Poll

Fate

Stab him repeatedly in the face
0 (0%)
Rape it! Rape it now!
5 (50%)
Set it on fire and let it run around
1 (10%)
Let it go and shoot it right as it thinks it's free
2 (20%)
Giant sling shot and a thick brick wall... Hehe cool
2 (20%)

Total Members Voted: 10

Just found this little guy outside. Decide his fate

MyNameIsCharlie | Mythic Inconceivable!
 
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Get of my lawn


Meh. Don't know why I bothered with the poll. I decided to beat it senseless with a brick before beheading it with a shovel.

 
Dietrich Six | Mythic Inconceivable!
 
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Excuse me, I'm full of dog poison
If rape is a choice, always rape.

 
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His eyebrows sparkling, his white beard hangs down to his chest. The thatched mats, spread outside his chise, spread softly, his splendid attos. He polishes, cross-legged, his makiri, with his eyes completely absorbed.

He is Ainu.

The god of Ainu Mosir, Ae-Oine Kamuy, descendant of Okiku-Rumi, He perishes, a living corpse. The summers day, the white sunlight, unabrushed, ends simply through his breath alone.
All options listed, in order.

 
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rape it in the face in the stab wound

 
BC | Legendary Inconceivable!
 
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Oh, hey.
I always forget how cute Red Panda's are

 
 
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Equip it with the best life support technology known to man, a female companion, and send it into space.
Maybe aim it at some earth-like exoplanet. We're gonna use these critters as explorers!

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Quote from: TBlocks on June 04, 2016, 01:28:28 PM
Equip it with the best life support technology known to man, a female companion, and send it into space.
Maybe aim it at some earth-like exoplanet. We're gonna use these critters as explorers!

Or we could tie it to 10 large skyrockets and see how he does

 
TB | Hero of the Wild
 
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Quote from: MyNameIsCharlie on June 04, 2016, 03:13:43 PM
Quote from: TBlocks on June 04, 2016, 01:28:28 PM
Equip it with the best life support technology known to man, a female companion, and send it into space.
Maybe aim it at some earth-like exoplanet. We're gonna use these critters as explorers!

Or we could tie it to 10 large skyrockets and see how he does

 
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"With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably."
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oh my GOD I have zero respect for you now, Charlie

This is NOT funny.

 
MyNameIsCharlie | Mythic Inconceivable!
 
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Quote from: SecondClass on June 04, 2016, 03:57:56 PM
oh my GOD I have zero respect for you now, Charlie

This is NOT funny.

Why so serious? The raccoon thread? TBPH, the only thing he did that was callous was to stop and post about it. That's if he was being serious. The rough truth is that all life isn't sacred. I'm doing a sarcastic thread on people's reactions. If my thread offends you, then oh well.

 
 
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"With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably."
—Judge Aaron Satie
——Carmen
Quote from: MyNameIsCharlie on June 04, 2016, 06:09:46 PM
Quote from: SecondClass on June 04, 2016, 03:57:56 PM
oh my GOD I have zero respect for you now, Charlie

This is NOT funny.

Why so serious? The raccoon thread? TBPH, the only thing he did that was callous was to stop and post about it. That's if he was being serious. The rough truth is that all life isn't sacred. I'm doing a sarcastic thread on people's reactions. If my thread offends you, then oh well.
wow, was I not obvious enough? I'm being facetious, making fun of Deci

 
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Quote from: SecondClass on June 04, 2016, 06:27:29 PM
Quote from: MyNameIsCharlie on June 04, 2016, 06:09:46 PM
Quote from: SecondClass on June 04, 2016, 03:57:56 PM
oh my GOD I have zero respect for you now, Charlie

This is NOT funny.

Why so serious? The raccoon thread? TBPH, the only thing he did that was callous was to stop and post about it. That's if he was being serious. The rough truth is that all life isn't sacred. I'm doing a sarcastic thread on people's reactions. If my thread offends you, then oh well.
wow, was I not obvious enough? I'm being facetious, making fun of Deci

Wa...oooooohhhh....

My bad. It's my weekend with the boys and we just got back from the SD Zoo. I'm a little sun baked