Why the dinosaurs aren't alive

clum clum · November 06, 2014, 09:55:17 AM

 God killed the dinosaurs because he realized how bad he fucked up when he gave them arms that weren't in reach of their cocks...so he threw a few meteors to clear up the shit and start fresh again, this time, creating his newest species, the human. After realizing his mistake, he quickly fixed it and and made our arms in length to reach our cocks and pleasure ourselves when we weren't praying to him. God truly is unbelievable...oh, and read the bible you bitches, it says everything you need to know in that book! 

True Turquoise · November 06, 2014, 09:56:22 AM

This triggers me

rC · November 06, 2014, 09:56:46 AM

>tfw people think im a bird
>tfw birds descended from dinosaurs
>tfw i can't reach dick

Yu · November 06, 2014, 09:57:36 AM

Quote from: RC5908 on November 06, 2014, 09:56:46 AM

>tfw people think im a bird
>tfw birds descended from dinosaurs
>tfw i can't reach dick

Sup T-Rex.

rC · November 06, 2014, 09:57:55 AM

Quote from: Yutaka on November 06, 2014, 09:57:36 AM

Quote from: RC5908 on November 06, 2014, 09:56:46 AM
>tfw people think im a bird
>tfw birds descended from dinosaurs
>tfw i can't reach dick
Sup T-Rex.

stop

Mat Cauthon · November 06, 2014, 09:58:02 AM

Quote from: True Turquoise on November 06, 2014, 09:56:22 AM

This triggers me

lolno

This does

TRIGGER WARNING!

clum clum · November 06, 2014, 09:58:13 AM

Quote from: RC5908 on November 06, 2014, 09:56:46 AM

>tfw people think im a bird
>tfw birds descended from dinosaurs
>tfw i can't reach dick

You got lucky. The little shits were the only ones that survived and evolved into birds.

rC · November 06, 2014, 09:58:39 AM

Quote from: Numb Digger on November 06, 2014, 09:58:13 AM

Quote from: RC5908 on November 06, 2014, 09:56:46 AM
>tfw people think im a bird
>tfw birds descended from dinosaurs
>tfw i can't reach dick

You got lucky. The little shits were the only ones that survived and evolved into birds.

but i can't reach

Yu · November 06, 2014, 09:59:04 AM

Quote from: RC5908 on November 06, 2014, 09:57:55 AM

Quote from: Yutaka on November 06, 2014, 09:57:36 AM
Quote from: RC5908 on November 06, 2014, 09:56:46 AM
>tfw people think im a bird
>tfw birds descended from dinosaurs
>tfw i can't reach dick
Sup T-Rex.
stop

Spoiler

clum clum · November 06, 2014, 09:59:36 AM

Quote from: RC5908 on November 06, 2014, 09:58:39 AM

Quote from: Numb Digger on November 06, 2014, 09:58:13 AM
Quote from: RC5908 on November 06, 2014, 09:56:46 AM
>tfw people think im a bird
>tfw birds descended from dinosaurs
>tfw i can't reach dick

You got lucky. The little shits were the only ones that survived and evolved into birds.
but i can't reach

Yeah, because you were supposed to die out with the dinosaurs.

rC · November 06, 2014, 09:59:42 AM

Quote from: Yutaka on November 06, 2014, 09:59:04 AM

Quote from: RC5908 on November 06, 2014, 09:57:55 AM
Quote from: Yutaka on November 06, 2014, 09:57:36 AM
Quote from: RC5908 on November 06, 2014, 09:56:46 AM
>tfw people think im a bird
>tfw birds descended from dinosaurs
>tfw i can't reach dick
Sup T-Rex.
stop
Spoiler

im gonna report

rC · November 06, 2014, 09:59:54 AM

Quote from: Numb Digger on November 06, 2014, 09:59:36 AM

Quote from: RC5908 on November 06, 2014, 09:58:39 AM
Quote from: Numb Digger on November 06, 2014, 09:58:13 AM
Quote from: RC5908 on November 06, 2014, 09:56:46 AM
>tfw people think im a bird
>tfw birds descended from dinosaurs
>tfw i can't reach dick

You got lucky. The little shits were the only ones that survived and evolved into birds.
but i can't reach

Yeah, because you were supposed to die out with the dinosaurs.

True Turquoise · November 06, 2014, 10:03:27 AM

Quote from: TailBlue on November 06, 2014, 09:58:02 AM

Quote from: True Turquoise on November 06, 2014, 09:56:22 AM
This triggers me
lolno

This does

TRIGGER WARNING!

spiral?
Is there implying in here somewhere?

Mat Cauthon · November 06, 2014, 10:05:39 AM

Quote from: True Turquoise on November 06, 2014, 10:03:27 AM

Quote from: TailBlue on November 06, 2014, 09:58:02 AM
Quote from: True Turquoise on November 06, 2014, 09:56:22 AM
This triggers me
lolno

This does

TRIGGER WARNING!
spiral?
Is there implying in here somewhere?

Huh?

True Turquoise · November 06, 2014, 10:06:22 AM

Quote from: TailBlue on November 06, 2014, 10:05:39 AM

Quote from: True Turquoise on November 06, 2014, 10:03:27 AM
Quote from: TailBlue on November 06, 2014, 09:58:02 AM
Quote from: True Turquoise on November 06, 2014, 09:56:22 AM
This triggers me
lolno

This does

TRIGGER WARNING!
spiral?
Is there implying in here somewhere?
Huh?

Spiral it triggers

Studio trigger

Mat Cauthon · November 06, 2014, 10:08:21 AM

Quote from: True Turquoise on November 06, 2014, 10:06:22 AM

Quote from: TailBlue on November 06, 2014, 10:05:39 AM
Quote from: True Turquoise on November 06, 2014, 10:03:27 AM
Quote from: TailBlue on November 06, 2014, 09:58:02 AM
Quote from: True Turquoise on November 06, 2014, 09:56:22 AM
This triggers me
lolno

This does

TRIGGER WARNING!
spiral?
Is there implying in here somewhere?
Huh?
Spiral it triggers

Studio trigger

That wasn't implying, it was slapping you in the face with a dick and telling you like it is.

True Turquoise · November 06, 2014, 10:20:30 AM

Quote from: TailBlue on November 06, 2014, 10:08:21 AM

Quote from: True Turquoise on November 06, 2014, 10:06:22 AM
Quote from: TailBlue on November 06, 2014, 10:05:39 AM
Quote from: True Turquoise on November 06, 2014, 10:03:27 AM
Quote from: TailBlue on November 06, 2014, 09:58:02 AM
Quote from: True Turquoise on November 06, 2014, 09:56:22 AM
This triggers me
lolno

This does

TRIGGER WARNING!
spiral?
Is there implying in here somewhere?
Huh?
Spiral it triggers

Studio trigger
That wasn't implying, it was slapping you in the face with a dick and telling you like it is.

BioSmiley · November 06, 2014, 10:22:06 AM

Actually it's because you touch yourself at night

R o c k e t · November 06, 2014, 10:28:49 AM

Quote from: RC5908 on November 06, 2014, 09:57:55 AM

Quote from: Yutaka on November 06, 2014, 09:57:36 AM
Quote from: RC5908 on November 06, 2014, 09:56:46 AM
>tfw people think im a bird
>tfw birds descended from dinosaurs
>tfw i can't reach dick
Sup T-Rex.
stop

Stop going outside and playing in meteor showers -_-