You have the power to make a law.

MythicWolf · July 31, 2015, 02:21:33 PM

What would you do?

Coomer · July 31, 2015, 02:43:53 PM

Make rape legal

The Lord Ruler · July 31, 2015, 02:46:13 PM

Weebs are executed by nukes

DAS B00T x2 · July 31, 2015, 02:48:05 PM

Non-white ethnic groups are to be lynched in the streets until America is pure again.

Thun · July 31, 2015, 02:50:34 PM

Every Wednesday is Sprite and pizza day and all businesses and federal buildings are required to be closed.

Thun · July 31, 2015, 02:52:30 PM

Quote from: DAS THROWBACK on July 31, 2015, 02:48:05 PM

Non-white ethnic groups are to be lynched in the streets until America is pure again.

You know, I'm not technically white but my complexion is very light. Would I get a free pass?

Epsira · July 31, 2015, 02:52:43 PM

Allow myself to create matter.

Rinev · July 31, 2015, 02:54:40 PM

The price of car insurance has to be the same for both genders.

July 31, 2015, 02:55:58 PM

No other laws can be made or changed, except by me.

July 31, 2015, 02:58:23 PM

make gay marriage illegal

DAS B00T x2 · July 31, 2015, 02:58:56 PM

Quote from: Thunda on July 31, 2015, 02:52:30 PM

Quote from: DAS THROWBACK on July 31, 2015, 02:48:05 PM
Non-white ethnic groups are to be lynched in the streets until America is pure again.
You know, I'm not technically white but my complexion is very light. Would I get a free pass?

Can your offspring within two generations be more than 3/4 white?

Thun · July 31, 2015, 02:59:59 PM

Quote from: DAS THROWBACK on July 31, 2015, 02:58:56 PM

Quote from: Thunda on July 31, 2015, 02:52:30 PM
Quote from: DAS THROWBACK on July 31, 2015, 02:48:05 PM
Non-white ethnic groups are to be lynched in the streets until America is pure again.
You know, I'm not technically white but my complexion is very light. Would I get a free pass?
Can your offspring within two generations be more than 3/4 white?

Yes.

DAS B00T x2 · July 31, 2015, 03:01:01 PM

Quote from: Thunda on July 31, 2015, 02:59:59 PM

Quote from: DAS THROWBACK on July 31, 2015, 02:58:56 PM
Quote from: Thunda on July 31, 2015, 02:52:30 PM
Quote from: DAS THROWBACK on July 31, 2015, 02:48:05 PM
Non-white ethnic groups are to be lynched in the streets until America is pure again.
You know, I'm not technically white but my complexion is very light. Would I get a free pass?
Can your offspring within two generations be more than 3/4 white?
Yes.

You'll pass the federal stature.

States may interpret the law to more strict degrees.

Thun · July 31, 2015, 03:02:14 PM

Quote from: DAS THROWBACK on July 31, 2015, 03:01:01 PM

You'll pass the federal stature.

States may interpret the law to more strict degrees.

I'll just stay in the progressive as fuck Northwest.

MythicWolf · July 31, 2015, 04:47:49 PM

Quote from: Thunda on July 31, 2015, 02:50:34 PM

Every Wednesday is Sprite and pizza day and all businesses and federal buildings are required to be closed.

We need this badly

nͫiͤcͫeͤ · July 31, 2015, 04:52:51 PM

make it illegal to try to take away muh weapons

MythicWolf · July 31, 2015, 04:54:24 PM

Quote from: Redninetynine on July 31, 2015, 02:58:23 PM

make gay marriage illegal

We need to bring this law back, this nation wasnt meant for stuff like that.

MythicWolf · July 31, 2015, 04:54:52 PM

Quote from: Ingloriouswho98 on July 31, 2015, 02:43:53 PM

Make rape legal

Your pic is perfect for that comment

Ushan · July 31, 2015, 05:03:57 PM

I wonder what would happen if I allowed particles to travel faster than light.

Epsira · July 31, 2015, 05:05:37 PM

Quote from: Captain Black Baer on July 31, 2015, 05:03:57 PM

I wonder what would happen if I allowed particles to travel faster than light.

Maybe Half-Life 3 would be released.

Ushan · July 31, 2015, 05:08:48 PM

Quote from: Epsira on July 31, 2015, 05:05:37 PM

Quote from: Captain Black Baer on July 31, 2015, 05:03:57 PM
I wonder what would happen if I allowed particles to travel faster than light.
Maybe Half-Life 3 would be released.

No, I think our universe would just tear itself apart.

Dopameme · July 31, 2015, 05:10:25 PM

instantly legalize all drugs and release all non-violent drug offenders from our prisons

oh wait, that's actually a serious answer

i would recreate the confederacy and bring back the glory of the South

Mmmmm Napalm · July 31, 2015, 05:15:23 PM

I would make death the penalty for the usage of all recreational drugs.

Republicunt · July 31, 2015, 05:17:07 PM

So are serious threads and comments just not allowed or something?

The Waifu Master · July 31, 2015, 05:17:10 PM

Declare the Internet US territory.

Doctor Doom · July 31, 2015, 05:18:27 PM

Make a law repealing every US Amendment.

challengerX · July 31, 2015, 05:45:29 PM

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True Turquoise · July 31, 2015, 05:47:46 PM

Nobody is allowed to be taller than me

Dopameme · July 31, 2015, 05:53:43 PM

Quote from: Mmmmm Napalm on July 31, 2015, 05:15:23 PM

I would make death the penalty for the usage of all recreational drugs.

the funniest part of this post to me is that i really think you're being serious

Dopameme · July 31, 2015, 05:57:29 PM

Quote from: Republicunt on July 31, 2015, 05:17:07 PM

So are serious threads and comments just not allowed or something?

when you're in the Flood its best to assume that 99% of the more outlandish shit that people post isn't serious, but I guess you never really know