Wow. Just wow.

clum clum · November 14, 2014, 08:08:24 AM

Wow. Just wow.

One of my friends came over an hour ago and brought his new girlfriend with him.

She was decent looking (not fat or pasty or pimply or wearing a KAWAIILOL shirt) so I greeted her nicely and we all just hung out for a while, talking about this and that.

About thirty minutes after they arrived my two cats wandered into the living room and the girlfriend lets out this scary as hell shriek. At first I thought she was horribly allergic or something, but then she grabbed my friends arm and started babbling about how cute they were and that they'd make SUCH A PERFECT COUPLE IF THEY WERE CATPEOPLE IN HER MANGA and which one she'd make "uke" and "seme" (one is a big gray monster of a cat and the other is a sleek little brown spotty tabby). Well, she said more in a less intelligible way, but that's about what I got from her spiel.

She stopped babbling after a couple minutes and just looked at me, giggling. I stared back for a second and before I could stop myself I said "Get the fuck out." I didn't yell it or anything, but I sounded pretty cold.

The incident ended with her crying and my friend calling me an ass and storming out of my house, dragging her along behind him.

Should I be feeling bad right now?

Ásgeirr · November 14, 2014, 08:12:08 AM

That seems obnoxious as fuck.
Nah, dont feel bad.

Casper · November 14, 2014, 08:20:52 AM

I'm proud of you.
That weeaboo shit don't belong in nobody's house.

Anonymous (User Deleted) · November 14, 2014, 08:29:24 AM

That wasn't very nice.

Nexus · November 14, 2014, 08:32:47 AM

AHAHAHAHAHA fucking lol.

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Sandtrap · November 14, 2014, 08:38:22 AM

Patience is a virtue, restraint a solid value to hold. Neither were displayed, and a price you paid.

Learn somethin' new every day right? If you're feeling blue about it, then maybe next time you should watch your step!

Nexus · November 14, 2014, 08:42:25 AM

Quote from: Sandtrap on November 14, 2014, 08:38:22 AM

Patience is a virtue, restraint a solid value to hold. Neither were displayed, and a price you paid.

Learn somethin' new every day right? If you're feeling blue about it, then maybe next time you should watch your step!

Why are you speaking this way?

Lemy the Lizerd · November 14, 2014, 08:45:00 AM

You did the right thing

Ásgeirr · November 14, 2014, 08:45:48 AM

Quote from: Nexus on November 14, 2014, 08:42:25 AM

Quote from: Sandtrap on November 14, 2014, 08:38:22 AM
Patience is a virtue, restraint a solid value to hold. Neither were displayed, and a price you paid.

Learn somethin' new every day right? If you're feeling blue about it, then maybe next time you should watch your step!
Why are you speaking this way?

Its irritating isnt it.

Nexus · November 14, 2014, 08:46:37 AM

Quote from: Ossku on November 14, 2014, 08:45:48 AM

Quote from: Nexus on November 14, 2014, 08:42:25 AM
Quote from: Sandtrap on November 14, 2014, 08:38:22 AM
Patience is a virtue, restraint a solid value to hold. Neither were displayed, and a price you paid.

Learn somethin' new every day right? If you're feeling blue about it, then maybe next time you should watch your step!
Why are you speaking this way?
Its irritating isnt it.

A bit.

Mandalore the Unstoppable · November 14, 2014, 08:51:44 AM

You should've bit her and gave her an infectious disease.

Yu · November 14, 2014, 08:53:55 AM

That was rude, despite her tastes, you don't tell people to fuck off or get out, just because of something they like.

BaconShelf · November 14, 2014, 08:59:36 AM

That's what I would have done.

BaconShelf · November 14, 2014, 08:59:59 AM

Wait. Is this the person who got arrested in that reddit story?

Yu · November 14, 2014, 09:02:45 AM

Quote from: BaconShelf on November 14, 2014, 08:59:59 AM

Wait. Is this the person who got arrested in that reddit story?

From the looks of it, this is his own personal experience, the reddit story was someone else's experience.

The Lord Slide Rule · November 14, 2014, 09:04:24 AM

next time just close your eyes and count to ten

Then slap a bitch.

BaconShelf · November 14, 2014, 09:07:26 AM

Quote from: Yutaka on November 14, 2014, 09:02:45 AM

Quote from: BaconShelf on November 14, 2014, 08:59:59 AM
Wait. Is this the person who got arrested in that reddit story?
From the looks of it, this is his own personal experience, the reddit story was someone else's experience.

