Oh lord... this is the new Deci dance copypasta then, huh?

Ƭнє нαя∂єя уσυ cσммιт уσυяѕєℓƒ тσ нαяαѕѕιηg мє, тнє нαя∂єя уσυя ƒαℓℓ ιѕ gσιηg тσ вє. Ƭнιѕ ιѕη'т α ѕcєηαяισ ωнєяє тнє вα∂ gυуѕ ωιη. ǀ ∂ση'т ℓσѕє. Ɯнєηєνєя ѕσмєσηє нαѕ тяιє∂ тσ вє α кєувσαя∂ ωαяяισя αη∂ ƒυcк ωιтн мє ση в.ηєт, ǀ ωιη. Ƭнιѕ ιѕ тнє σηℓу яєρℓу уσυ'ℓℓ gєт ƒяσм мє ιη тнιѕ тняєα∂, вυт gσ αнєα∂ αη∂ ∂єяαιℓ ιт ιƒ уσυ ωαηт, ǀ'ℓℓ נυѕт нανє ιт ℓσcкє∂. ǀ'м ραтιєηт.

ＴＨＥ ＨＡＲＤＥＲ ＹＯＵ ＣＯＭＭＩＴ ＹＯＵＲＳＥＬＦ ＴＯ ＨＡＲＡＳＳＩＮＧ ＭＥ， ＴＨＥ ＨＡＲＤＥＲ ＹＯＵＲ ＦＡＬＬ ＩＳ ＧＯＩＮＧ ＴＯ ＢＥ． ＴＨＩＳ ＩＳＮ＇Ｔ Ａ ＳＣＥＮＡＲＩＯ ＷＨＥＲＥ ＴＨＥ ＢＡＤ ＧＵＹＳ ＷＩＮ． Ｉ ＤＯＮ＇Ｔ ＬＯＳＥ． ＷＨＥＮＥＶＥＲ ＳＯＭＥＯＮＥ ＨＡＳ ＴＲＩＥＤ ＴＯ ＢＥ Ａ ＫＥＹＢＯＡＲＤ ＷＡＲＲＩＯＲ ＡＮＤ ＦＵＣＫ ＷＩＴＨ ＭＥ ＯＮ Ｂ．ＮＥＴ， Ｉ ＷＩＮ． ＴＨＩＳ ＩＳ ＴＨＥ ＯＮＬＹ ＲＥＰＬＹ ＹＯＵ＇ＬＬ ＧＥＴ ＦＲＯＭ ＭＥ ＩＮ ＴＨＩＳ ＴＨＲＥＡＤ， ＢＵＴ ＧＯ ＡＨＥＡＤ ＡＮＤ ＤＥＲＡＩＬ ＩＴ ＩＦ ＹＯＵ ＷＡＮＴ， Ｉ＇ＬＬ ＪＵＳＴ ＨＡＶＥ ＩＴ ＬＯＣＫＥＤ． Ｉ＇Ｍ ＰＡＴＩＥＮＴ．

Ƭнε нλгdεг ψσυ ςσϻϻιτ ψσυгsεlғϑ τσ нλгλssιπɢ ϻε, τнε нλгdεг ψσυг ғϑλll ιs ɢσιπɢ τσ ϐε. Ƭнιs ιsπ'τ λ sςεπλгισ шнεгε τнε ϐλd ɢυψs шιπ. I dσπ'τ lσsε. Шнεπεvεг sσϻεσπε нλs τгιεd τσ ϐε λ κεψϐσλгd шλггισг λπd ғϑυςκ шιτн ϻε σπ ϐ.πετ, I шιπ. Ƭнιs ιs τнε σπlψ гερlψ ψσυ'll ɢετ ғϑгσϻ ϻε ιπ τнιs τнгελd, ϐυτ ɢσ λнελd λπd dεгλιl ιτ ιғϑ ψσυ шλπτ, I'll ϳυsτ нλvε ιτ lσςκεd. I'ϻ ρλτιεπτ.

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ʇɥǝ ɥɐɹpǝɹ ʎon ɔoɯɯıʇ ʎonɹsǝๅɟ ʇo ɥɐɹɐssıuɓ ɯǝ, ʇɥǝ ɥɐɹpǝɹ ʎonɹ ɟɐๅๅ ıs ɓoıuɓ ʇo qǝ. ʇɥıs ısu'ʇ ɐ sɔǝuɐɹıo ʍɥǝɹǝ ʇɥǝ qɐp ɓnʎs ʍıu. ı pou'ʇ ๅosǝ. ʍɥǝuǝʌǝɹ soɯǝouǝ ɥɐs ʇɹıǝp ʇo qǝ ɐ ʞǝʎqoɐɹp ʍɐɹɹıoɹ ɐup ɟnɔʞ ʍıʇɥ ɯǝ ou q.uǝʇ, ı ʍıu. ʇɥıs ıs ʇɥǝ ouๅʎ ɹǝdๅʎ ʎon'ๅๅ ɓǝʇ ɟɹoɯ ɯǝ ıu ʇɥıs ʇɥɹǝɐp, qnʇ ɓo ɐɥǝɐp ɐup pǝɹɐıๅ ıʇ ıɟ ʎon ʍɐuʇ, ı'ๅๅ ſnsʇ ɥɐʌǝ ıʇ ๅoɔʞǝp. ı'ɯ dɐʇıǝuʇ.

I don't know why you'd spam something that makes you look as pathetic as.. well, as you are. And it wasn't just hot air, gears are shifting behind the scenes. You really a think a small group of vocal retards is just gonna have their way with the forum forever? Hell no. This place isn't your personal pig pen.

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