Why is getting laid such a big fucking deal?

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Deci you've always freaked out when someone calls you gay or threatens your masculinity.

Same reason as everything else, mildly annoyed.

And I won't lie, having your masculinity discredited actually does hurt. Remember that one time Isara said that I actually look more of a man with that fucking mask than my actual face?

Yeah.... That stung.

But... I got over it.
My point. You don't think highly of yourself,  and you struggle with your image. You get violently angry when people imply that you're gay or effeminate, and you're bitter at people who brag about sex.

Violently? Bitch please.

You act like you know me irl.

And there is a reason why I don't like it when people brag about sex. It gets mildly annoying.


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If you get pussy, you'll see why it's as great as everyone says. Also from a social perspective, getting pussy shows that you have the social skills and finesse to attract women. Also most people above 18 don't care about people's virgin status anyway, but to be fair most people above 18 have gotten laid.


 
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Deci you've always freaked out when someone calls you gay or threatens your masculinity.

Same reason as everything else, mildly annoyed.

And I won't lie, having your masculinity discredited actually does hurt. Remember that one time Isara said that I actually look more of a man with that fucking mask than my actual face?

Yeah.... That stung.

But... I got over it.
Who cares? As if masculinity is even something to be proud of...


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If you get pussy, you'll see why it's as great as everyone says. Also from a social perspective, getting pussy shows that you have the social skills and finesse to attract women. Also most people above 18 don't care about people's virgin status anyway, but to be fair most people above 18 have gotten laid.

I'll tell you this right now, long distance relationships suck, and even if I got any, I wouldn't brag about it to anyone.


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MAYBE I JUST WANT TO FUCK


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Deci you've always freaked out when someone calls you gay or threatens your masculinity.

Same reason as everything else, mildly annoyed.

And I won't lie, having your masculinity discredited actually does hurt. Remember that one time Isara said that I actually look more of a man with that fucking mask than my actual face?

Yeah.... That stung.

But... I got over it.
Who cares? As if masculinity is even something to be proud of...

Like I said, I got over it.


 
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"With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably."
—Judge Aaron Satie
——Carmen
Deci you've always freaked out when someone calls you gay or threatens your masculinity.

Same reason as everything else, mildly annoyed.

And I won't lie, having your masculinity discredited actually does hurt. Remember that one time Isara said that I actually look more of a man with that fucking mask than my actual face?

Yeah.... That stung.

But... I got over it.
Who cares? As if masculinity is even something to be proud of...

Like I said, I got over it.
But I mean why did it sting in the first place
Last Edit: August 28, 2015, 01:19:30 AM by SecondClass


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MAYBE I JUST WANT TO FUCK

Rocketman, you should know better. Sex before marriage is a sin.

God will hate you if you have premarital sex.

Spoiler
There is no god.


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Deci you've always freaked out when someone calls you gay or threatens your masculinity.

Same reason as everything else, mildly annoyed.

And I won't lie, having your masculinity discredited actually does hurt. Remember that one time Isara said that I actually look more of a man with that fucking mask than my actual face?

Yeah.... That stung.

But... I got over it.
My point. You don't think highly of yourself,  and you struggle with your image. You get violently angry when people imply that you're gay or effeminate, and you're bitter at people who brag about sex.

Violently? Bitch please.

You act like you know me irl.

And there is a reason why I don't like it when people brag about sex. It gets mildly annoying.
People called you gay and it make you explode. Multiple times.

People called me a faggot in middle school. I walked away deciding to ignore them. I only hurt people when they throw the first punch, or attempt to.


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RM is cowpie's alt confirmed


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MAYBE I JUST WANT TO FUCK
...Rocket are you drunk again?

No, he's just sexually frustrated because his religion won't allow him to have sex..... before marriage.


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Deci you've always freaked out when someone calls you gay or threatens your masculinity.

Same reason as everything else, mildly annoyed.

And I won't lie, having your masculinity discredited actually does hurt. Remember that one time Isara said that I actually look more of a man with that fucking mask than my actual face?

Yeah.... That stung.

But... I got over it.
My point. You don't think highly of yourself,  and you struggle with your image. You get violently angry when people imply that you're gay or effeminate, and you're bitter at people who brag about sex.

Violently? Bitch please.

You act like you know me irl.

