been plauged with bad thought!
Gf goes to party island somewhere around spain, (I forget name) for 2 week!!!! TWO WEEKS!!
with her other gfs and a gay guy.

I am not naive to what happens at these party islands in europe!
There is many nightclubs with drink and topless men that lift weights and hit on women every night.
21st century culture encourages unfaithfulness

I expect the very worst.... is there
anything I can do? or is all hope truly lost?
Op you've forgotten that the foundation of any relationship is trust.   If she  betrayal you dumb het


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BRO i would be very worried

even if it was only one night she would probably cheat. But two weeks? shit nigga she's bound to have a train run on her


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You gotta be kidding me bro. She's not going to cheat on you just because she's at some paradise island. Not more likely anyway.

And if she does, who cares? Just go fuck another chick and get back at her.


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You gotta be kidding me bro. She's not going to cheat on you just because she's at some paradise island. Not more likely anyway.

And if she does, who cares? Just go fuck another chick and get back at her.

Yeah because revenge is sweet right? Its not like that shit never gets any worse...

Spoiler
Two wrongs don't make a right.


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I was joking before, but I am serious. She's likely cheating on you. I say this because you're concerned about it. If you had complete trust, you wouldn't worry about it. A lack of trust comes from an intuition that she could cheat. She's very likely given subtle signs she's capable of cheating. You may have picked up on these subconsciously.

Now this holiday is a perfect opportunity for her to do it. Away from you, lots of alcohol and friends trusted not to tell you, and attractive men and women there for the same thing.

I've learned that the one thing you should trust is your intuition. I suspected ex Mrs Charlie was cheating, but my fore brain said naawww you're in a long term marriage with two kids. Oh was the fore brain wrong. Should've trusted my intuition.

So, yeah, be worried. She very likely is fucking someone right now. Or getting drunk enough to do it.


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You gotta be kidding me bro. She's not going to cheat on you just because she's at some paradise island. Not more likely anyway.

And if she does, who cares? Just go fuck another chick and get back at her.

Yeah because revenge is sweet right? Its not like that shit never gets any worse...

Spoiler
Two wrongs don't make a right.

Disagree.

If a chick cheats on you, You continue to fuck her while fucking as many other chicks as you can at the same time.


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You gotta be kidding me bro. She's not going to cheat on you just because she's at some paradise island. Not more likely anyway.

And if she does, who cares? Just go fuck another chick and get back at her.

Yeah because revenge is sweet right? Its not like that shit never gets any worse...

Spoiler
Two wrongs don't make a right.

Disagree.

If a chick cheats on you, You continue to fuck her while fucking as many other chicks as you can at the same time.

That's a great way for you to lose your manhood if she's a total psycho, also fuck dishonesty.

If I ever get cheated on, its over.


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You gotta be kidding me bro. She's not going to cheat on you just because she's at some paradise island. Not more likely anyway.

And if she does, who cares? Just go fuck another chick and get back at her.

Yeah because revenge is sweet right? Its not like that shit never gets any worse...

Spoiler
Two wrongs don't make a right.

Disagree.

If a chick cheats on you, You continue to fuck her while fucking as many other chicks as you can at the same time.

That's a great way for you to lose your manhood if she's a total psycho, also fuck dishonesty.

If I ever get cheated on, its over.

Lose my manhood? In this hypothetical scenario, she cheated on me first. So whatever happens to her is karma.

Also lol at letting any woman overpower you. Impossible.


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You gotta be kidding me bro. She's not going to cheat on you just because she's at some paradise island. Not more likely anyway.

And if she does, who cares? Just go fuck another chick and get back at her.

Yeah because revenge is sweet right? Its not like that shit never gets any worse...

Spoiler
Two wrongs don't make a right.

Disagree.

If a chick cheats on you, You continue to fuck her while fucking as many other chicks as you can at the same time.

That's a great way for you to lose your manhood if she's a total psycho, also fuck dishonesty.

If I ever get cheated on, its over.

Lose my manhood? In this hypothetical scenario, she cheated on me first. So whatever happens to her is karma.

Also lol at letting any woman overpower you. Impossible.

The thing about a girl cutting your dick off while your sleeping, is that you're asleep.


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You gotta be kidding me bro. She's not going to cheat on you just because she's at some paradise island. Not more likely anyway.

And if she does, who cares? Just go fuck another chick and get back at her.

Yeah because revenge is sweet right? Its not like that shit never gets any worse...

Spoiler
Two wrongs don't make a right.

