Couldn't walk, but swim quite efficiently?
Like, you'd have to memorize what set of movements you'd have to do in order to move forward.
I don't want this thread to get attention; it's only a way of telling another person (I can't remember who it is) that if you're gonna shitpost you need to put down some kind of idea.
This whole subject is retarded though, and I wouldn't stoop to this side of shitposts.