And there is a reason why I don't like it when people brag about sex. It gets mildly annoying.
People called you gay and it make you explode. Multiple times.

People called me a faggot in middle school. I walked away deciding to ignore them. I only hurt people when they throw the first punch, or attempt to.
So unless these people are beating you up and throwing you in ditches why can't you walk away if you clearly don't care what people say.


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Deci you've always freaked out when someone calls you gay or threatens your masculinity.

Same reason as everything else, mildly annoyed.

And I won't lie, having your masculinity discredited actually does hurt. Remember that one time Isara said that I actually look more of a man with that fucking mask than my actual face?

Yeah.... That stung.

But... I got over it.
Who cares? As if masculinity is even something to be proud of...

Like I said, I got over it.
But I mean why did it sting in the first place

It just did. This is when I was still single.


 
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"With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably."
—Judge Aaron Satie
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Deci you've always freaked out when someone calls you gay or threatens your masculinity.

Same reason as everything else, mildly annoyed.

And I won't lie, having your masculinity discredited actually does hurt. Remember that one time Isara said that I actually look more of a man with that fucking mask than my actual face?

Yeah.... That stung.

But... I got over it.
Who cares? As if masculinity is even something to be proud of...

Like I said, I got over it.
But I mean why did it sting in the first place

It just did. This is when I was still single.
Single has nothing to do with it.

Just trying to figure out why your masculinity/sexuality is such a trigger for you


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Deci you've always freaked out when someone calls you gay or threatens your masculinity.

Same reason as everything else, mildly annoyed.

And I won't lie, having your masculinity discredited actually does hurt. Remember that one time Isara said that I actually look more of a man with that fucking mask than my actual face?

Yeah.... That stung.

But... I got over it.
My point. You don't think highly of yourself,  and you struggle with your image. You get violently angry when people imply that you're gay or effeminate, and you're bitter at people who brag about sex.

Violently? Bitch please.

You act like you know me irl.

And there is a reason why I don't like it when people brag about sex. It gets mildly annoying.
People called you gay and it make you explode. Multiple times.

People called me a faggot in middle school. I walked away deciding to ignore them. I only hurt people when they throw the first punch, or attempt to.
So unless these people are beating you up and throwing you in ditches why can't you walk away if you clearly don't care what people say.

Because forums != irl

There is always that one thread about someone who tries to get laid that sucks up all the discussion from the other threads and refuses to die....

Oh wait that thread is real.


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If you get pussy, you'll see why it's as great as everyone says. Also from a social perspective, getting pussy shows that you have the social skills and finesse to attract women. Also most people above 18 don't care about people's virgin status anyway, but to be fair most people above 18 have gotten laid.

I'll tell you this right now, long distance relationships suck, and even if I got any, I wouldn't brag about it to anyone.
The saying goes that people who brag about sex are usually virgins. But if they're being honest they're really just kind of childish.


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Deci you've always freaked out when someone calls you gay or threatens your masculinity.

Same reason as everything else, mildly annoyed.

And I won't lie, having your masculinity discredited actually does hurt. Remember that one time Isara said that I actually look more of a man with that fucking mask than my actual face?

Yeah.... That stung.

But... I got over it.
Who cares? As if masculinity is even something to be proud of...

Like I said, I got over it.
But I mean why did it sting in the first place

It just did. This is when I was still single.
Single has nothing to do with it.

Just trying to figure out why your masculinity/sexuality is such a trigger for you

Probably because I'm not the muscle buff alpha male that most girls look for.


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Deci you've always freaked out when someone calls you gay or threatens your masculinity.

Same reason as everything else, mildly annoyed.

And I won't lie, having your masculinity discredited actually does hurt. Remember that one time Isara said that I actually look more of a man with that fucking mask than my actual face?

Yeah.... That stung.

But... I got over it.
Who cares? As if masculinity is even something to be proud of...

Like I said, I got over it.
But I mean why did it sting in the first place

It just did. This is when I was still single.
Single has nothing to do with it.

Just trying to figure out why your masculinity/sexuality is such a trigger for you
Because he's GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY


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Someday, somewhere
Deci you've always freaked out when someone calls you gay or threatens your masculinity.

Same reason as everything else, mildly annoyed.

And I won't lie, having your masculinity discredited actually does hurt. Remember that one time Isara said that I actually look more of a man with that fucking mask than my actual face?