I know, it just reminded me of that story.

Yu · November 14, 2014, 09:08:16 AM

Quote from: BaconShelf on November 14, 2014, 09:07:26 AM

Quote from: Yutaka on November 14, 2014, 09:02:45 AM
Quote from: BaconShelf on November 14, 2014, 08:59:59 AM
Wait. Is this the person who got arrested in that reddit story?
From the looks of it, this is his own personal experience, the reddit story was someone else's experience.

I know, it just reminded me of that story.

>___>

These two are worlds apart.

BaconShelf · November 14, 2014, 09:09:54 AM

Quote from: Yutaka on November 14, 2014, 09:08:16 AM

Quote from: BaconShelf on November 14, 2014, 09:07:26 AM
Quote from: Yutaka on November 14, 2014, 09:02:45 AM
Quote from: BaconShelf on November 14, 2014, 08:59:59 AM
Wait. Is this the person who got arrested in that reddit story?
From the looks of it, this is his own personal experience, the reddit story was someone else's experience.

I know, it just reminded me of that story.
>___>

These two are worlds apart.

How? I instantly imagined to Globmonster I imagined from reddit, regardless of the previous descritpion.

Yu · November 14, 2014, 09:13:37 AM

Quote from: BaconShelf on November 14, 2014, 09:09:54 AM

Quote from: Yutaka on November 14, 2014, 09:08:16 AM
Quote from: BaconShelf on November 14, 2014, 09:07:26 AM
Quote from: Yutaka on November 14, 2014, 09:02:45 AM
Quote from: BaconShelf on November 14, 2014, 08:59:59 AM
Wait. Is this the person who got arrested in that reddit story?
From the looks of it, this is his own personal experience, the reddit story was someone else's experience.

I know, it just reminded me of that story.
>___>

These two are worlds apart.

How? I instantly imagined to Globmonster I imagined from reddit, regardless of the previous descritpion.

One killed a guys pet snake, masturbated to the sound of him having sex with another girl, stalked him online for years, and tried to kidnap his girlfriend for who knows what.

This girl got all giddy over something she found cute, because of her interests.

Statefarm · November 14, 2014, 09:40:44 AM

Why can't we be friends

Sandtrap · November 14, 2014, 09:55:43 AM

Quote from: Nexus on November 14, 2014, 08:42:25 AM

Quote from: Sandtrap on November 14, 2014, 08:38:22 AM
Patience is a virtue, restraint a solid value to hold. Neither were displayed, and a price you paid.

Learn somethin' new every day right? If you're feeling blue about it, then maybe next time you should watch your step!
Why are you speaking this way?

Change of mind, change of pace. It's mildy infectious if you will.

clum clum · November 14, 2014, 10:02:27 AM

Quote from: Yutaka on November 14, 2014, 08:53:55 AM

That was rude, despite her tastes, you don't tell people to fuck off or get out, just because of something they like.

Yeah, no, it's not because of her tastes. It's because of the inane, loud way she was speaking and the glass shattering shriek she made.

Mat Cauthon · November 14, 2014, 10:03:29 AM

lol

Fucking weebs.

Nexus · November 14, 2014, 10:05:53 AM

Quote from: Sandtrap on November 14, 2014, 09:55:43 AM

Quote from: Nexus on November 14, 2014, 08:42:25 AM
Quote from: Sandtrap on November 14, 2014, 08:38:22 AM
Patience is a virtue, restraint a solid value to hold. Neither were displayed, and a price you paid.

Learn somethin' new every day right? If you're feeling blue about it, then maybe next time you should watch your step!
Why are you speaking this way?

Change of mind, change of pace. It's mildy infectious if you will.

No.

DAS B00T x2 · November 14, 2014, 10:08:19 AM

You were in the wrong for having cats in the first place. Cats are dumb.

Magos Domina · November 14, 2014, 10:13:07 AM

:3

Foxes are better than cats

Mat Cauthon · November 14, 2014, 10:21:04 AM

Quote from: Naja on November 14, 2014, 10:13:07 AM

:3

Foxes are better than cats

I agree.
For different reasons.

True Turquoise · November 14, 2014, 10:24:28 AM

Quote from: Byrne on November 14, 2014, 10:21:04 AM

Quote from: Naja on November 14, 2014, 10:13:07 AM
:3

Foxes are better than cats
I agree.
For different reasons.

Heh