You're in the library. This woman asks you to help her find a book. Wat do?

Faliz · July 15, 2016, 11:44:56 PM

Updated titled for more ambiguous results

Doctor Doom · July 15, 2016, 11:47:37 PM

Stutter awkwardly and make a fool of myself, most likely.

The Lord Ruler · July 15, 2016, 11:53:01 PM

SHIT SKINS GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY COUNTRY REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Tyger · July 15, 2016, 11:59:19 PM

I sing Mia khalifa by timeflies

RadicalClass32 · July 16, 2016, 12:01:56 AM

Attempt to leave.

Zonda · July 16, 2016, 12:45:34 AM

The Hån · July 16, 2016, 01:43:58 AM

is she in my library? in that case i would take her to the top room where i skip work and bang her.

yes i work in a library....and yes i know shes a pornstar.

Doctor Doom · July 16, 2016, 04:22:29 AM

Quote from: The Hån on July 16, 2016, 01:43:58 AM

is she in my library? in that case i would take her to the top room where i skip work and bang her.

yes i work in a library....and yes i know shes a pornstar.

Name, though?

Hahahaha very funny Zonda · July 16, 2016, 04:25:38 AM

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True Turquoise · July 16, 2016, 05:14:41 AM

Cry because it'll be on the top shelf

Deleted · July 16, 2016, 05:26:09 AM

Help her find the book of it have the time like a normal human being with a shred of dignity.
Go back to #Destiny

Jono · July 16, 2016, 06:16:47 AM

Titty fuck her with her clothes still on like a dumbass and cut my dick

Pippen · July 16, 2016, 10:14:49 AM

You guys all fell for the title change

Dietrich Six · July 16, 2016, 10:31:22 AM

Show her the basement, where all good books go to die.

Tyger · July 16, 2016, 10:38:44 AM

Quote from: Pippen on July 16, 2016, 10:14:49 AM

You guys all fell for the title change

all of our responses still apply

nͫiͤcͫeͤ · July 16, 2016, 01:57:10 PM

ask her how she can read if she's a woman

DAS B00T x2 · July 16, 2016, 02:32:06 PM

Suck her penis

Dan · July 16, 2016, 02:46:39 PM

I would help her find the book she wants, then bid her farewell as I tip my fedora.

EarningAttorney · July 16, 2016, 02:55:59 PM

Fuck her right in the pussy.

Jive Turkey · July 16, 2016, 03:02:35 PM

Serious reply:
"Hey you're Mia Kalifa! (Etc), not to be weird but I'm a big fan (etc), could I get a cool picture with you to show off to my friends and make them jealous (etc)"

And she'll probably do something crazy for the picture idk then I'll get her book

snee0rp · July 16, 2016, 03:16:01 PM

LITERALLY WHO

Tyger · July 16, 2016, 07:13:28 PM

Quote from: Jive Turkey on July 16, 2016, 03:02:35 PM

Serious reply:
"Hey you're Mia Kalifa! (Etc), not to be weird but I'm a big fan (etc), could I get a cool picture with you to show off to my friends and make them jealous (etc)"

And she'll probably do something crazy for the picture idk then I'll get her book

"hey I'm a big fan of watching you get railed by 3 black guys"

Yu · July 16, 2016, 08:48:46 PM

Ask the whore what picture book she wants.

Faliz · July 16, 2016, 09:06:15 PM

I liked that video where she fucks some beta nerd, but only the part where he's eating her out while she laughs.

The Hån · July 16, 2016, 09:21:32 PM

Quote from: ねこ on July 16, 2016, 04:25:38 AM

Quote from: The Hån on July 16, 2016, 01:43:58 AM
is she in my library? in that case i would take her to the top room where i skip work and bang her.

yes i work in a library....and yes i know shes a pornstar.
Why would she want to bang Gollum?

bc gollum got a long dong

mojo · July 16, 2016, 10:41:04 PM

porno

MyNameIsCharlie · July 17, 2016, 01:39:23 AM

Yes, where can I find Richard D Johnson's "Living with a 12 inch penis" and "The Cama Sutra."