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To say, 'nothing is true', is to realize that the foundations of society are fragile, and that we must be the shepherds of our own civilization. To say, 'everything is permitted', is to understand that we are the architects of our actions, and that we must live with their consequences, whether glorious or tragic.
People who spoil movies on online forums should publicly get their eyes gouged out and their bleeding ocular sockets raped


Or a 3 day ban.


Whichever is appropriate
Or you learn that knowing a movie's plot points don't make watching it any less enjoyable and move on with your miserable life.

I'm sorry everybody isn't like you and actually doesn't want to know everything that happens before they see a brand new movie.
Are you implying I want to know everything about a movie before I see it? It's something that is irrelevant to enjoyment of a film, I don't care one way or the other. The only difference being that when you know something you can choose to pay attention and look for signs that foreshadow the event(s) you know will occur, or pay greater attention to the details of the film.


 
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holy shit can you stop obsessing over trying to become a mod, lmao

it's never going to happen, for good reason.
do you honestly believe that i would ban people simply for disagreeing with me

because i wouldn't


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To say, 'nothing is true', is to realize that the foundations of society are fragile, and that we must be the shepherds of our own civilization. To say, 'everything is permitted', is to understand that we are the architects of our actions, and that we must live with their consequences, whether glorious or tragic.
Or you learn that knowing a movie's plot points don't make watching it any less enjoyable and move on with your miserable life.

Except it does.
So you've never enjoyed a movie more than the first time you saw it? You've never paid attention to the details and intricacies of the film after getting the general idea of it the first time around?

I'm sorry, but if that is true you sound terribly dull.


 
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So you've never enjoyed a movie more than the first time you saw it? You've never paid attention to the details and intricacies of the film after getting the general idea of it the first time around?

No, obviously. But nothing compares to the first time you watch a movie. I was reading about a critic who said "If I could have one wish, it would be to watch my favourite movie for the first time again."

Nothing compares to that first time. Nothing.


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Bro, calm down before you have a heart attack like Luke did in episode VII.

What the hell is wrong with you? I hate expectation spoilers almost more than actual spoilers.
Man, the way you're behaving is just like How pissed off Kylo was when he learned Jar Jar was his father.


 
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Man, the way you're behaving is just like How pissed off Kylo was when he learned Jar Jar was his father.

Who are you trying to convince with this one? Terrible.

You realise I saw the movie last night, right?


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So you've never enjoyed a movie more than the first time you saw it? You've never paid attention to the details and intricacies of the film after getting the general idea of it the first time around?

No, obviously. But nothing compares to the first time you watch a movie. I was reading about a critic who said "If I could have one wish, it would be to watch my favourite movie for the first time again."

Nothing compares to that first time. Nothing.
What?

I always enjoy movies more when I can focus on the little things without worrying about the plot as a whole.

Like when I rewatched the sex scene between Rey and the tentacle beasts, and noticed the triple anal penetration.


 
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I always enjoy movies more when I can focus on the little things without worrying about the plot as a whole.

Why do I give a fuck? You're wrong.

For every time you watch a movie, there will never be a time list that first time. That inherently makes it more valuable than any rewatch ever will be.


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To say, 'nothing is true', is to realize that the foundations of society are fragile, and that we must be the shepherds of our own civilization. To say, 'everything is permitted', is to understand that we are the architects of our actions, and that we must live with their consequences, whether glorious or tragic.
So you've never enjoyed a movie more than the first time you saw it? You've never paid attention to the details and intricacies of the film after getting the general idea of it the first time around?

No, obviously. But nothing compares to the first time you watch a movie. I was reading about a critic who said "If I could have one wish, it would be to watch my favourite movie for the first time again."

Nothing compares to that first time. Nothing.
While that sounds terribly nostalgiac and all that, I'd prefer to not waste my life wanting another first cheap high and be a bit more thoughtful and inquisitive.

Critics say a lot of things, and a lot of those lot of things are stupid lots of things and lots of opinion things.

Really, what specifically ruins a movie for you about knowing it before? The substance of a film is not the story, but how the story is told. If the story is told very well, then knowing it before shouldn't ruin your appreciation for it.


