You have a bent screwdriver, a piece of wet paper, and half of a sandwich.

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You have to stop an evil race of super fruits from taking over the flood with these 3 things. What do you do?

 
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Shove it up their leaders ass and demand them to stop unless they want his colon cleaned.

 
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Unbend the screwdriver with the piece of paper, and then eat the sandwich.

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Goodness gracious, great balls of lightning!
Well it depends, what type of sandwich is it?

 
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eat sandwich and wear the paper as armor, wielding the deadly screwdriver which i unbend using my psionic powers

 
 
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I carve out the address to www.bungie.net with the screw driver into the piece of paper, show it to them, and then throw the sandwich into that place as bait.

 
 
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If I'm not here, I'm doing photography. Or I'm asleep. Or in lockdown. One of those three, anyway.

The current titlebar/avatar setup is just normal.
Eat sandwich filling.
Roll bread into tube.
Squash wet paper into spitballs.
Fire at will.

As for the screwdriver, I just wield it menacingly so the fruit keep their distance. They're fruit, they don't know what the fuck a bent screwdriver could do.

Also, use banana corpses as bats, and drink the blood of raspberries and strawberries to psyche them out.
Last Edit: November 24, 2014, 11:00:00 AM by SuperIrish

 
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Moms spaghetti
I'll make myself some rusty fruit salad