Would you be Bill Gates' ass slave for a billion dollars?

Dustin · October 27, 2014, 02:20:33 PM

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Korra · October 27, 2014, 02:21:21 PM

You bet.

Septy · October 27, 2014, 02:21:24 PM

What am I goin to do with a billion dollars if I'm stuck in a cage

Dustin · October 27, 2014, 02:22:17 PM

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Cheat · October 27, 2014, 02:23:54 PM

Look...I really can't think of anything I wouldn't do for a billion dollars. I'd probably sign up for that shit.

SecondClass · October 27, 2014, 02:24:20 PM

Obviously.

PSU · October 27, 2014, 02:25:50 PM

Yep in a second

Juuzou · October 27, 2014, 02:26:04 PM

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Naoto · October 27, 2014, 02:30:21 PM

Where do I sign?

BC · October 27, 2014, 02:57:19 PM

Better question is who wouldn't?

He's older, so he's probably not going to be able to do much damage, hell, he'll probably finish in 30 seconds flat.

You can also hope he passes away in that time frame. Also never said if I killed him would I be set free with all the money.

Loopholes everywhere

Dustin · October 27, 2014, 02:59:13 PM

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BC · October 27, 2014, 03:01:30 PM

Quote from: Dustin c00lerth4nu on October 27, 2014, 02:59:13 PM

Quote from: BC1096 on October 27, 2014, 02:57:19 PM
Better question is who wouldn't?

He's older, so he's probably not going to be able to do much damage, hell, he'll probably finish in 30 seconds flat.

You can also hope he passes away in that time frame. Also never said if I killed him would I be set free with all the money.

Loopholes everywhere
Shouldn't it take longer for older people since they can't move very well??

Hmm, well, I really have no idea. I'm really assuming, but I feel like they would finish quicker then normal?

Someone find out lol

clum clum · October 27, 2014, 03:02:49 PM

Quote from: Cheat on October 27, 2014, 02:23:54 PM

Look...I really can't think of anything I wouldn't do for a billion dollars. I'd probably sign up for that shit.

Girl of Mystery · October 27, 2014, 03:11:35 PM

Yes.
Shit, I'd do it for free.

RomanGladiator · October 27, 2014, 03:13:14 PM

Better than being a HumancentiPad.

Dustin · October 27, 2014, 03:13:46 PM

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Girl of Mystery · October 27, 2014, 03:15:04 PM

Quote from: Dustin c00lerth4nu on October 27, 2014, 03:13:46 PM

Quote from: BritishLemon on October 27, 2014, 03:11:35 PM
Yes.
Shit, I'd do it for free.
wait what

You heard me.

Dustin · October 27, 2014, 03:16:56 PM

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Girl of Mystery · October 27, 2014, 03:19:35 PM

Quote from: Dustin c00lerth4nu on October 27, 2014, 03:16:56 PM

Quote from: BritishLemon on October 27, 2014, 03:15:04 PM
Quote from: Dustin c00lerth4nu on October 27, 2014, 03:13:46 PM
Quote from: BritishLemon on October 27, 2014, 03:11:35 PM
Yes.
Shit, I'd do it for free.
wait what
You heard me.
but das gay man

Nah.

clum clum · October 27, 2014, 03:26:27 PM

Quote from: Dustinator Omega on October 27, 2014, 03:16:56 PM

Quote from: BritishLemon on October 27, 2014, 03:15:04 PM
Quote from: Dustin c00lerth4nu on October 27, 2014, 03:13:46 PM
Quote from: BritishLemon on October 27, 2014, 03:11:35 PM
Yes.
Shit, I'd do it for free.
wait what
You heard me.
but das gay man

It's still gay getting anally bruised for 1 billion.

DeeJ · October 27, 2014, 03:30:30 PM

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rC · October 27, 2014, 03:31:20 PM

Sounds fun and profitable.

DeeJ · October 27, 2014, 03:32:42 PM

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rC · October 27, 2014, 03:33:50 PM

Quote from: DeeJ on October 27, 2014, 03:32:42 PM

Quote from: RC5908 on October 27, 2014, 03:31:20 PM
Sounds fun
Maybe for you since it's the only sex you may ever get.

deej was never that mean to me, you're an imposter

Luis · October 27, 2014, 03:37:15 PM

Who wouldn't

Risay117 · October 27, 2014, 03:38:25 PM

Why?

Is it not more fun to live life and make stupid mistake, stumble get up brush yourself off and climb again the ladder.

Girl of Mystery · October 27, 2014, 03:45:37 PM

Quote from: Risay117 on October 27, 2014, 03:38:25 PM

Why?

Is it not more fun to live life and make stupid mistake, stumble get up brush yourself off and climb again the ladder.

No. Getting pounded in the ass for 1 billion is easier.

Risay117 · October 27, 2014, 03:47:07 PM

Quote from: BritishLemon on October 27, 2014, 03:45:37 PM

Quote from: Risay117 on October 27, 2014, 03:38:25 PM
Why?

Is it not more fun to live life and make stupid mistake, stumble get up brush yourself off and climb again the ladder.
No. Getting pounded in the ass for 1 billion is easier.

Problem is what becomes of life after that Billion Dollar. Life becomes too easy and you soon do not know what to strive for. Everything is a couple bills away.

Maybe some people are more easily bought than others. I would prefer to have the chance at burning the world over this.

R o c k e t · October 27, 2014, 03:48:21 PM

Nope. I have self-respect.
And if I'm supposed to be rich, it'll happen when it happens.

Girl of Mystery · October 27, 2014, 03:49:01 PM

Quote from: Risay117 on October 27, 2014, 03:47:07 PM

Quote from: BritishLemon on October 27, 2014, 03:45:37 PM
Quote from: Risay117 on October 27, 2014, 03:38:25 PM
Why?

Is it not more fun to live life and make stupid mistake, stumble get up brush yourself off and climb again the ladder.
No. Getting pounded in the ass for 1 billion is easier.
Problem is what becomes of life after that Billion Dollar. Life becomes too easy and you soon do not know what to strive for. Everything is a couple bills away.

Maybe some people are more easily bought than others. I would prefer to have the chance at burning the world over this.

So you'd rather struggle through life than to be set up for life?