You're sitting with a stranger

Epsira · January 20, 2015, 10:01:10 PM

The stranger takes an interest in you and slides over on the bench you're both sitting at. The stranger is pleasant enough, but a little bold. Certainly nothing to be afraid of. The stranger is thin upon closer inspection, pleasant but thin, and you can't help but wonder if they're starving.
The stranger doesn't appear to speak, but waits patiently with an open mouth.
Do you feed it?

Jocephalopod · January 20, 2015, 10:02:17 PM

yea, i just pull out the steak dinner in my fucking pocket

SecondClass · January 20, 2015, 10:03:42 PM

Is the stranger Loaf?

Elegiac · January 20, 2015, 10:03:54 PM

Is she... fetching?

Yu · January 20, 2015, 10:04:49 PM

Because I normally have food in my pockets, if I did, then I suppose.

Casper · January 20, 2015, 10:08:03 PM

Is it a dog or something?

alphy · January 20, 2015, 10:09:51 PM

I'd offer to buy something I guess

Epsira · January 20, 2015, 10:14:45 PM

Quote from: Casper on January 20, 2015, 10:08:03 PM

Is it a dog or something?

It's probably not something human. But it has an interest in you and is expecting food.

Forgewolf · January 20, 2015, 10:15:39 PM

Quote from: Epsira on January 20, 2015, 10:14:45 PM

Quote from: Casper on January 20, 2015, 10:08:03 PM
Is it a dog or something?
It's probably not something human. But it has an interest in you and is expecting food.

Zombie?

Epsira · January 20, 2015, 10:18:16 PM

Quote from: Forgewolf on January 20, 2015, 10:15:39 PM

Quote from: Epsira on January 20, 2015, 10:14:45 PM
Quote from: Casper on January 20, 2015, 10:08:03 PM
Is it a dog or something?
It's probably not something human. But it has an interest in you and is expecting food.
Zombie?

It seems to have enough sense to wait for an offering. Some zombies are polite, though.

Doctor Doom · January 20, 2015, 10:19:52 PM

I'd ask them if they're hungry, then take them to a restaurant. I'd rather not hand out money for food to some stranger.

Tyger · January 20, 2015, 10:20:07 PM

I pull out my dick and go to down on that pie hole

Epsira · January 20, 2015, 10:25:16 PM

Quote from: Tyger on January 20, 2015, 10:20:07 PM

I pull out my dick and go to down on that pie hole

What if it looked like this?

Doctor Doom · January 20, 2015, 10:28:29 PM

Quote from: Epsira on January 20, 2015, 10:25:16 PM

Quote from: Tyger on January 20, 2015, 10:20:07 PM
I pull out my dick and go to down on that pie hole

What if it looked like this?

Quote from: Tyger on January 20, 2015, 10:20:07 PM

I pull out my dick and go to down on that pie hole

Tyger · January 20, 2015, 10:28:34 PM

Quote from: Epsira on January 20, 2015, 10:25:16 PM

Quote from: Tyger on January 20, 2015, 10:20:07 PM
I pull out my dick and go to down on that pie hole

What if it looked like this?

Mat Cauthon · January 21, 2015, 02:56:28 AM

Sounds like a zombie...

True Turquoise · January 21, 2015, 02:59:07 AM