Would you rather

SecondClass · September 23, 2015, 01:21:38 PM

Answer others' and post your own

Would you rather be a hobo with a 5% chance of getting inherited by a rich guy, or be Hitler two years before the end of World War II? Because you know you're gonna have to shoot yourself but you still got two more years as Hitler.

Elai · September 23, 2015, 01:22:53 PM

Hitler, obviously. I could stop a lot of WW2, try my best to fix the situation, and then kill myself.

Elai · September 23, 2015, 01:23:19 PM

Would you rather die now or live forever?

Die now.

SecondClass · September 23, 2015, 01:23:51 PM

Quote from: Eliab on September 23, 2015, 01:22:53 PM

Hitler, obviously. I could stop a lot of WW2, try my best to fix the situation, and then kill myself.

no, you can't change anything

everything that happened to Hitler would happen to you

you wouldn't be you in hitler's body, you'd be literal Hitler

Elai · September 23, 2015, 01:24:30 PM

Quote from: Carsonogen on September 23, 2015, 01:23:51 PM

no, you can't change anything

everything that happened to Hitler would happen to you

you wouldn't be you in hitler's body, you'd be literal Hitler

Oh, okay. I'd be a hobo, then.

Sandtrap · September 23, 2015, 01:25:03 PM

Obviously a hobo is the better choice. At least being a hobo means you're free to go wherever you can run to so long as you're alive.

clum clum · September 23, 2015, 01:44:06 PM

Hobo.

Coomer · September 23, 2015, 02:30:48 PM

Would you rather get laid regularly and be single forever or have a girlfriend who only gives you sex like twice a month?

SecondClass · September 23, 2015, 02:31:45 PM

Quote from: Eliab on September 23, 2015, 01:23:19 PM

Would you rather die now or live forever?

Easily live forever.

Nexus · September 23, 2015, 02:32:04 PM

Uh, Be Hitler.

True Turquoise · September 23, 2015, 02:33:06 PM

Can the rich guy train me to be the very best?

Rinev · September 23, 2015, 02:41:37 PM

Quote from: Ingloriouswho98 on September 23, 2015, 02:30:48 PM

Would you rather get laid regularly and be single forever or have a girlfriend who only gives you sex like twice a month?

The second option.

As for the OP I would choose the first one.

Naru · September 23, 2015, 05:57:51 PM

would you rather have a liberal arts degree or die?

Nexus · September 23, 2015, 06:00:16 PM

Quote from: Naru on September 23, 2015, 05:57:51 PM

would you rather have a liberal arts degree or die?

Naru · September 23, 2015, 06:00:50 PM

Quote from: Nexus on September 23, 2015, 06:00:16 PM

Quote from: Naru on September 23, 2015, 05:57:51 PM
would you rather have a liberal arts degree or die?

holy fuck i almost burst out laughing in the library you cuck

Luis · September 23, 2015, 10:09:58 PM

Luis · September 23, 2015, 10:10:29 PM

Quote from: Ingloriouswho98 on September 23, 2015, 02:30:48 PM

Would you rather get laid regularly and be single forever or have a girlfriend who only gives you sex like twice a month?

Gf

Luis · September 23, 2015, 10:10:59 PM

Would you rather get raped by mexicans or sandniggers

Elai · September 23, 2015, 10:12:16 PM

Quote from: Ingloriouswho98 on September 23, 2015, 02:30:48 PM

Would you rather get laid regularly and be single forever or have a girlfriend who only gives you sex like twice a month?

Considering I'd be okay with a girlfriend who never has sex, I'll take the latter.

Batch · September 23, 2015, 11:12:28 PM

Quote from: Ingloriouswho98 on September 23, 2015, 02:30:48 PM

Would you rather get laid regularly and be single forever or have a girlfriend who only gives you sex like twice a month?

You had some bad girlfriends.

R o c k e t · September 24, 2015, 12:39:32 AM

Not Hitler. I'd kill myself if I had that stache

Hahahaha very funny Zonda · September 24, 2015, 12:46:38 AM

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Coomer · September 24, 2015, 07:18:28 AM

Quote from: Batch on September 23, 2015, 11:12:28 PM

Quote from: Ingloriouswho98 on September 23, 2015, 02:30:48 PM
Would you rather get laid regularly and be single forever or have a girlfriend who only gives you sex like twice a month?
You had some bad girlfriends.

Tfw no gf

nͫiͤcͫeͤ · September 24, 2015, 08:10:44 AM

would you rather be castrated by a machete or be completely blind forever

Elai · September 24, 2015, 08:22:29 AM

Blind.

Cheat · September 24, 2015, 08:43:26 AM

Would you rather build a robot out of chocolate or never make a left turn ever again?

Idk, it's early.

Elai · September 24, 2015, 08:44:06 AM

What kind of chocolate am I using?

Cheat · September 24, 2015, 02:36:29 PM

Quote from: Eliab on September 24, 2015, 08:44:06 AM

What kind of chocolate am I using?

Special Dark.

Jim · September 24, 2015, 02:41:45 PM

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Verbatim · September 24, 2015, 02:42:00 PM

fuck questions like this tbh