OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS

 
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We knew the world would not be the same.
A few people laughed, a few people cried, most people were silent.
I remembered the line from the Hindu scripture, the Bhagavad-Gita.
Vishnu is trying to persuade the Prince that he should do his duty
and to impress him takes on his multi-armed form and says,
"Now, I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds.."
I suppose we all thought that one way or another.
It's easy!

1. Hold your breath for 5 minutes
2. Die

 
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His eyebrows sparkling, his white beard hangs down to his chest. The thatched mats, spread outside his chise, spread softly, his splendid attos. He polishes, cross-legged, his makiri, with his eyes completely absorbed.

He is Ainu.

The god of Ainu Mosir, Ae-Oine Kamuy, descendant of Okiku-Rumi, He perishes, a living corpse. The summers day, the white sunlight, unabrushed, ends simply through his breath alone.
Instructions unclear, I blacked out for a few seconds and started breathing again.

 
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hey
That sounds way too simple to work, is there like, an extra step in there? I don't want to accidentally hurt myself while attempting this

 
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Holding your breath for five minutes is not easy.
I'd like a full refund for my limited-time latex hoods deal too.

 
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But I guess in the end -- Sort of feels like everyday its harder to stay happy where you are. There are all these ways to look through the fence into your neighbor's yard.

Why even risk it? its safer to stay distant.
Instructions unclear, I'm in fucking mexico

 
 
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#13

Quote from: T6 on October 26, 2015, 01:07:05 AM
Instructions unclear, I'm in fucking mexico
Shit dude Tijuana is weird. 

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my friends list just exploded

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See you Cowgirl,
Someday, somewhere
You can't die from holding your breath

 
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Get of my lawn
Swallow your tongue next time

 
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If you know, you know.
Quote from: Septy on October 26, 2015, 01:10:26 AM
You can't die from holding your breath
You haven't tried hard enough.

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‘The most inoffensive user on this website’ - Verbatim
stop

 
 
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Were it so easy.

 
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Dank memes coming through.
Already saw that obscure meme before.  git gud, normie