Have you ever taken a shit that's as good as sex?

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Get of my lawn
Literal shit post.

I just took a dump that was almost spiritual. I got the Lumberjack Slam at Denny's this morning.

Pancakes, 2 eggs, sausage and bacon and toast.

I just took the dump. My pants are looser, I feel lighter and healthier... and I think I felt god. At least a god and not the capital G god.

Al Baghdadi is asleep, otherwise I would be up for some booty.

Discuss epic dumps

 
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Dammit.

Now I have gas. Round 2 may be on the way and not so enjoyable

 
 
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We knew the world would not be the same.
A few people laughed, a few people cried, most people were silent.
I remembered the line from the Hindu scripture, the Bhagavad-Gita.
Vishnu is trying to persuade the Prince that he should do his duty
and to impress him takes on his multi-armed form and says,
"Now, I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds.."
I suppose we all thought that one way or another.
that's really fucking gay dude

 
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Isn't having anal like a reverse big shit? Apparently that feels better.

 
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Toys are hereby declared:
ILLEGAL
IMMORAL
UNLAWFUL
 anyone found with a TOY in his possession will be
placed under ARREST and thrown in the DUNGEON!
No kidding!               🅱
Quote from: Vien on February 26, 2017, 12:45:19 AM
Isn't having anal like a reverse big shit? Apparently that feels better.
Apparently? You don't know?

 
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Quote from: Casper on February 26, 2017, 12:59:43 AM
Quote from: Vien on February 26, 2017, 12:45:19 AM
Isn't having anal like a reverse big shit? Apparently that feels better.
Apparently? You don't know?
I'm not a sub.

 
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Quote from: Vien on February 26, 2017, 12:45:19 AM
Isn't having anal like a reverse big shit? Apparently that feels better.

I'd imagine afterwards. But during? Probably feels like having to take a giant shit.

 
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Quote from: Vien on February 26, 2017, 01:13:00 AM
Quote from: Casper on February 26, 2017, 12:59:43 AM
Quote from: Vien on February 26, 2017, 12:45:19 AM
Isn't having anal like a reverse big shit? Apparently that feels better.
Apparently? You don't know?
I'm not a sub.
Maybe you would become a sub if you tried it and found out you loved it.

 
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Did he say glass of juice or gas the Jews?
👶🏽:h..

👨🏽:honey, he's gonna say his first words

👩🏽:!!

👶🏽:hhh...

👶🏽:here come dat boi 🐸!

👨🏽:o shit waddup 😂💯

👩🏽:💔
Last Edit: February 26, 2017, 08:27:29 AM by Mr. Psychologist

 
 
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fuck you
Reverse anal?

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If you know, you know.
You know your sex is bad when you'd rather just go and take a shit.

 
 
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This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.
I mean... I've had poops that stimulate the prostate before...

 
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i don't know what sex feels like.

 
 
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Quote from: Karjala takaisin on February 26, 2017, 09:41:06 AM
i don't know what sex feels like.
i am STUNNED

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i experience constant prostate stimulation through my furry tail buttplug. i have a perpetual erection and much of the blood that should be in my head is diverted to my genitalia. my grades are failing and my prospects are grim

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