Kinda sucked, right?
Michael Fassbender was good, but beyond that the talented actors are completely wasted (Oscar Isaac is great, but his character is incredibly boring), and don't forget to include the JLaw dickriding that every movie she's in needs, despite the fact that she has one acting setting: pissed off rebel teenager. She basically does nothing in the movie, and her mutant powers are never used to accomplish anything. James McAvoy tries his damndest to keep a straight face during some of the stupidest Professor X writing in any X-Men movie, especially when he gets into a fist fight with goddamn Apocalypse. The action was almost entirely an actor floating in front of a green screen while yelling, the entire Weapon-X arc was filler, and Sansa Stark still can't emote to save her life.
Other stupid stuff:
-Prologue: huge pyramid is completely demolished by two conveniently place blocks, somehow
-50% of the movie is slow motion CGI scenes of dust and debris floating around
-JLaw's speech at the end
-Jean ex machina
-Magneto, a genius mutant with prolonged life did not realize there was metal in the ground
-Apocalypse can instantly disintegrate anything, but decides to go easy on the X-Men
-Psylocke's supercharged power is just...a slightly bigger purple sword thing?
-Olivia Munn was in the movie
-Bad guys' armor looked like cosplay
-Good guys fly from Alkali Lake (west coast USA) to Cairo in about 5 minutes
Last Stand/10