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"flaming nipple chops"-Your host, the man they call Ghost.

To say, 'nothing is true', is to realize that the foundations of society are fragile, and that we must be the shepherds of our own civilization. To say, 'everything is permitted', is to understand that we are the architects of our actions, and that we must live with their consequences, whether glorious or tragic.
I always enjoy movies more when I can focus on the little things without worrying about the plot as a whole.

Why do I give a fuck? You're wrong.

For every time you watch a movie, there will never be a time list that first time. That inherently makes it more valuable than any rewatch ever will be.
You do realize there will never be another second or zeroth time, right? Aren't those as incomprehensibly valuable as the first?


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I always enjoy movies more when I can focus on the little things without worrying about the plot as a whole.

Why do I give a fuck? You're wrong.

For every time you watch a movie, there will never be a time list that first time. That inherently makes it more valuable than any rewatch ever will be.
Wow you're as mad as Vader was when he discovered that Luke went back in time in the Millenium Falcon and became his own grandfather, and came to Vader on bespin after he cut off Lukes hand and revealed that he was Vader's father.

Man Ep VII was a wild ride.


 
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While that sounds terribly nostalgiac and all that, I'd prefer to not waste my life wanting another first cheap high and be a bit more thoughtful and inquisitive.

So you require watch multiple viewings of a movie to pick up on the small details and subtleties? That makes a lot of sense to me.

Fortunately, some of us are capable of picking up on those things the first time.

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Really, what specifically ruins a movie for you about knowing it before? The substance of a film is not the story, but how the story is told. If the story is told very well, then knowing it before shouldn't ruin your appreciation for it.

If you cannot understand the inherent worth of not knowing something, watching it unfold, and reflecting upon it, then there's nothing I can do for you. You're wrong, and you have no right to call other's concerns irrelevant, stupid, or act dismissive in any way.


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I neither fear, nor despise.

Are you implying I want to know everything about a movie before I see it?

>Caring about spoilers
lmao



 
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Really, what specifically ruins a movie for you about knowing it before?
for me, nothing

but some people really value that initial moment of surprise, disbelief, shock, etc.

if you already know what happens, you're not going to be surprised--that's gone forever, ruined

not that complicated


 
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You do realize there will never be another second or zeroth time, right? Aren't those as incomprehensibly valuable as the first?

No, because unlike the first one, you know what's going to happen in every subsequent viewing of the film.

Why do I have to explain this shit.


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You do realize there will never be another second or zeroth time, right? Aren't those as incomprehensibly valuable as the first?

No, because unlike the first one, you know what's going to happen in every subsequent viewing of the film.

Why do I have to explain this shit.
How does knowing what's going to happen make it less enjoyable?

And arguably, if I spoil the movie for you, wouldn't that count as learning the plot for the first time, and be more enjoyable then watching the movie itself?


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I neither fear, nor despise.
You do realize there will never be another second or zeroth time, right? Aren't those as incomprehensibly valuable as the first?

No, because unlike the first one, you know what's going to happen in every subsequent viewing of the film.

Why do I have to explain this shit.

Because instead of admitting he's wrong he'll just continue the argument.


 
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How does knowing what's going to happen make it less enjoyable?

Because learning is fun. Duh.

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And arguably, if I spoil the movie for you, wouldn't that count as learning the plot for the first time, and be more enjoyable then watching the movie itself?

No, you fucking retard, because I didn't get to see it unfold in the way that the director intended. I didn't "watch" anything, either -- you just fucking told me.


 
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Because instead of admitting he's wrong he'll just continue the argument.

God I hate this site.


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"flaming nipple chops"-Your host, the man they call Ghost.

To say, 'nothing is true', is to realize that the foundations of society are fragile, and that we must be the shepherds of our own civilization. To say, 'everything is permitted', is to understand that we are the architects of our actions, and that we must live with their consequences, whether glorious or tragic.

Are you implying I want to know everything about a movie before I see it?

>Caring about spoilers
lmao
It's like you lack all reading comprehension.


 
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If you don't care about spoilers, by extension, you don't care if you know everything about the movie before you watch it.

