You meet the Girl of your dreams.

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I can't use an image in my signature? That blows, you all blow.
She's everything you could have ever hoped for. She's beautiful, smart, funny, kind, loving, and loyal. She's a beast in bed and she's into everything you are. She loves you fiercely.

Problem is, she is recently divorced and she has two kids.

What do you do?


 
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Goodness gracious, great balls of lightning!
Give the kids away. Fuck kids.


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hire a babysitter


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"Halam sahlin."


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Toys are hereby declared:
ILLEGAL
IMMORAL
UNLAWFUL
 anyone found with a TOY in his possession will be
placed under ARREST and thrown in the DUNGEON!
No kidding!               πŸ…±
Why would Oss have two kids?


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Oh, hey.
She's next to me though...

OT: Who cares, as long as we're happy. Kids are kids


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Considering in the coming years and even now I take on the role of a good uncle to my little niece, kids are no problem for me. Actually, if anything, the only thing wrong with this entire scenario is the girl of your dreams part. Fuckin' a give me a break lol.


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I can't use an image in my signature? That blows, you all blow.
Considering in the coming years and even now I take on the role of a good uncle to my little niece, kids are no problem for me. Actually, if anything, the only thing wrong with this entire scenario is the girl of your dreams part. Fuckin' a give me a break lol.

Embellishment for reasons.


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Kill the kids, and install an artificial vagina via surgery in place of her old, saggy, child-worn one. That shit needs to be TIGHT


 
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Rockets on my X
Considering in the coming years and even now I take on the role of a good uncle to my little niece, kids are no problem for me. Actually, if anything, the only thing wrong with this entire scenario is the girl of your dreams part. Fuckin' a give me a break lol.

Embellishment for reasons.

Oho so you're a salesmen now are you?


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But my dreams are horrifying.


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I neither fear, nor despise.
I'm bad with kids


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uhhh...

- korrie
I'm bad with kids
You're bad with everything.


 
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The Rage....
Kill her


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Personally who cares. I will tell her i need some time to get my shit together before we can move in together but i will act as a father figure to her kids. Also i wonder how old her kids are?


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I neither fear, nor despise.


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She's everything you could have ever hoped for. She's beautiful, smart, funny, kind, loving, and loyal. She's a beast in bed and she's into everything you are. She loves you fiercely.

Problem is, she is recently divorced and she has two kids.

What do you do?

I'm not seeing a problem.


 
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fuck you
One; she's too old for me then if she's had Kids, she's an adult and I'm a teen.

Two;  I don't even know if I have a girl of my dreams, I don't hold up expectations...


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A flower which blooms on the battlefield
These threads don't ever work.

She's wouldn't be the girl of my dreams, because she's different than the actual girl of my dreams.


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I already met the girl of my dreams. She goes to the gym and is 4 years older than me. I talked to her the other day for the first time :]


 
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Why would Oss have two kids?
And there goes what I was drinking...


She's wouldn't be the girl of my dreams, because she's different than the actual girl of my dreams.
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Don't ask me these things. I don't deserve it.


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She's everything you could have ever hoped for. She's beautiful, smart, funny, kind, loving, and loyal. She's a beast in bed and she's into everything you are. She loves you fiercely.
This part already happened to me.

It got annoying quickly.
You don't want a copy of yourself, a spouse should complete someone, representing everything they aren't.

OT: Sure, I love kids,


 
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This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.
Eat the kids.
Obviously.


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Did he say glass of juice or gas the Jews?
πŸ‘ΆπŸ½:h..

πŸ‘¨πŸ½:honey, he's gonna say his first words

πŸ‘©πŸ½:!!

πŸ‘ΆπŸ½:hhh...

πŸ‘ΆπŸ½:here come dat boi 🐸!

πŸ‘¨πŸ½:o shit waddup πŸ˜‚πŸ’―

πŸ‘©πŸ½:πŸ’”
Still end up with her.


 
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This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.


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Eat out the kids.
Obviously.
DAS!
I'm not sure that's what he said.

It's what he'll do >.>
But not what he said.