Disagree.

If a chick cheats on you, You continue to fuck her while fucking as many other chicks as you can at the same time.

That's a great way for you to lose your manhood if she's a total psycho, also fuck dishonesty.

If I ever get cheated on, its over.

Lose my manhood? In this hypothetical scenario, she cheated on me first. So whatever happens to her is karma.

Also lol at letting any woman overpower you. Impossible.

The thing about a girl cutting your dick off while your sleeping, is that you're asleep.

You're assuming PSU sleeps. It's a well known fact that PSU subsists on sports, beer, kinky sex and fried foods.

Nowhere in that list do you see sleep


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Excuse me, I'm full of dog poison
You gotta be kidding me bro. She's not going to cheat on you just because she's at some paradise island. Not more likely anyway.

And if she does, who cares? Just go fuck another chick and get back at her.

Yeah because revenge is sweet right? Its not like that shit never gets any worse...

Spoiler
Two wrongs don't make a right.

Disagree.

If a chick cheats on you, You continue to fuck her while fucking as many other chicks as you can at the same time.

That's a great way for you to lose your manhood if she's a total psycho, also fuck dishonesty.

If I ever get cheated on, its over.

Lose my manhood? In this hypothetical scenario, she cheated on me first. So whatever happens to her is karma.

Also lol at letting any woman overpower you. Impossible.

The thing about a girl cutting your dick off while your sleeping, is that you're asleep.

You're assuming PSU sleeps. It's a well known fact that PSU subsists on sports, beer, kinky sex and fried foods.

Nowhere in that list do you see sleep

I wouldn't call missionary kinky, but that's just me.


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You gotta be kidding me bro. She's not going to cheat on you just because she's at some paradise island. Not more likely anyway.

And if she does, who cares? Just go fuck another chick and get back at her.

Yeah because revenge is sweet right? Its not like that shit never gets any worse...

Spoiler
Two wrongs don't make a right.

Disagree.

If a chick cheats on you, You continue to fuck her while fucking as many other chicks as you can at the same time.

That's a great way for you to lose your manhood if she's a total psycho, also fuck dishonesty.

If I ever get cheated on, its over.

Lose my manhood? In this hypothetical scenario, she cheated on me first. So whatever happens to her is karma.

Also lol at letting any woman overpower you. Impossible.

The thing about a girl cutting your dick off while your sleeping, is that you're asleep.

You're assuming PSU sleeps. It's a well known fact that PSU subsists on sports, beer, kinky sex and fried foods.

Nowhere in that list do you see sleep

I wouldn't call missionary kinky, but that's just me.

You forget that they're dressed like Smurfette and Handy Smurf


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Excuse me, I'm full of dog poison
You gotta be kidding me bro. She's not going to cheat on you just because she's at some paradise island. Not more likely anyway.

And if she does, who cares? Just go fuck another chick and get back at her.

Yeah because revenge is sweet right? Its not like that shit never gets any worse...

Spoiler
Two wrongs don't make a right.

Disagree.

If a chick cheats on you, You continue to fuck her while fucking as many other chicks as you can at the same time.

That's a great way for you to lose your manhood if she's a total psycho, also fuck dishonesty.

If I ever get cheated on, its over.

Lose my manhood? In this hypothetical scenario, she cheated on me first. So whatever happens to her is karma.

Also lol at letting any woman overpower you. Impossible.

The thing about a girl cutting your dick off while your sleeping, is that you're asleep.

You're assuming PSU sleeps. It's a well known fact that PSU subsists on sports, beer, kinky sex and fried foods.

Nowhere in that list do you see sleep

I wouldn't call missionary kinky, but that's just me.

You forget that they're dressed like Smurfette and Handy Smurf

Had it been papa Smurf and vanity Smurf you'd have been on to something.


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You gotta be kidding me bro. She's not going to cheat on you just because she's at some paradise island. Not more likely anyway.

And if she does, who cares? Just go fuck another chick and get back at her.

Yeah because revenge is sweet right? Its not like that shit never gets any worse...

Spoiler
Two wrongs don't make a right.

Disagree.

If a chick cheats on you, You continue to fuck her while fucking as many other chicks as you can at the same time.

That's a great way for you to lose your manhood if she's a total psycho, also fuck dishonesty.

If I ever get cheated on, its over.

Lose my manhood? In this hypothetical scenario, she cheated on me first. So whatever happens to her is karma.

Also lol at letting any woman overpower you. Impossible.

