Lmao

http://sep7agon.net/the-flood/should-star-wars-the-last-jedi-be-removed-from-canon/msg1492312/#msg1492312

you think that's weird watch this *pulls out giant penis* this will be fun *grabs one of the girls* are you ready to get started my dear *starts raping her* haha now comes the best part *sprays cum all over her face and/or body* was it good for you? * turns around to leave party* oh also you have AIDS now *snickers while mounting my pegasi* to infinity and beyond *flys away*

I waa about to post I didn't cringe. Then I read this.

Dude.

Fuck you.

I lost

All because I wanted sex as soon as possible, with someone who was basically a stranger. I can't even believe what happened but it did. This was the worst night of my life and it seems unbelievable. Very NSFW you've been warned.

She came over. We started fooling around. I was very nervous. She was giving me oral on top of me. I got a little too excited and tried rubbing my dick between her with her bra still on...I'm such an idiot. My foreskin that attaches to the head got caught on her bra and ripped....and got seperated. A lot of blood. I almost fainted. Ambulance had to come and I had to get taken to the ER to get it stitched. And I'm worried if it will ever be the same again. It's called the Frenulum for people who aren't circumcised. She doesn't want to see me again. but that's not what's boterhing me. Just that it will be normal again. I've been researching online about it happening to other people. I may have to get a surgery if it doesn't heal right,. I hope it does, they only gave me stitches.

I really wish I was making this up. And I had a bad feeling about it before she even came over.