NSFW Would you fuck Amy Schumer?

Ushan · March 24, 2016, 12:57:57 AM

Quote from: The Hån on March 24, 2016, 12:39:13 AM

Quote from: Jocephalopod on March 23, 2016, 04:49:31 PM
would I gain fame and fortunes?

you could be the male equivalent of kim kardashian.

Will I break the internet?

Solonoid · March 24, 2016, 02:07:48 AM

>JEWS

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Onyx Sentinel · March 24, 2016, 03:01:42 AM

Hell No!

A Cheese Potato · March 24, 2016, 03:44:04 AM

Black Phillip · March 24, 2016, 05:57:49 AM

Fuck no.

Word Wizard · March 24, 2016, 08:39:36 AM

She actually steals a lot of her material and actually makes it less funny.

Word Wizard · March 24, 2016, 08:42:05 AM

I wouldn't intentionally engage in sexual intercourse with her though.

PSU · March 24, 2016, 08:53:56 AM

You guys are really, really picky for a bunch of adult virgins......Like I said, shes not hot. But easily better than some of the trash I used to see at local bars.

Cindy · March 24, 2016, 09:01:24 AM

12 hours, what the fuck?

Shit would get sore

gats · March 24, 2016, 09:20:21 AM

Who?

Dietrich Six · March 24, 2016, 10:29:57 AM

Quote from: Luciana on March 23, 2016, 08:33:06 PM

Quote from: Dietrich Six on March 23, 2016, 06:37:17 PM
Quote from: Luciana on March 23, 2016, 06:27:33 PM
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Quote from: Luciana on March 23, 2016, 04:49:03 PM
Quote from: Dietrich Six on March 23, 2016, 04:44:01 PM
Nah, reminds me if Tonya Harding.
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?

WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY YYYYYY?

Why wut
It's what Tonya Harding screamed when she got her leg bashed in by her teammates boyfriend.

YouTube

Nancy Kerrigan got her leg smashed in by Tonya's boyfriend. Also, ouch.
Oh whatever

that whole thing confused me

Yeah it's been awhile since I've heard anything about it but Tonya allegedly got her boyfriend/husband at the time to smash Nancy's leg.

Tonya claims he did it on his own but no one really knows for sure.

Dietrich Six · March 24, 2016, 10:31:40 AM

Quote from: PSU on March 24, 2016, 08:53:56 AM

You guys are really, really picky for a bunch of adult virgins......Like I said, shes not hot. But easily better than some of the trash I used to see at local bars.

Did you bang said trash?

aREALgod · March 24, 2016, 10:32:54 AM

Anything with cankles is permanently off my radar. That, and her humor fucking sucks

PSU · March 24, 2016, 10:35:49 AM

Quote from: Dietrich Six on March 24, 2016, 10:31:40 AM

Quote from: PSU on March 24, 2016, 08:53:56 AM
You guys are really, really picky for a bunch of adult virgins......Like I said, shes not hot. But easily better than some of the trash I used to see at local bars.

Did you bang said trash?

No sir. My friends often brought a few of them home though.

velox · March 24, 2016, 10:36:01 AM

Seriously, what is it with you and sex?

MyNameIsCharlie · March 24, 2016, 10:41:05 AM

Quote from: Velox on March 24, 2016, 10:36:01 AM

Seriously, what is it with you and sex?

That I talk about it at all? What is it with your reaction when I do? OH TEH NOES CHARLEY IS PSTING BOUT PEEPEES AND GIRLS PEEHOLES!!!

I post about having sex every so often. Get over it. This isn't a Disney approved Christian chat site. This is the Flood.

velox · March 24, 2016, 10:42:57 AM

Quote from: MyNameIsCharlie on March 24, 2016, 10:41:05 AM

Quote from: Velox on March 24, 2016, 10:36:01 AM
Seriously, what is it with you and sex?

That I talk about it at all? What is it with your reaction when I do? OH TEH NOES CHARLEY IS PSTING BOUT PEEPEES AND GIRLS PEEHOLES!!!

I post about having sex every so often. Get over it. This isn't a Disney approved Christian chat site. This is the Flood.

Geez, no reason to get your panties in a bunch just because I point it out. You're clearly taking this more seriously than I do.

The Hån · March 25, 2016, 12:52:20 AM

Quote from: Ushan on March 24, 2016, 12:57:57 AM

Quote from: The Hån on March 24, 2016, 12:39:13 AM
Quote from: Jocephalopod on March 23, 2016, 04:49:31 PM
would I gain fame and fortunes?

you could be the male equivalent of kim kardashian.

Will I break the internet?

of course.

SecondClass · March 25, 2016, 01:03:50 AM

literally who

Mattie G Indahouse · March 25, 2016, 05:00:54 AM

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Only if she leaves me a $1000 tip

http://jezebel.com/amy-schumer-went-to-hamilton-and-left-a-1-000-tip-1766242683

Your dick ain't that big.

RomanGladiator · March 25, 2016, 04:08:07 PM

She's annoying, but I would. Adele is wife-material to me.

aREALgod · March 25, 2016, 06:22:49 PM

Quote from: RomanGladiator on March 25, 2016, 04:08:07 PM

She's annoying, but I would. Adele is wife-material to me.

I worry for whoever you marry

🍁 Aria 🔮 · March 25, 2016, 06:25:19 PM

No. She is physically and mentally repulsive.

RomanGladiator · March 25, 2016, 07:04:10 PM

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She's annoying, but I would. Adele is wife-material to me.

I worry for whoever you marry

Hopefully someone that looks like Adele.

challengerX · March 25, 2016, 07:06:18 PM

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🍁 Aria 🔮 · March 25, 2016, 07:08:03 PM

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No. She is physically and mentally repulsive.
So how do you lesbians have sex exactly?

Musical chairs and salt.

challengerX · March 25, 2016, 07:09:16 PM

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aREALgod · March 25, 2016, 07:12:22 PM

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She's annoying, but I would. Adele is wife-material to me.

I worry for whoever you marry
Hopefully someone that looks like Adele.

They must be desperate

Verbatim · March 25, 2016, 07:12:56 PM

Quote from: Prime X on March 25, 2016, 06:25:19 PM

No. She is physically and mentally repulsive.

don't you like parks and rec?

RomanGladiator · March 25, 2016, 07:15:11 PM

Quote from: aSMARTfeminist on March 25, 2016, 07:12:22 PM

Quote from: RomanGladiator on March 25, 2016, 07:04:10 PM
Quote from: aSMARTfeminist on March 25, 2016, 06:22:49 PM
Quote from: RomanGladiator on March 25, 2016, 04:08:07 PM
She's annoying, but I would. Adele is wife-material to me.

I worry for whoever you marry
Hopefully someone that looks like Adele.

They must be desperate

I like big girls, don't care what anyone thinks of that. Just have to find the right one for me.

And Adele looks good.