Would You Suck Your Dick If You Could?

Ingy · October 23, 2015, 09:55:47 AM

Not just like sucking the tip but you can sloppy deepthroat yourself

Pros: You'd be getting a pretty killer blowjob

Cons: You're choking on a dick and learning to get better at it

Verbatim · October 23, 2015, 09:56:54 AM

No thanks. Any girl who would, with any dick ever, is like... I don't know. I wanna know what's going through her head.

I'm gonna assume most of them actually hate it and think it's gross, but do it anyway because it'll make their partner happy, or something. Like, that's the only way I can justify it in my head.

Korra · October 23, 2015, 09:57:15 AM

Are you coming out of Narnia?

The Lord Ruler · October 23, 2015, 09:58:34 AM

Quote from: Verbatim on October 23, 2015, 09:56:54 AM

No thanks. Any girl who would, with any dick ever, is like... I don't know. I wanna know what's going through their head.

More like what head is going through them.

Ásgeirr · October 23, 2015, 09:58:41 AM

....no

Verbatim · October 23, 2015, 09:58:57 AM

Quote from: The Lord Ruler on October 23, 2015, 09:58:34 AM

Quote from: Verbatim on October 23, 2015, 09:56:54 AM
No thanks. Any girl who would, with any dick ever, is like... I don't know. I wanna know what's going through their head.
More like what head is going through them.

hahahahaha

hahaha

ha

Ingy · October 23, 2015, 09:59:29 AM

Quote from: Verbatim on October 23, 2015, 09:56:54 AM

No thanks. Any girl who would, with any dick ever, is like... I don't know. I wanna know what's going through her head.

I'm gonna assume most of them actually hate it and think it's gross, but do it anyway because it'll make their partner happy, or something. Like, that's the only way I can justify it in my head.

Do you know how to see any other world views other than your's?

True Turquoise · October 23, 2015, 10:00:03 AM

no...

My fucking back man

Verbatim · October 23, 2015, 10:00:57 AM

Quote from: Ingloriouswho98 on October 23, 2015, 09:59:29 AM

Do you know how to see any other world views other than your's?

No, because mine is a million times better than everyone else's

why the fuck would i try to view it any other way
even for one second

Ingy · October 23, 2015, 10:01:25 AM

Quote from: Asura on October 23, 2015, 10:00:03 AM

no...

My fucking back man

Like if you could do it and not die

Ingy · October 23, 2015, 10:02:03 AM

Quote from: Verbatim on October 23, 2015, 10:00:57 AM

Quote from: Ingloriouswho98 on October 23, 2015, 09:59:29 AM
Do you know how to see any other world views other than your's?
No, because mine is a million times better than everyone else's

why the fuck would i try to view it from anyone else's
even for one second

To understand why someone would think that and thus be smarter about the world

True Turquoise · October 23, 2015, 10:02:16 AM

Quote from: Ingloriouswho98 on October 23, 2015, 10:01:25 AM

Quote from: Asura on October 23, 2015, 10:00:03 AM
no...

My fucking back man

Like if you could do it and not die

Still, no..

It would just be... weird

Verbatim · October 23, 2015, 10:03:04 AM

Quote from: Ingloriouswho98 on October 23, 2015, 10:02:03 AM

To understand why someone would think that and thus be smarter about the world

except i'm already the smartest person in the universe

duh

Spoiler

you realize that's why i basically asked the question, right

to learn

you stupid fuck

Jester · October 23, 2015, 10:03:26 AM

I only give brojobs but I say no homo after just in case so it's 100% not gay

Ingy · October 23, 2015, 10:03:54 AM

Quote from: Asura on October 23, 2015, 10:02:16 AM

Quote from: Ingloriouswho98 on October 23, 2015, 10:01:25 AM
Quote from: Asura on October 23, 2015, 10:00:03 AM
no...

My fucking back man

Like if you could do it and not die
Still, no..

