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Dear Flood,

My roommate is gay. We were good friends, so when he told me, I had no problem with it, until about a week ago, when he asked if I've ever masturbated to him.

Now he's in my bed caressing my pillow. He does this every day. I've told him to leave, but he refuses, telling me it makes him feel "sexy" when he's in my bed. He's also walked around the room with no pants or underwear on. He thinks I'm attracted to him when I've tried to make it very clear that he's not my type.

Since he's in the room pretty much 24/7, I'm pretty sure he's been jerking off in my bed and trying on my clothes while I'm at work or class. He's mentally fragile, and very clingy, so if I tell him that he's a faggot and that I hate him, I'm afraid he would kill himself, which would be sad because we've been good friends for years. What should I do?

 
 
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The angel agreed to trade a set of white wings for the head of another demon. Overjoyed, the demon killed one of his own and plucked the head right off its still-warm body.

The angel then led the demon to heaven, where he underwent centuries of the cruelest tortures imaginable. Finally, the pain was so great that he lost consciousness - at which point his dark wings turned the promised shade of white.
Tell him that youre a faggot and you hate yourself.

 
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Thanks for all the constructive advice so far, guys. Fuck.

 
 
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Quote from: Ossku on November 26, 2014, 02:14:12 PM
Tell him that youre a faggot and you hate yourself.
It worked for you and Casper

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOL

 
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The angel agreed to trade a set of white wings for the head of another demon. Overjoyed, the demon killed one of his own and plucked the head right off its still-warm body.

The angel then led the demon to heaven, where he underwent centuries of the cruelest tortures imaginable. Finally, the pain was so great that he lost consciousness - at which point his dark wings turned the promised shade of white.
Quote from: Byrne on November 26, 2014, 02:17:33 PM
Quote from: Ossku on November 26, 2014, 02:14:12 PM
Tell him that youre a faggot and you hate yourself.
It worked for you and Casper

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOL
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Quote from: Ossku on November 26, 2014, 02:20:26 PM
Quote from: Byrne on November 26, 2014, 02:17:33 PM
Quote from: Ossku on November 26, 2014, 02:14:12 PM
Tell him that youre a faggot and you hate yourself.
It worked for you and Casper

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOL
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Quote from: Byrne on November 26, 2014, 02:17:33 PM
Quote from: Ossku on November 26, 2014, 02:14:12 PM
Tell him that youre a faggot and you hate yourself.
It worked for you and Casper

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOL

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The angel agreed to trade a set of white wings for the head of another demon. Overjoyed, the demon killed one of his own and plucked the head right off its still-warm body.

The angel then led the demon to heaven, where he underwent centuries of the cruelest tortures imaginable. Finally, the pain was so great that he lost consciousness - at which point his dark wings turned the promised shade of white.
Quote from: Byrne on November 26, 2014, 02:21:36 PM
Quote from: Ossku on November 26, 2014, 02:20:26 PM
Quote from: Byrne on November 26, 2014, 02:17:33 PM
Quote from: Ossku on November 26, 2014, 02:14:12 PM
Tell him that youre a faggot and you hate yourself.
It worked for you and Casper

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOL
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Tell him flat out that you are not interested in him, at all. also tell him to cut the bullshit out or you're reporting him to the brass.

 
 
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Quote from: Mega Sceptile on November 26, 2014, 02:24:42 PM
Tell him flat out that you are not interested in him, at all. also tell him to cut the bullshit out or you're reporting him to the brass.

Thank you, finally someone with a half decent reply.

 
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The angel agreed to trade a set of white wings for the head of another demon. Overjoyed, the demon killed one of his own and plucked the head right off its still-warm body.

The angel then led the demon to heaven, where he underwent centuries of the cruelest tortures imaginable. Finally, the pain was so great that he lost consciousness - at which point his dark wings turned the promised shade of white.

 
 
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I DONT GIVE A SINGLE -blam!- MOTHER -blam!-ER ITS A MOTHER -blam!-ING FORUM, OH WOW, YOU HAVE THE WORD NINJA BELOW YOUR NAME, HOW MOTHER -blam!-ING COOL, NOT, YOUR ARE NOTHING TO ME BUT A BRAINWASHED PIECE OF SHIT BLOGGER, PEOPLE ONLY LIKE YOU BECAUSE YOU HAVE NINJA BELOW YOUR NAME, SO PLEASE PUNCH YOURAELF IN THE FACE AND STAB YOUR EYE BECAUSE YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A PIECE OF SHIT OF SOCIETY
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Quote from: challengerX on November 26, 2014, 02:29:14 PM
If this is serious, then tell him he seriously needs to cut it out because you're heterosexual and you're not attracted to him in any way. Tell you value his friendship but if he doesn't cut this out you're going to have to report him.

Seriously though, what the fuck. Was the dude sexually abused as a child?

No, I'm a faggot, but I'm not attracted to him in any way whatsoever. But yeah, wouldn't surprise me if he was abused.

 
 
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I DONT GIVE A SINGLE -blam!- MOTHER -blam!-ER ITS A MOTHER -blam!-ING FORUM, OH WOW, YOU HAVE THE WORD NINJA BELOW YOUR NAME, HOW MOTHER -blam!-ING COOL, NOT, YOUR ARE NOTHING TO ME BUT A BRAINWASHED PIECE OF SHIT BLOGGER, PEOPLE ONLY LIKE YOU BECAUSE YOU HAVE NINJA BELOW YOUR NAME, SO PLEASE PUNCH YOURAELF IN THE FACE AND STAB YOUR EYE BECAUSE YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A PIECE OF SHIT OF SOCIETY
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Quote from: challengerX on November 26, 2014, 02:34:26 PM
Quote from: Numb Digger on November 26, 2014, 02:32:26 PM
Quote from: challengerX on November 26, 2014, 02:29:14 PM
If this is serious, then tell him he seriously needs to cut it out because you're heterosexual and you're not attracted to him in any way. Tell you value his friendship but if he doesn't cut this out you're going to have to report him.

Seriously though, what the fuck. Was the dude sexually abused as a child?

No, I'm a faggot, but I'm not attracted to him in any way whatsoever. But yeah, wouldn't surprise me if he was abused.
Eww get away from me you freak. And don't use my advice either.

I need to go flash fry my iPhone to get rid of the gay now, you fucking creep.

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