You have three choices

noodles · April 19, 2015, 03:09:55 AM

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Jive Turkey · April 19, 2015, 03:11:51 AM

Open the treasure chest

Ushan · April 19, 2015, 03:13:39 AM

I guess I'd go with the envelope.

True Turquoise · April 19, 2015, 03:13:57 AM

The letter

noodles · April 19, 2015, 03:15:26 AM

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noodles · April 19, 2015, 03:19:13 AM

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Jive Turkey · April 19, 2015, 03:20:54 AM

Quote from: noodles on April 19, 2015, 03:15:26 AM

Quote from: Jive Turkey on April 19, 2015, 03:11:51 AM
Open the treasure chest

A sexy valkyrie emerges, grasps your hand and leads you upwards to the light

I win

noodles · April 19, 2015, 03:25:03 AM

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noodles · April 19, 2015, 03:27:15 AM

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A Cheese Potato · April 19, 2015, 03:27:22 AM

I'm gonna open the coffin since no one else has yet

True Turquoise · April 19, 2015, 03:32:41 AM

Quote from: noodles on April 19, 2015, 03:25:03 AM

Quote from: True Turquoise on April 19, 2015, 03:13:57 AM
The letter

You open the letter, but before you can read a word, a boulder falls from the light and lands on you. Everything turns to white, and a sense of contentment ensues

Mat Cauthon · April 19, 2015, 03:48:35 AM

The chest.

Ushan · April 19, 2015, 04:02:32 AM

Quote from: noodles on April 19, 2015, 03:19:13 AM

Quote from: Ushan on April 19, 2015, 03:13:39 AM
I guess I'd go with the envelope.

"Dear Ushan,

You've been dead for 30 years already. I'm so sorry.

Sincerely,

___"

Doesn't shock me that I'd forget such a meaningless piece of trivia.

noodles · April 20, 2015, 05:57:14 PM

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The Lord Ruler · April 20, 2015, 05:59:01 PM

The chest

noodles · April 20, 2015, 05:59:19 PM

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Yu · April 20, 2015, 05:59:30 PM

Coffin.

noodles · April 20, 2015, 06:02:17 PM

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The Lord Ruler · April 20, 2015, 06:04:38 PM

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Quote from: The Lord Ruler on April 20, 2015, 05:59:01 PM
The chest

You find a mermaid within the chest, she has a nice set of double d's. You squeeze her chest, and instantly you teleport home.

Quite the adventure

Coomer · April 20, 2015, 06:05:36 PM

*opens coffin*

RadicalClass32 · April 20, 2015, 06:05:58 PM

>mfw when I can't choose between the letter and chest

I guess I will go with the letter.

Jim · April 20, 2015, 06:10:37 PM

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noodles · April 20, 2015, 06:14:43 PM

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noodles · April 20, 2015, 06:28:55 PM

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Coomer · April 20, 2015, 06:30:53 PM

Quote from: noodles on April 20, 2015, 06:28:55 PM

Quote from: Ingloriouswho98 on April 20, 2015, 06:05:36 PM
*opens coffin*

You see an exact copy of you as look right now laying down, sleeping. An explosion behind you makes an opening for which to escape. Peering outside, you see a meadow as far as the eye can see, and a cobblestone path leading forever ahead of you into the dusk horizon.

*loots my body and makes out with me*
*opens letter and treasure box*

noodles · April 20, 2015, 06:31:12 PM

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Mat Cauthon · April 20, 2015, 06:40:13 PM

Quote from: noodles on April 20, 2015, 05:59:19 PM

Quote from: Nagato on April 19, 2015, 03:48:35 AM
The chest.

You 200k's worth of gold coins.

Hell yes.
Now I wonder if anyone can trim my armour...

Yu · April 20, 2015, 06:49:05 PM

Quote from: noodles on April 20, 2015, 06:14:43 PM

Quote from: Yu on April 20, 2015, 05:59:30 PM
Coffin.

There's nothing inside the coffin..

Without any warning, blood starts to spurt furiously from the cracks of the stone floor beneath your feet.

The blood rapidly fills the stone room, and soon the levels rise, carrying you with it until you reach the foggy light above..

Look around for food I suppose.

Nexus · April 20, 2015, 06:51:02 PM

Letter.