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Knees go weak, and I swoon, underneath the pallid moon.
Praise the night, and praise the night!
The only time I feel alright.
It has the same name as the last movie you watched.

What is it called?
What happens in it?

Mine is Sorry to Bother You.
I don't know how "An incel tries to talk to Stacy, and she fucks him to get revenge on her boyfriend Chad." incorporates me, but that's what I imagine an adult film with that title would be about
Last Edit: May 11, 2019, 08:29:06 AM by Solonoid


 
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This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.
Down Periscope

meh, a gay navy porno just sounds too goddamn cliche.


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White twink gets fucked hard by life: a 23 year saga.


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The angel agreed to trade a set of white wings for the head of another demon. Overjoyed, the demon killed one of his own and plucked the head right off its still-warm body.

The angel then led the demon to heaven, where he underwent centuries of the cruelest tortures imaginable. Finally, the pain was so great that he lost consciousness - at which point his dark wings turned the promised shade of white.
Pulp Fiction

this could go many ways but lets just skip to the OD part


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It was in moon runes....Ah

白人男性、日本のティーンを台無しに


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Knees go weak, and I swoon, underneath the pallid moon.
Praise the night, and praise the night!
The only time I feel alright.
It was in moon runes....Ah

白人男性、日本のティーンを台無しに
Not the name of the last porno you watched...


 
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Thor: Ragnarok

coin flip between me as thor fucking my sister, or being fucked by a muscular green chad

or some combination


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Apathy is death
I haven't seen any movie or anime in a long time, so I'll use name of game I saw last instead.

God Hand.

What will be in it?
Spoiler
Punching people
Last Edit: May 11, 2019, 10:18:09 AM by MarKhan


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If I'm not here, I'm doing Photography. Or I'm asleep. Or hungover. One of those three, anyway.

The current titlebar/avatar setup is courtesy of Ugly Americans, with a little hint of Apocalypse Now.
Goodbye Christopher Robin

Ah fuck, it's either PTSD inducing, cp, or furries, I can't win.


 
 
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Kursk. Our submarine has an accident and we all drown due to the incompetence of some pornstars.