Worst thing you've done to an animal?

 
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Ummmm. Nothing much. I live just by a lake, and in the summer, painted turtles occasionally crawl out of it (sometimes a little bit too far beyond the shore for their safety), so when I was little, and everything was still fascinating and new, I was naturally super excited to see a turtle for the first time in the flesh (and having them living practically "next door", no less).

So what do I do to it?

...Um, nothing horrible, but... I carried it over to my backyard, told it to stay, went back into my house, got one of my mother's empty clothes baskets (without asking first, of course; she ended up needing it) and trapped the turtle under it. Because I wanted it--it came to me, so it obviously wanted me to keep it as a pet. I used a clothes basket because it had a lot of room, and it had "breather holes". I thought I was being smart--I've heard the horror stories of kids accidentally killing their dogs after leaving them in their parents' cars unattended.

Then my mother comes. I'm smiling like a dumbass, about to tell her all about Squirtle, expecting her to be proud of me--particularly for having the foresight to give the poor thing some air to breathe. Instead of being impressed, though, she's just hollering at me, asking what the fuck I did with her clothes basket, now it's all dirty, what are you doing to that turtle, let it go this instant, you're in big trouble, etc. etc. etc.

So I released it near the lake. And that's how I learned that turtles really aren't as slow as they are in the cartoons.

TL;DR
I kept a turtle in captivity once, but I let it go after my mother noticed that I took her clothes basket.
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The worst I ever did was poke my cat's mouth when it yawned because I thought it would be funny


 
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I've shot AT birds, with my grandfather assisting me by holding my arms in place, but I've never killed anything bigger than a fly. That was back when he was trying ardently to make me a hunter, but I was never interested.
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Oh, and, supporting the meat industry through nineteen years of meat-eating is up there, too.

Too preachy?

Not preachy enough.
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"With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably."
—Judge Aaron Satie
——Carmen
Oh, and, supporting the meat industry through nineteen years of meat-eating is up there, too.

Too preachy?

Not preachy enough.
I'd honestly kill myself before I gave up eating meat. Animals taste so good.


 
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Oh, and, supporting the meat industry through nineteen years of meat-eating is up there, too.

Too preachy?

Not preachy enough.
I'd honestly kill myself before I gave up eating meat. Animals taste so good.
And that's okay, as long as you're not advocating it.

I mean, eating meat makes you a scumfuck in my opinion, but once you start advocating it? Okay, now you're a preposterous scumfuck. Which isn't okay.


 
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And I'm not talking about shit like, "Hey man, have you tried that new sandwich that they have at Burger King?" I'm talking about instilling the notion of meat-eating into the minds of children. That's gonna have to stop happening. Because people who are addicted, like you, aren't going to be able to say goodbye to their meat (which is bullshit, by the way. I lived on an almost exclusive diet of animal products for my entire life until I just stopped a few months ago. If I could do it, you can too). So if people are going to act like they can't stop for their own selfish reasons, then fuck it, just start teaching kids not to do it, then. I think that's reasonable.


 
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"With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably."
—Judge Aaron Satie
——Carmen
And I'm not talking about shit like, "Hey man, have you tried that new sandwich that they have at Burger King?" I'm talking about instilling the notion of meat-eating into the minds of children. That's gonna have to stop happening. Because people who are addicted, like you, aren't going to be able to say goodbye to their meat (which is bullshit, by the way. I lived on an almost exclusive diet of animal products for my entire life until I just stopped a few months ago. If I could do it, you can too). So if people are going to act like they can't stop for their own selfish reasons, then fuck it, just start teaching kids not to do it, then. I think that's reasonable.
I can agree with this. But if a grown adult wants to eat some delicious meat like man has been doing for millennia, he has every right to do so.


 
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If you honestly wanted to piss off a vegan, challengerX, you went about the weakest and most pussy way to do it. You're posting reality. Even if you posted a video of yourself eating meat, I would applaud you for not wasting the suffering that the animal endured. The only execrable thing you've done is give your money to industries that slaughter and kill animals--the sort of thing you probably wouldn't do if you actually saw the cow you were about to eat getting brutally killed in front of you.


 
 
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I can agree with this. But if a grown adult wants to eat some delicious meat like man has been doing for millennia, he has every right to do so.
False. Man has the might to do so. But does might make right? I think not.


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If you honestly wanted to piss off a vegan, challengerX, you went about the weakest and most pussy way to do it. You're posting reality. Even if you posted a video of yourself eating meat, I would applaud you for not wasting the suffering that the animal endured. The only execrable thing you've done is give your money to industries that slaughter and kill animals--the sort of thing you probably wouldn't do if you actually saw the cow you were about to eat getting brutally killed in front of you.

I'd cut the throat of the cow myself. Nothing would make it taste better than knowing I killed the thing myself.


 
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I'd cut the throat of the cow myself. Nothing would make it taste better than knowing I killed the thing myself.
See, now you're just trying too hard. It doesn't help that you're aTALLmidget, so I don't take you seriously by default.


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I'd cut the throat of the cow myself. Nothing would make it taste better than knowing I killed the thing myself.
See, now you're just trying too hard. It doesn't help that you're aTALLmidget, so I don't take you seriously by default.

And yet I'm dead serious. I'd rather kill the animal myself. I'm going to get a hunting license as soon as possible and feast on my kills. I'd kill a cow no different than killing a deer.


 
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fuck you
Well besides eating the meat of a cooked animal.

I've really only trapped a cats tail in the door when I was little. About... 8 I'd say..


 
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And yet I'm dead serious. I'd rather kill the animal myself. I'm going to get a hunting license as soon as possible and feast on my kills. I'd kill a cow no different than killing a deer.
Then I hope you get eaten. I hope a tiger fucking just mauls you to death and eats you, and see how you like it.

I mean, what else can I say? I hope you get what you impose on other sentient beings.


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This is pathetic, Cheat
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And yet I'm dead serious. I'd rather kill the animal myself. I'm going to get a hunting license as soon as possible and feast on my kills. I'd kill a cow no different than killing a deer.
Then I hope you get eaten. I hope a tiger fucking just mauls you to death and eats you, and see how you like it.

I mean, what else can I say? I hope you get what you impose on other sentient beings.

I'll kill them too. These animals are here for us to eat and us being at the top of the food chain proves just that. Also LOL there are no tigers around to just maul me randomly. Nice try, though. If the most you can do is hope some stupid, brainless animal tries to kill me, that's petty and shows your weak character.


 
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I'll kill them too.
You said you wanted to be a hunter? Good luck killing a bear, fucker.

That's not my point, anyway. I'm saying, you deserve to get killed and eaten--because of your disgusting, gluttonous ass-cunt of an attitude about this serious topic. That's what I'm saying. I'm not talking about what's going to happen. I'm talking about what I'd like to see happen. I'd pay to see it happen, if you're being completely serious.


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the sort of thing you probably wouldn't do if you actually saw the cow you were about to eat getting brutally killed in front of you.
I've seen pigs and chickens be slaughtered, yet I still eat chicken, burgers, bacon and sausage on a regular basis.