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Who will win this final duel?

Cause Dutch people are niggers.
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Cause lol.
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Cause Flee is a fucking fucktarded nigger faggot
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Why is Dutch spelling so fucking weird?

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I hope Flee can explain this on account that his native language (assumptions) is Dutch. So many of the words are also said like how they are in German, so reading them is pretty easy. But once I get to writing it, I just think "What the fuck is this shit!?". Here are some examples...

Frau turns into Vrouw. Which are said pretty much the same, but that SPELLING.

Jung turns into Jong. Which gets really fucking confusing since it's also said the same way despite the fact that the U becomes an O for no reason.

And moeglich turns into "mogelijk". There is so much wrong with that crap, it's unbelievable.

This is the tip of the iceberg when it comes to retarded changes of spelling that are easy to read but impossible to write down.



Do any of you nigger faggots have any answers to this question? And if you don't, then just say languages which you think which have especially retarded spellingisms which make them really freaking hard to write.
Last Edit: April 20, 2015, 04:14:50 AM by Not Comms Officer

 
 
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I DONT GIVE A SINGLE -blam!- MOTHER -blam!-ER ITS A MOTHER -blam!-ING FORUM, OH WOW, YOU HAVE THE WORD NINJA BELOW YOUR NAME, HOW MOTHER -blam!-ING COOL, NOT, YOUR ARE NOTHING TO ME BUT A BRAINWASHED PIECE OF SHIT BLOGGER, PEOPLE ONLY LIKE YOU BECAUSE YOU HAVE NINJA BELOW YOUR NAME, SO PLEASE PUNCH YOURAELF IN THE FACE AND STAB YOUR EYE BECAUSE YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A PIECE OF SHIT OF SOCIETY
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Quote from: challengerX on April 20, 2015, 04:20:39 AM
i am a NIGGER FAGGOT xDDDDDDDDD
Holy shit, as if we all didn't know that already...

 
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Quote from: challengerX on April 20, 2015, 04:20:39 AM
i am a NIGGER FAGGOT xDDDDDDDDD
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They say you are what you eat, but I don't remember eating mYsELF
I thought Jung was pronounced "yuung" and Jong like "yong", i.e. exactly what you'd expect.

 
 
 
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Yeah the spelling doesn't seem all that weird and I can't speak Dutch <.<

Sure you have some different letter groupings to make the same sounds but apart from that it's not really that bad <.<

 
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If it's not English then it's not right.

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Quote from: Mr Psychologist on April 20, 2015, 06:19:58 AM
Yeah the spelling doesn't seem all that weird and I can't speak Dutch <.<

Sure you have some different letter groupings to make the same sounds but apart from that it's not really that bad <.<
It's different when you're so used to German spelling and want to write them like they're German words rather than Dutch....

 
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Because the dutch are just so damn...evil

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Fru, ung, and möjligt are clearly superior spellings.

 
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English is the last in the Germanic languages, simplified and spliced with French. Hence why we dumb-down every single word. Fjord becomes Ford, fischer becomes fisher, even 'England' literally means Angle Land (land of the Anglos).

I guess Dutch is higher up the simplicity (complexity) chain.

 
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Quote from: Sprungli on April 20, 2015, 04:18:55 PM
English is the last in the Germanic languages, simplified and spliced with French. Hence why we dumb-down every single word. Fjord becomes Ford, fischer becomes fisher, even 'England' literally means Angle Land (land of the Anglos).

I guess Dutch is higher up the simplicity (complexity) chain.
By higher up, you probably mean top. Like, at the top by far. Unless you're counting the Scandinavian ones, but only 5 people speak those ones so they don't count.

Like, in terms of complexity from bottom to top:

English.....German............................... ..................................Dutch

(not exaggerated at all)
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Quote from: Not Comms Officer on April 20, 2015, 06:17:57 PM
Quote from: Sprungli on April 20, 2015, 04:18:55 PM
English is the last in the Germanic languages, simplified and spliced with French. Hence why we dumb-down every single word. Fjord becomes Ford, fischer becomes fisher, even 'England' literally means Angle Land (land of the Anglos).

I guess Dutch is higher up the simplicity (complexity) chain.
By higher up, you probably mean top. Like, at the top by far. Unless you're counting the Scandinavian ones, but only 5 people speak those ones so they don't count.

Like, in terms of complexity from bottom to top:

English.....German............................... ..................................Dutch

(not exaggerated at all)
The Scandinavian languages has actually been simplified a lot during the years, I believe. We don't have the sch's and such. There's hardly a lot of unnecessary letters in Swedish, like silent vowels and such. The silent vowels are mainly in words borrowed from French or English.


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Ich fuhr ein Auto zum der Shop

Jag körde en bil till shoppen

I drove a car to the store

A few extra consonants in German, and some (two) silent vowels in English.





 
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Quote from: The Lord Ruler on April 20, 2015, 03:25:41 PM
Because the dutch are just so damn...evil
Half Dutch, and I'm a jolly man

*sips tea*

 
 
 
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Quote from: Lemön | Queen of Anal on April 20, 2015, 08:34:53 AM
If it's not English then it's not right.
if it ain't white it ain't right

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Quote from: Flee on April 21, 2015, 06:35:45 AM
Quote from: True Velox on April 21, 2015, 05:38:11 AM
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Ich fuhr ein Auto zum der Shop

Jag körde en bil till shoppen

I drove a car to the store

A few extra consonants in German, and some (two) silent vowels in English.
Ik heb de autowagen naar de winkel gebracht.
See, you guys even have the "wagen" slapped onto the end.

 
 
 
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Quote from: Flee on April 21, 2015, 06:36:04 AM
Quote from: Batch on April 21, 2015, 05:42:49 AM
Quote from: The Lord Ruler on April 20, 2015, 03:25:41 PM
Because the dutch are just so damn...evil
Half Dutch, and I'm a jolly man

*sips tea*
You speak the language too?
A little, I understand it very well though, my mother always speaks to her parents in it, and thats once every week, so the understanding has sunk in. I cant speak it well at all, but they talk about something and I'm generally on track, its weird.

*sips tea*

 
 
 
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Quote from: Flee on April 20, 2015, 05:50:06 AM
First of all, Flemish > Dutch in literally every single imaginable way.

Best joke I've heard today.

You're right on the other points though

 
 
 
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Quote from: Flee on April 21, 2015, 08:25:34 AM
Quote from: Player3Th0mas on April 21, 2015, 08:20:48 AM
Quote from: Flee on April 20, 2015, 05:50:06 AM
First of all, Flemish > Dutch in literally every single imaginable way.

Best joke I've heard today.

You're right on the other points though
Kijk eens aan, eindelijk een ander Nederlandstalig persoon op sep7agon. Wees welgekomen. :)
See? I could read that just fine, but there's no way in fuck I could write that down.

 
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Because they are not smart

 
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Quote from: Flee on April 21, 2015, 06:35:45 AM
Quote from: True Velox on April 21, 2015, 05:38:11 AM
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Ich fuhr ein Auto zum der Shop

Jag körde en bil till shoppen

I drove a car to the store

A few extra consonants in German, and some (two) silent vowels in English.
Ik heb de autowagen naar de winkel gebracht.
"Ich habe das Auto zum Geschaeft gebracht"

See how similar, yet different the two languages are? Assuming that "naar de" has the same meaning as "zum" that is. But still. I always get tempted to learn Dutch, but its spelling is so off-putting, and I don't wanna get distracted from studying German.

Or maybe Dutch has a lot of false friends from German.... That'd suck hardcore balls.