You get teleported

clum clum · January 13, 2015, 09:23:35 AM

You get teleported to the beginning of a tunnel, you look foward and walls extend into darkness. You see a note on the floor, it says "You have 100 million miles to go".

What do you do?

DAS B00T x2 · January 13, 2015, 09:24:41 AM

Wait fore more people to be teleported and eat them.

rC · January 13, 2015, 09:24:49 AM

jerk off and clean up with the note

Raptorx7 · January 13, 2015, 09:25:05 AM

Turn around and walk out of the tunnel.

clum clum · January 13, 2015, 09:25:20 AM

Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on January 13, 2015, 09:24:41 AM

Wait fore more people to be teleported and eat them.

Nobody else will be teleported.

clum clum · January 13, 2015, 09:25:36 AM

Quote from: Raptorx7 on January 13, 2015, 09:25:05 AM

Turn around and walk out of the tunnel.

There is no escape from the tunnel. Light filters down from a few narrow cracks, but you are sealed in.

True Turquoise · January 13, 2015, 09:27:31 AM

FULL SPRINT AHEAD

Ásgeirr · January 13, 2015, 09:30:22 AM

Start walking. Ill make Artyom proud.

Flee · January 13, 2015, 09:31:21 AM

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Raptorx7 · January 13, 2015, 09:32:02 AM

Quote from: Numb Digger on January 13, 2015, 09:25:36 AM

Quote from: Raptorx7 on January 13, 2015, 09:25:05 AM
Turn around and walk out of the tunnel.

There is no escape from the tunnel. Light filters down from a few narrow cracks, but you are sealed in.

Start walking I guess, there's no way I am walking 100 million miles so Ill just accept my fate.

Mat Cauthon · January 13, 2015, 09:32:56 AM

Music on.

Spoiler

YouTube

Let's go!!

I_IRONMAN_I · January 13, 2015, 09:40:59 AM

Take the debris in that dirty looking tunnel and start using it to chip away at the little light cracks until I can crawl through.

Girl of Mystery · January 13, 2015, 09:45:37 AM

Jokes on you.

I'm a bicycle.

DAS B00T x2 · January 13, 2015, 09:48:45 AM

Quote from: Numb Digger on January 13, 2015, 09:25:20 AM

Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on January 13, 2015, 09:24:41 AM
Wait fore more people to be teleported and eat them.

Nobody else will be teleported.

Well fuck. Guess I'll just walk on forward until some anomaly or prick from the 4th Reich kills me.

Raptorx7 · January 13, 2015, 09:52:20 AM

Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on January 13, 2015, 09:48:45 AM

Quote from: Numb Digger on January 13, 2015, 09:25:20 AM
Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on January 13, 2015, 09:24:41 AM
Wait fore more people to be teleported and eat them.

Nobody else will be teleported.
Well fuck. Guess I'll just walk on forward until some anomaly or prick from the 4th Reich kills me.

You'll need one of these fellow Stalker

Dan · January 13, 2015, 09:53:23 AM

I would realize I'm dreaming and then wake up.

Statefarm · January 13, 2015, 09:55:54 AM

Jokes on you I'm the flash.

K'tan Dantaktee · January 13, 2015, 09:57:57 AM

Look for a way out, because I'd rather not walk a distance that is equivalent to walking around the Earth.

12,629 times.

DAS B00T x2 · January 13, 2015, 10:03:19 AM

Quote from: Raptorx7 on January 13, 2015, 09:52:20 AM

Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on January 13, 2015, 09:48:45 AM
Quote from: Numb Digger on January 13, 2015, 09:25:20 AM
Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on January 13, 2015, 09:24:41 AM
Wait fore more people to be teleported and eat them.

Nobody else will be teleported.
Well fuck. Guess I'll just walk on forward until some anomaly or prick from the 4th Reich kills me.

You'll need one of these fellow Stalker

clum clum · January 13, 2015, 10:04:37 AM

Quote from: Ktan Dantaktai on January 13, 2015, 09:57:57 AM

Look for a way out, because I'd rather not walk a distance that is equivalent to walking around the Earth.

12,629 times.

Or about halfway the distance to Mars.

TB · January 13, 2015, 10:14:08 AM

I attempt to break out of course

Ushan · January 13, 2015, 10:18:59 AM

Spoiler

YouTube

Jester · January 13, 2015, 10:54:40 AM

Smear shit on the walls until I die of starvation

alphy · January 13, 2015, 11:12:11 AM

don't walk and just hang out at the beginning

Yu · January 13, 2015, 11:41:00 AM

Start walking I suppose.

Aether · January 13, 2015, 11:43:17 AM

So it's either stay and die or move forward and possibly die.

Well shit. . .

I_IRONMAN_I · January 13, 2015, 11:44:16 AM

Quote from: Ktan Dantaktai on January 13, 2015, 09:57:57 AM

Look for a way out, because I'd rather not walk a distance that is equivalent to walking around the Earth.

12,629 times.

Plot twist!

The tunnel is actually a loop the entire time, revealing why there are air holes in it.

Erives · January 13, 2015, 01:45:21 PM

Piss my name on the beginning. Then start walking. Every time I piss I put my count on the wall.