Today I'm an ambulance driver. Something's up with my brother in law, and it's bad enough that he can't drive himself to the hospital.
He got set on fire last year and still had it in him to go driving himself to the hospital. So whatever got dumped on him at the moment, ain't good.
So, off I go. It's -15 outside, the wind knocks it down to -23, the roads are closed in snow and ice, and I have no snow tires because I'm poor as fuck.
Have fun with your day folks. Imma going ice skating.