Yeah.... That stung.

But... I got over it.
My point. You don't think highly of yourself,  and you struggle with your image. You get violently angry when people imply that you're gay or effeminate, and you're bitter at people who brag about sex.

Violently? Bitch please.

You act like you know me irl.

And there is a reason why I don't like it when people brag about sex. It gets mildly annoying.
People called you gay and it make you explode. Multiple times.

People called me a faggot in middle school. I walked away deciding to ignore them. I only hurt people when they throw the first punch, or attempt to.
So unless these people are beating you up and throwing you in ditches why can't you walk away if you clearly don't care what people say.

Because forums != irl

There is always that one thread about someone who tries to get laid that sucks up all the discussion from the other threads and refuses to die....

Oh wait that thread is real.
word are words

There's always that one person like that. In real life all you have to do is not listen, online all you have to do is click away.


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FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFCUKCFUCKFUFC,JFUFICKCFKFUCKCKDFUFICKCK


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If you get pussy, you'll see why it's as great as everyone says. Also from a social perspective, getting pussy shows that you have the social skills and finesse to attract women. Also most people above 18 don't care about people's virgin status anyway, but to be fair most people above 18 have gotten laid.

I'll tell you this right now, long distance relationships suck, and even if I got any, I wouldn't brag about it to anyone.
The saying goes that people who brag about sex are usually virgins. But if they're being honest they're really just kind of childish.

Time to get this thread possibly locked by saying this.

What if that person is Roman tomorrow? He's not gonna shut up about it.

Door is actually another example. He actually gave me so much shit because and I quote "because I know what it's like to have my dick inside a woman"

Like, fucking really? Oh and his new username, Heat Seeking Ghost of Sex.... I.... What?

I know Door doesn't give me much shit anymore like he used to, but I think it's fair that I bring this up.

Now I know what you're probably thinking "Deci, why are you letting this shit get to you? If it's not a big deal, why do you care?"

Well.... I'm just tired of being the outcast really. Like.... the outcast of the outcast.

I'm tired of someone not liking me because I never had sex. Honestly that's the dumbest reason to pick on somebody. Have you ever seen the move The Last American Virgin?

I actually think it's a terrible movie and it's sending people the wrong message. I mean sure shit like that does happen irl.... often. But the fact that sex is so exploited, especially now more than ever.... It's like a complete turn off.

I dunno what to think anymore. I'm just gonna get some tea and watch something on Netflix or something.
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Also Rocket only says the word fuck when he's drunk. So he's drunk.
This is almost sad to watch...


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Deci you've always freaked out when someone calls you gay or threatens your masculinity.

Same reason as everything else, mildly annoyed.

And I won't lie, having your masculinity discredited actually does hurt. Remember that one time Isara said that I actually look more of a man with that fucking mask than my actual face?

Yeah.... That stung.

But... I got over it.
Who cares? As if masculinity is even something to be proud of...

Like I said, I got over it.
But I mean why did it sting in the first place

It just did. This is when I was still single.
Single has nothing to do with it.

Just trying to figure out why your masculinity/sexuality is such a trigger for you
Because he's GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

I have a girlfriend. Though you'll never believe me anyway, Class.


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Deci you've always freaked out when someone calls you gay or threatens your masculinity.

Same reason as everything else, mildly annoyed.

And I won't lie, having your masculinity discredited actually does hurt. Remember that one time Isara said that I actually look more of a man with that fucking mask than my actual face?

Yeah.... That stung.

But... I got over it.
My point. You don't think highly of yourself,  and you struggle with your image. You get violently angry when people imply that you're gay or effeminate, and you're bitter at people who brag about sex.

Violently? Bitch please.

You act like you know me irl.

And there is a reason why I don't like it when people brag about sex. It gets mildly annoying.
People called you gay and it make you explode. Multiple times.

People called me a faggot in middle school. I walked away deciding to ignore them. I only hurt people when they throw the first punch, or attempt to.
So unless these people are beating you up and throwing you in ditches why can't you walk away if you clearly don't care what people say.

Because forums != irl

There is always that one thread about someone who tries to get laid that sucks up all the discussion from the other threads and refuses to die....

Oh wait that thread is real.
word are words

There's always that one person like that. In real life all you have to do is not listen, online all you have to do is click away.

You know something? You're right.

I'm gonna be the better man.