You can have an infinite amount of any material...

MyNameIsCharlie · June 21, 2016, 12:53:01 PM

Seriously. Name any material and it's yours in any quantity you want.

But there's a catch. You have to shit it out.

What is your choice?

Mr. Psychologist · June 21, 2016, 12:56:37 PM

Spice Melange

If I start digesting and producing it internally, I will be a few sandtrout short of becoming a God.

Desty · June 21, 2016, 12:57:46 PM

0.5kg of endohedral fullerenes

MyNameIsCharlie · June 21, 2016, 12:58:17 PM

Quote from: Mr. Psychologist on June 21, 2016, 12:56:37 PM

Spice Melange

If I start digesting and producing it internally, I will be a few sandtrout short of becoming a God.

Genius.

Plus you get the distinct pleasure of knowing that a bunch of rich idiots are paying fortunes to essentially eat your shit.

Dietrich Six · June 21, 2016, 12:59:19 PM

We talking one bulk shit or can it be small quantities over time?

Mr. Psychologist · June 21, 2016, 01:00:33 PM

Quote from: MyNameIsCharlie on June 21, 2016, 12:58:17 PM

Quote from: Mr. Psychologist on June 21, 2016, 12:56:37 PM
Spice Melange

If I start digesting and producing it internally, I will be a few sandtrout short of becoming a God.

Genius.

Plus you get the distinct pleasure of knowing that a bunch of rich idiots are paying fortunes to essentially eat your shit.

Precisely

Let alone the fact that you can write 'destroyed galactic trade with a bout of constipation' on your CV

MyNameIsCharlie · June 21, 2016, 01:02:25 PM

Quote from: Dietrich Six on June 21, 2016, 12:59:19 PM

We talking one bulk shit or can it be small quantities over time?

That depends on how much you eat, and of what. A bean burrito and a few cans of cheap beer may mean rough times in your future

MyNameIsCharlie · June 21, 2016, 01:03:57 PM

Quote from: Mr. Psychologist on June 21, 2016, 01:00:33 PM

Quote from: MyNameIsCharlie on June 21, 2016, 12:58:17 PM
Quote from: Mr. Psychologist on June 21, 2016, 12:56:37 PM
Spice Melange

If I start digesting and producing it internally, I will be a few sandtrout short of becoming a God.

Genius.

Plus you get the distinct pleasure of knowing that a bunch of rich idiots are paying fortunes to essentially eat your shit.
Precisely

Let alone the fact that you can write 'destroyed galactic trade with a bout of constipation' on your CV

This is gross, but you could charge those rich idiots for the privilege of licking your ass clean after you shit. They'd do it, and do a good job too.

Goddamn this thread went sideways

Mr. Psychologist · June 21, 2016, 01:04:35 PM

Quote from: MyNameIsCharlie on June 21, 2016, 01:03:57 PM

Quote from: Mr. Psychologist on June 21, 2016, 01:00:33 PM
Quote from: MyNameIsCharlie on June 21, 2016, 12:58:17 PM
Quote from: Mr. Psychologist on June 21, 2016, 12:56:37 PM
Spice Melange

If I start digesting and producing it internally, I will be a few sandtrout short of becoming a God.

Genius.

Plus you get the distinct pleasure of knowing that a bunch of rich idiots are paying fortunes to essentially eat your shit.
Precisely

Let alone the fact that you can write 'destroyed galactic trade with a bout of constipation' on your CV

This is gross, but you could charge those rich idiots for the privilege of licking your ass clean after you shit. They'd do it, and do a good job too.

Goddamn this thread went sideways

lmao

I don't think I would go to that level

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snurch · June 21, 2016, 01:07:19 PM

small smooth orbs of graphene

MyNameIsCharlie · June 21, 2016, 01:07:50 PM

Quote from: 🇵🇪🇵🇸🇮™ on June 21, 2016, 01:07:19 PM

small smooth orbs of graphene

Smart

Dietrich Six · June 21, 2016, 01:09:17 PM

It'd be diamonds, large smooth cut diamonds. I'd be shitting diamonds for years.

DAS B00T x2 · June 21, 2016, 01:20:35 PM

Coffee beans. People pay how much for the ones those monkeys shit out... I'll be fuckin rich! And my dumps could stimulate my prostate!

Zizzy · June 21, 2016, 01:23:28 PM

Gold, I'd pretty much be Tywin Lannister

Pippen · June 21, 2016, 01:24:52 PM

Quote from: Zizzy on June 21, 2016, 01:23:28 PM

Gold, I'd pretty much be Tywin Lannister

But what if it's chunks of gold, or 5lb Ingots?

Goodbye asshole.

Zizzy · June 21, 2016, 01:31:43 PM

Quote from: ❗️Pip❗️ on June 21, 2016, 01:24:52 PM

Quote from: Zizzy on June 21, 2016, 01:23:28 PM
Gold, I'd pretty much be Tywin Lannister

But what if it's chunks of gold, or 5lb Ingots?

Goodbye asshole.

worth it. Eventually it'd stop touching the sides

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snee0rp · June 21, 2016, 06:50:59 PM

Magma.