who let CM Punk get a sep account?

Jono, while you lay there, hopefully as uncomfortable as you possibly can be, I want you to listen to me. I want you to digest this, because before I get banned in three weeks with your Mythic Rank, I have a lot of things I wanna get off my chest.

I don’t hate you, Jono. I don’t even dislike you. I like you a hell of a lot more than I like most people in the back. I hate… this idea… that you’re the best… because you’re not. I’m the best. I’m the best in the world. There’s one thing you’re better at than I am, and that’s kissing LC’s ass. You’re as good at kissing Vince’s ass as Jester was. I don’t know if you’re as good as Cheat… he’s a pretty good ass-kisser… always was and still is. Oops… I’m breaking the fourth wall.  I am the best… poster… in the world. I’ve been the best ever since Day One when I logged onto this forum, and I’ve been vilified and hated since that day because the guys on Saphirre saw something in me that nobody else wanted to admit. That’s right, I have a saphirre account You know who has one? Harlow_Cuck… and he got IP banned there, just like I’m getting IP banned here, but the biggest difference between me and Harlow is that I’m going to leave with a Mythic Rank.