You died...

Isara · December 28, 2014, 10:28:11 AM

Suddenly you find yourself in a sunken cell with some water in it. The place looks abandoned while some light comes from the bars at the top. Briefly moving your hands and you can easily notice that your skin is all hollowed out as your former body is now in an undead form.

From the light, you see a small cache. There is written a note that explains that you may take a sole item from the chest, and not the chest itself. One of the items is a gift to you from the gods. Which item do you choose?

Amulet of the Goddess of Luck
Iron Sword blessed by the God of War
Entelwen, the staff blessed by the Goddess of Wisdom
Holy Water, by the God of Fertility

clum clum · December 28, 2014, 10:28:58 AM

Can I choose none because I have no idea what the fuck they are.

Mat Cauthon · December 28, 2014, 10:33:53 AM

Staff.

UNLIMITED (magic) POWER!

True Turquoise · December 28, 2014, 10:34:01 AM

Holy watahh

UnwornUniform · December 28, 2014, 10:38:10 AM

Holy water. mos def.

Elegiac · December 28, 2014, 10:38:45 AM

You're such a nerd. How would you like to fuck and then work out these little stories afterwards?

Isara's pussy needs bashing. Tell me I'm wrong. We could.. make some powerful items.

clum clum · December 28, 2014, 10:43:05 AM

Quote from: Elegiac on December 28, 2014, 10:38:45 AM

You're such a nerd. How would you like to fuck and then work out these little stories afterwards?

Isara's pussy needs bashing. Tell me I'm wrong. We could.. make some powerful items.

Elegiac and Isara should definitely fuck. I'm calling it!

DAS B00T x2 · December 28, 2014, 10:49:24 AM

Swords are always the answer.

UnwornUniform · December 28, 2014, 10:50:27 AM

Quote from: Numb Digger on December 28, 2014, 10:43:05 AM

Quote from: Elegiac on December 28, 2014, 10:38:45 AM
You're such a nerd. How would you like to fuck and then work out these little stories afterwards?

Isara's pussy needs bashing. Tell me I'm wrong. We could.. make some powerful items.

Elegiac and Isara should definitely fuck. I'm calling it!

Oh my god, you people.

clum clum · December 28, 2014, 10:51:19 AM

Quote from: TheUnwornUniform on December 28, 2014, 10:50:27 AM

Quote from: Numb Digger on December 28, 2014, 10:43:05 AM
Quote from: Elegiac on December 28, 2014, 10:38:45 AM
You're such a nerd. How would you like to fuck and then work out these little stories afterwards?

Isara's pussy needs bashing. Tell me I'm wrong. We could.. make some powerful items.

Elegiac and Isara should definitely fuck. I'm calling it!
Oh my god, you people.

You people? YOU PEOPLE?!

UnwornUniform · December 28, 2014, 10:54:06 AM

Quote from: Numb Digger on December 28, 2014, 10:51:19 AM

Quote from: TheUnwornUniform on December 28, 2014, 10:50:27 AM
Quote from: Numb Digger on December 28, 2014, 10:43:05 AM
Quote from: Elegiac on December 28, 2014, 10:38:45 AM
You're such a nerd. How would you like to fuck and then work out these little stories afterwards?

Isara's pussy needs bashing. Tell me I'm wrong. We could.. make some powerful items.

Elegiac and Isara should definitely fuck. I'm calling it!
Oh my god, you people.

You people? YOU PEOPLE?!

You sort.

RadicalClass32 · December 28, 2014, 11:03:20 AM

Well of course Holy Water.

FTW

Elegiac · December 28, 2014, 11:16:03 AM

hahaha

Statefarm · December 28, 2014, 11:16:03 AM

The staff probably

TB · December 28, 2014, 11:27:17 AM

Never underestimate the power of luck.

Aether · December 28, 2014, 11:29:51 AM

Secret fifth option: Meditate for ten millennia and achieve enlightenment. Become my own god. Keep your trinkets.

Super Irish · December 28, 2014, 11:32:11 AM

The Amulet of Luck.

Obviously I was lacking some if I'd died to get here in the first place.

🍁 Aria 🔮 · December 28, 2014, 11:35:33 AM

Luck attribute rarely amounts to anything important, so I'll pick the staff. Magic is OP.

Turkey · December 28, 2014, 11:36:09 AM

Take the iron sword because luck and holy water aren't gonna do jack shit against the huge-ass monster guarding the exit.

Verbatim · December 28, 2014, 11:38:53 AM

uhhhhh

swords are cool

also, oh my god, a non-anime-related thread by isara!...

Cheat · December 28, 2014, 12:23:27 PM

>luck amulet
>lottery tickets
>profit

Korra · December 28, 2014, 12:24:02 PM

Quote from: Cheat on December 28, 2014, 12:23:27 PM

>luck amulet
>lottery tickets
>profit

mein nager

Casper · December 28, 2014, 12:29:05 PM

Master Key, duh

Elegiac · December 28, 2014, 12:30:38 PM

I'll take the iron sword. Everything else, I already have.

Septy · December 28, 2014, 12:39:15 PM

What good is an iron sword? I would take the amulet

gats · December 28, 2014, 12:41:06 PM

The staff.

Naru · December 28, 2014, 12:41:57 PM

The Ravensword

Doctor Doom · December 28, 2014, 12:43:14 PM

Seeing as how I no longer have bones and muscles, I really can't do much to, y'know, move.

So I guess I don't take any of them.

Poll

Choose one of these items

You died...