Destroy it and make my own.

I don't do anything. I just walk around telling everyone I'm the most powerful person in the Universe and act condescending.

Wipe the middle East off the map. Move Isreal somewhere. I make Avatar powers real. I then make the Halo timeline occur and sit back and watch the events unfold.

I want to suck my own cock.

Fuck this place, I'm creating a new one.

Peace out, niggas.

I need Jack Nicholson in my life.

Quote from: Vien on August 05, 2014, 02:45:59 AM

I want to suck my own cock.

Doesn't even feel that great to be honest. It's like when someone else rubs your neck as opposed to rubbing your own neck. It just feels way better when someone else does it.

How would you know, eh?

All the drugs I can handle.

get new seasons of Drake & Josh, god thatd be awesome

Create a lovecraftian horror the size of a galaxy and send it to devour other galaxys.

Rule over the universe as a benevolent goddess

Make a planet filled with pokemon

Destroy Israel

Make dragons real

Have a pet dragon

Quote from: Kiyo on August 05, 2014, 06:13:55 AM

Create a lovecraftian horror the size of a galaxy and send it to devour other galaxys.

Rule over the universe as a benevolent goddess

Make a planet filled with pokemon

Destroy Israel

Make dragons real

Have a pet dragon

I want to live in that universe.

Of course you would! Who wouldn't want me ruling over them!

In most regards, the universe itself is like a really smooth running clock. In other words I wouldn't fix what ain't broke. However, what I would do, is create a bubble.

Maybe dump said bubble on top of one of those many warring countries at the moment. And inside the bubble, would be the workings of whatever I can dream up. And I can dream up a lot. I'd make it an amusement park of sorts. Probably be funny too. Drop it on the sites of the East's major conflicts, or what's happening in Africa right now, or the whole shiggy with Russia. And watch the people inside it as they attempt to make sense of things.