There's inherently something magical about watching a movie for the first time that you shouldn't be able to deny someone.


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"flaming nipple chops"-Your host, the man they call Ghost.

To say, 'nothing is true', is to realize that the foundations of society are fragile, and that we must be the shepherds of our own civilization. To say, 'everything is permitted', is to understand that we are the architects of our actions, and that we must live with their consequences, whether glorious or tragic.
How does knowing what's going to happen make it less enjoyable?

Because learning is fun. Duh.

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And arguably, if I spoil the movie for you, wouldn't that count as learning the plot for the first time, and be more enjoyable then watching the movie itself?

No, you fucking retard, because I didn't get to see it unfold in the way that the director intended. I didn't "watch" anything, either -- you just fucking told me.
You don't even know that spoiler he told you is true until you see it as the director intended, though.


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"flaming nipple chops"-Your host, the man they call Ghost.

To say, 'nothing is true', is to realize that the foundations of society are fragile, and that we must be the shepherds of our own civilization. To say, 'everything is permitted', is to understand that we are the architects of our actions, and that we must live with their consequences, whether glorious or tragic.
If you don't care about spoilers, by extension, you don't care if you know everything about the movie before you watch it.

There's inherently something magical about watching a movie for the first time that you shouldn't be able to deny someone.
I am thoroughly classifying this under opinion.


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I neither fear, nor despise.

Are you implying I want to know everything about a movie before I see it?

>Caring about spoilers
lmao
It's like you lack all reading comprehension.

Nice refutation

>who cares about spoilers?
>you think I like spoilers?
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You don't even know that spoiler he told you is true until you see it as the director intended, though.

So? I'll be expecting it.

And even if the spoiler is untrue, I'll still be expecting it -- and that twists my perception of the movie in a way the director did not anticipate when she directed the movie.


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"flaming nipple chops"-Your host, the man they call Ghost.

To say, 'nothing is true', is to realize that the foundations of society are fragile, and that we must be the shepherds of our own civilization. To say, 'everything is permitted', is to understand that we are the architects of our actions, and that we must live with their consequences, whether glorious or tragic.

Are you implying I want to know everything about a movie before I see it?

>Caring about spoilers
lmao
It's like you lack all reading comprehension.


Are you implying I want to know everything about a movie before I see it?

>Caring about spoilers
lmao
It's like you lack all reading comprehension.

Nice refutation

>who cares about spoilers?
>you think I like spoilers?
Nice double quote

So, in an attempt to dumb this down even more, it doesn't matter, that doesn't mean I like spoilers or dislike them, I have no strong feelings one way or the other. Do you comprehend, amigo?


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I neither fear, nor despise.
You don't even know that spoiler he told you is true until you see it as the director intended, though.

So? I'll be expecting it.

And even if the spoiler is untrue, I'll still be expecting it -- and that twists my perception of the movie in a way the director did not anticipate when she directed the movie.

Literally this.

And I'd just stop talking to the brick wall Prehistoric, we've made our points.


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"flaming nipple chops"-Your host, the man they call Ghost.

To say, 'nothing is true', is to realize that the foundations of society are fragile, and that we must be the shepherds of our own civilization. To say, 'everything is permitted', is to understand that we are the architects of our actions, and that we must live with their consequences, whether glorious or tragic.
You don't even know that spoiler he told you is true until you see it as the director intended, though.

So? I'll be expecting it.

And even if the spoiler is untrue, I'll still be expecting it -- and that twists my perception of the movie in a way the director did not anticipate when she directed the movie.
You're only expecting it if you choose to expect it. Nobody is making you expect it, if you cannot suspend belief that it will happen, there is possibly some ability you are lacking.


 
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You're only expecting it if you choose to expect it. Nobody is making you expect it, if you cannot suspend belief that it will happen, there is possibly some ability you are lacking.

Are you fucking kidding me. No, obviously I cannot choose to NOT expect something.

Sorry, I'm not capable of turning off my brain like you are.


 
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You're only expecting it if you choose to expect it. Nobody is making you expect it, if you cannot suspend belief that it will happen, there is possibly some ability you are lacking.
what is this insane troll logic