Pick any terrible line or moment from the Star Wars prequels

Big Boss · November 12, 2015, 07:00:39 PM

Put in a different context that makes it sound equally as terrible

I can just imagine Anakin being a disgruntled employee at a store and he's arguing with a customer

"Sir, the company you work for is terrible!"

-"From my point of view you are terrible!"

Jim · November 12, 2015, 07:01:02 PM

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Big Boss · November 12, 2015, 07:03:44 PM

Quote from: Jim on November 12, 2015, 07:01:02 PM

No

Solonoid · November 12, 2015, 07:07:37 PM

Working in a body shop, Anakin has broken the sandblaster. When his manager is chewing him out, he just says:

I hate sand.

Big Boss · November 12, 2015, 07:34:55 PM

Quote from: Sᴏʟᴏɴᴏɪᴅ on November 12, 2015, 07:07:37 PM

Working in a body shop, Anakin has broken the sandblaster. When his manager is chewing him out, he just says:

I hate sand.

Anakin in science class.

Teacher: Anakin, you're up. Show the class your presentation about minerals.

"I don't like sand..."

Verbatim · November 12, 2015, 07:37:14 PM

Quote from: Sᴏʟᴏɴᴏɪᴅ on November 12, 2015, 07:07:37 PM

I hate sand.

Anakin never said this.

Jono · November 12, 2015, 07:48:07 PM

*Hillary or Sanders wins president election*

"So this is how liberty dies... with thunderous applause."

Alternative Facts · November 12, 2015, 07:50:34 PM

Quote from: Jono on November 12, 2015, 07:48:07 PM

*Hillary or Sanders wins president election*

"So this is how liberty dies... with thunderous applause."

That was actually a pretty good line tbh

Jono · November 12, 2015, 07:52:32 PM

Quote from: Fagcicle on November 12, 2015, 07:50:34 PM

Quote from: Jono on November 12, 2015, 07:48:07 PM
*Hillary or Sanders wins president election*

"So this is how liberty dies... with thunderous applause."

That was actually a pretty good line tbh

It was the only line I could think of at the moment.

Big Boss · November 12, 2015, 08:35:35 PM

Quote from: Fagcicle on November 12, 2015, 07:50:34 PM

Quote from: Jono on November 12, 2015, 07:48:07 PM
*Hillary or Sanders wins president election*

"So this is how liberty dies... with thunderous applause."

That was actually a pretty good line tbh

That whole part of the movie was pretty good. Anakin murdering the Sepratists while Palpatine set up the Empire. Nice cuts between the two.

Anonymous (User Deleted) · November 12, 2015, 08:44:38 PM

Quote from: Verbatim on November 12, 2015, 07:37:14 PM

Quote from: Sᴏʟᴏɴᴏɪᴅ on November 12, 2015, 07:07:37 PM
I hate sand.
Anakin never said this.

sounds alright to me, even if it's not quoted...

...verbatim

Spoiler

you have no idea how long i've been waiting to do that

Deleted · November 12, 2015, 08:46:27 PM

"Ayy gurl, are you an angel?"

Batch · November 12, 2015, 08:50:45 PM

Jar Jar stepping in shit is Lucus's downfall.

Alternative Facts · November 12, 2015, 08:51:52 PM

Quote from: Big Boss on November 12, 2015, 08:35:35 PM

Quote from: Fagcicle on November 12, 2015, 07:50:34 PM
Quote from: Jono on November 12, 2015, 07:48:07 PM
*Hillary or Sanders wins president election*

"So this is how liberty dies... with thunderous applause."

That was actually a pretty good line tbh
That whole part of the movie was pretty good. Anakin murdering the Sepratists while Palpatine set up the Empire. Nice cuts between the two.

I did enjoy some of the politics in the prequels.

Deleted · November 12, 2015, 08:53:45 PM

Imagine if the United States government was as shitty and ineffectual as the Coruscant senate...
...oh wait

nosejob · November 12, 2015, 09:42:25 PM

xD when you get picked to present your project first

"YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE"

XDDDDDDD

Aether · November 12, 2015, 09:51:18 PM

Darth Vaders container of nutella has run dry and he cant drive to the store, having lost his license after a DWI charge. The emperor won't be home from work until 8.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooo"

Coomer · November 12, 2015, 09:56:03 PM

I wish that I could just wish away my feelings for you John!

Coomer · November 12, 2015, 10:05:46 PM

Only Papa Johns deals in absolutes

Deleted · November 12, 2015, 10:05:51 PM

Quote from: DemonicChronic on November 12, 2015, 09:51:18 PM

Darth Vaders container of nutella has run dry and he cant drive to the store, having lost his license after a DWI charge. The emperor won't be home from work until 8.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooo"

Nutella is a crime against humanity

Coomer · November 12, 2015, 10:06:12 PM

Ok I'll stop now