It would just be... weird

But it would feel 👌👌👌

Ingy · October 23, 2015, 10:05:31 AM

Quote from: Verbatim on October 23, 2015, 10:03:04 AM

Quote from: Ingloriouswho98 on October 23, 2015, 10:02:03 AM
To understand why someone would think that and thus be smarter about the world
except i'm already the smartest person in the universe

duh

Spoiler
you realize that's why i basically asked the question, right

to learn

you stupid fuck

Why would you even need to learn how to use common sense

gats · October 23, 2015, 10:05:36 AM

that's gross man, if i wanted to get my dick sucked so bad i'd find someone else to do it for me

Ingy · October 23, 2015, 10:06:15 AM

Quote from: Azula is life on October 23, 2015, 10:03:26 AM

I only give brojobs but I say no homo after just in case so it's 100% not gay

Dude

I can take six dicks and not have it be gay

I don't even say no homo

Verbatim · October 23, 2015, 10:06:40 AM

Quote from: Ingloriouswho98 on October 23, 2015, 10:05:31 AM

Why would you even need to learn how to use common sense

knowing why someone would want to put a penis inside of their mouth and suck on it for awhile is the opposite of common sense

Ingy · October 23, 2015, 10:08:59 AM

Quote from: Verbatim on October 23, 2015, 10:06:40 AM

Quote from: Ingloriouswho98 on October 23, 2015, 10:05:31 AM
Why would you even need to learn how to use common sense
knowing why someone would want to put a penis inside of their mouth and suck on it for awhile is the opposite of common sense

Well if you actually think about it for a moment you would realize that it is not about the pleasure for that person

Rather it is the act of pleasuring the other person as is obligated when you have sex

It's an act of kindness to put it into simple terms
Not everything is for your own pleasure

And even then
Some people like the feeling of sucking on a dick

big sponge · October 23, 2015, 10:09:56 AM

umm no

Verbatim · October 23, 2015, 10:09:59 AM

Quote from: Ingloriouswho98 on October 23, 2015, 10:08:59 AM

Rather it is the act of pleasuring the other person as is obligated when you have sex

so literally what i said in my first post

thanks for wasting my time

XSEAN · October 23, 2015, 10:11:29 AM

No and I cannot understand why girls do it either?

Verbatim · October 23, 2015, 10:12:25 AM

Quote from: XSEAN on October 23, 2015, 10:11:29 AM

No and I cannot understand why girls do it either?

"omg why are you so closed-minded, you realize this is like, common sense, right"

MyNameIsCharlie · October 23, 2015, 10:12:30 AM

No.

Any pleasure derived from having my penis in a mouth is cancelled out by the fact there is a penis in my mouth

Big Boss · October 23, 2015, 10:14:14 AM

Quote from: XSEAN on October 23, 2015, 10:11:29 AM

No and I cannot understand why girls do it either?

I actually asked, and they said it actually feels really nice.

Ingy · October 23, 2015, 10:15:06 AM

Quote from: Verbatim on October 23, 2015, 10:09:59 AM

Quote from: Ingloriouswho98 on October 23, 2015, 10:08:59 AM
Rather it is the act of pleasuring the other person as is obligated when you have sex
so literally what i said in my first post

thanks for wasting my time

But the point is that you think they don't like it because you don't like it

Everything has to conform to your views

And yes Verby
We all know how precious your time is spent building rockets and converting people to vegans

velox · October 23, 2015, 10:15:37 AM

Ingy · October 23, 2015, 10:16:03 AM

Quote from: XSEAN on October 23, 2015, 10:11:29 AM

No and I cannot understand why girls do it either?

omg why are you so closed-minded, you realize this is like, common sense, right

Verbatim · October 23, 2015, 10:16:13 AM

Quote from: Ingloriouswho98 on October 23, 2015, 10:15:06 AM

But the point is that you think they don't like it because you don't like it

what

when in the fuck did i say anything like that, you crazy fuck

Poll

Suck yo dick

Would You Suck Your Dick If You Could?