The thing about a girl cutting your dick off while your sleeping, is that you're asleep.

You're assuming PSU sleeps. It's a well known fact that PSU subsists on sports, beer, kinky sex and fried foods.

Nowhere in that list do you see sleep

I wouldn't call missionary kinky, but that's just me.

You forget that they're dressed like Smurfette and Handy Smurf

Had it been papa Smurf and vanity Smurf you'd have been on to something.

I heard an unconfirmed rumor about them also doing Velma and Scooby


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Excuse me, I'm full of dog poison
You gotta be kidding me bro. She's not going to cheat on you just because she's at some paradise island. Not more likely anyway.

And if she does, who cares? Just go fuck another chick and get back at her.

Yeah because revenge is sweet right? Its not like that shit never gets any worse...

Spoiler
Two wrongs don't make a right.

Disagree.

If a chick cheats on you, You continue to fuck her while fucking as many other chicks as you can at the same time.

That's a great way for you to lose your manhood if she's a total psycho, also fuck dishonesty.

If I ever get cheated on, its over.

Lose my manhood? In this hypothetical scenario, she cheated on me first. So whatever happens to her is karma.

Also lol at letting any woman overpower you. Impossible.

The thing about a girl cutting your dick off while your sleeping, is that you're asleep.

You're assuming PSU sleeps. It's a well known fact that PSU subsists on sports, beer, kinky sex and fried foods.

Nowhere in that list do you see sleep

I wouldn't call missionary kinky, but that's just me.

You forget that they're dressed like Smurfette and Handy Smurf

Had it been papa Smurf and vanity Smurf you'd have been on to something.

I heard an unconfirmed rumor about them also doing Velma and Scooby

Wouldn't think he could pull Velma off, but I can kinda see it.


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You gotta be kidding me bro. She's not going to cheat on you just because she's at some paradise island. Not more likely anyway.

And if she does, who cares? Just go fuck another chick and get back at her.

Yeah because revenge is sweet right? Its not like that shit never gets any worse...

Spoiler
Two wrongs don't make a right.

Disagree.

If a chick cheats on you, You continue to fuck her while fucking as many other chicks as you can at the same time.

That's a great way for you to lose your manhood if she's a total psycho, also fuck dishonesty.

If I ever get cheated on, its over.

Lose my manhood? In this hypothetical scenario, she cheated on me first. So whatever happens to her is karma.

Also lol at letting any woman overpower you. Impossible.

The thing about a girl cutting your dick off while your sleeping, is that you're asleep.

You're assuming PSU sleeps. It's a well known fact that PSU subsists on sports, beer, kinky sex and fried foods.

Nowhere in that list do you see sleep

I wouldn't call missionary kinky, but that's just me.

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They say you are what you eat, but I don't remember eating mYsELF
She's going to take lots of pills in Ibiza

So that's how you spell it, it's pronounced I-BEE-TA right?
God I hate that

It's just an "s" sound, everybody. Just an s.
Depends if you're speaking Catalan or Spanish


 
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You gotta be kidding me bro. She's not going to cheat on you just because she's at some paradise island. Not more likely anyway.
You know it's bad when PSU has the most reasonable and non-bigoted reply in a thread


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They say you are what you eat, but I don't remember eating mYsELF
She's going to take lots of pills in Ibiza

So that's how you spell it, it's pronounced I-BEE-TA right?
God I hate that

It's just an "s" sound, everybody. Just an s.
Depends if you're speaking Catalan or Spanish
But then it's a regular "z" sound.

Not that "Ibitha" crap you gringos say.
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The Spanish z has the same sound as does the c before an e or i. In most of Latin America it has an "s" sound, and in most of Spain it has the unvoiced "th" sound (like the "th" in "thin")
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I know it's Ibiza with a Z because of that song


 
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They say you are what you eat, but I don't remember eating mYsELF
She's going to take lots of pills in Ibiza

So that's how you spell it, it's pronounced I-BEE-TA right?
God I hate that

It's just an "s" sound, everybody. Just an s.
Depends if you're speaking Catalan or Spanish
But then it's a regular "z" sound.

Not that "Ibitha" crap you gringos say.
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The Spanish z has the same sound as does the c before an e or i. In most of Latin America it has an "s" sound, and in most of Spain it has the unvoiced "th" sound (like the "th" in "thin")
No, it doesn't.

Source: A fluent Spanish speaker who lived in Spain and been to numerous South American countries.
That doesn't mean I'm wrong. You could speak a different dialect.