Will i be a Social Failure if i dont smash at my Senior Prom?

The Hån · April 17, 2015, 06:50:37 PM

>going with my ex who i'm still good friends with
>friendzone
>older brother is being forced to drive me due to my inexperience of driving in the city where prom's at.
>still virgin

LecomingBegend · April 17, 2015, 06:54:11 PM

mfw I was Prom King, friends with everyone, still didn't smash

LecomingBegend · April 17, 2015, 07:00:13 PM

Quote from: The Hån on April 17, 2015, 06:50:37 PM

>going with my ex who i'm still good friends with
>friendzone
>older brother is being forced to drive me due to my inexperience of driving in the city where prom's at.
>still virgin

>Friends with everyone
>Mom drove me with her van
>Didn't get my songs played
>Most people leave
>Crowned Prom King
>Didn't smash
>Went home drunk myself to sleep

Assassin 11D7 · April 17, 2015, 07:05:17 PM

wtf is smash? Please try to use English, people.

Bonewheel Barry · April 17, 2015, 07:08:59 PM

Fuck, man, I'm not even going to my prom. Gotta work and help support my family.

LecomingBegend · April 17, 2015, 07:13:07 PM

Quote from: The Hån on April 17, 2015, 06:50:37 PM

>going with my ex who i'm still good friends with
>friendzone
>older brother is being forced to drive me due to my inexperience of driving in the city where prom's at.
>still virgin

Don't worry Han. The worst thing you can do is leave The Flood for months 3 times. I know from experience.

Raw Sugar · April 17, 2015, 07:13:31 PM

Nobody cool goes to prom.

gats · April 17, 2015, 07:14:47 PM

Faggots need to stop over-thinking
Go have fun man

LecomingBegend · April 17, 2015, 07:15:27 PM

Quote from: Raw Sugar on April 17, 2015, 07:13:31 PM

Nobody cool goes to prom.

This just keeps getting worse for me

Raw Sugar · April 17, 2015, 07:16:06 PM

Quote from: LecomingBegend on April 17, 2015, 07:15:27 PM

Quote from: Raw Sugar on April 17, 2015, 07:13:31 PM
Nobody cool goes to prom.
This just keeps getting worse for me

life is strange

LecomingBegend · April 17, 2015, 07:17:40 PM

Quote from: Raw Sugar on April 17, 2015, 07:16:06 PM

Quote from: LecomingBegend on April 17, 2015, 07:15:27 PM
Quote from: Raw Sugar on April 17, 2015, 07:13:31 PM
Nobody cool goes to prom.
This just keeps getting worse for me
life is strange

ikr
Whatever you do don't leave this place!

Raw Sugar · April 17, 2015, 07:18:34 PM

Quote from: LecomingBegend on April 17, 2015, 07:17:40 PM

Quote from: Raw Sugar on April 17, 2015, 07:16:06 PM

Quote from: LecomingBegend on April 17, 2015, 07:15:27 PM
Quote from: Raw Sugar on April 17, 2015, 07:13:31 PM
Nobody cool goes to prom.
This just keeps getting worse for me
life is strange
ikr
Whatever you do don't leave this place!

leave what place? Earth? I'm not going to kill myself. Even if I did, my skeleton would keep posting.

Я люблю наркотики · April 17, 2015, 07:19:08 PM

You can always masturbate in the fruit punch bowl

The Hån · April 17, 2015, 08:29:16 PM

Quote from: Assassin 11D7 on April 17, 2015, 07:05:17 PM

wtf is smash? Please try to use English, people.

i speak nigga

rC · April 17, 2015, 08:32:12 PM

>not going to prom
>still virgin

lol

The Lord Ruler · April 17, 2015, 08:34:56 PM

Go, have fun fun, drink, get your ex drunk, fuck her, than go home.

Problems solved.

Turkey · April 17, 2015, 08:36:22 PM

Girls don't wear slutty cocktail dresses as formalwear, grind on your dick all night, and spend hours getting ready just for you to drop them off at the curb with a kiss goodnight.

Mega Sceptile · April 17, 2015, 08:48:59 PM

you aren't a social failure if you don't get to fuck someone at prom, hell, most people don't even go. the real party is at someone's house, not at prom. just go have some fun, and stop focusing on sex.

Hahahaha very funny Zonda · April 17, 2015, 09:04:25 PM

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Coco · April 17, 2015, 09:08:16 PM

There are tons of kissless virgins that don't even get dates, regardless of if it's an ex, to prom. It's not that big of a deal if you don't nut during prom. Are your friends going? That's all that really matters.

Coco · April 17, 2015, 09:12:51 PM

Also, don't call it smashing. What're you? Nigel fucking Thornberry?

Dopameme · April 17, 2015, 09:19:55 PM

Dude, fuck prom

The real fun begins when you go to an after party. I hosted one at my house and it's still one of the most fun times I've ever had.

I didn't even get my dick wet that night but I still had a fucking awesome time.

Rinev · April 17, 2015, 09:37:00 PM

HULK SMA-

oh, that kind of smash... It really doesn't matter. You probably won't care about what happened in a few years.

Jive Turkey · April 18, 2015, 03:55:33 PM

Most people didn't even get laid after prom srs except the dudes that went with their gfs.

I didn't go to prom, felt like I was cool af until the day it was on. Most boring/regret filled day of my life lol

April 18, 2015, 04:24:00 PM

All that matters is what happens after prom, man. If you don't get invited to an after party or anything like that, that's the real failure.

Azumarill · April 18, 2015, 04:26:33 PM

not really. who cares if you get laid or not. i didnt even go to my senior prom.