Why don't you lift weights?

 
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How the hell are you people arguing about this LOL

Exercise is good and important. Bodybuilding is stupid. End of discussion.
LOL

get the fuck out of here. Bodybuilding is essential to get the pussy and/or dick

It's a good thing that's not something I care about then :^)
Boobs are better

Spending time on more meaningful pursuits is even better :^)
Last Edit: October 16, 2015, 03:40:15 PM by BaconSheeeeeeelf👌👌


 
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You will find out who you are not a thousand times, before you ever discover who you are. I hope you find peace in yourself and learn to love instead of hate.
I have other things I'd rather spend time doing. I don't like exercising. I keep myself healthy but I have no desire to chisel myself into a Greek god.
it'd be unfair to other guys if you had a nice body


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Excuse me, I'm full of dog poison
There is so much butthurt in this thread.

Wouldn't have happened if y'all kept up on your squats.


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I do, and I hate that you made this thread.

If you want to get people into lifting, or to adopt a healthier lifestyle (And lifting isn't for everybody, some people just prefer other ways of exercising), then you should sarcastically ask why the don't lift. It's pretentious, and makes it sound like they're automatically at a loss for not doing it. Some people might benefit a lot from lifting, but like I said, not everybody is after that kind of physique, or needs the added confidence boost that it can give you.

Better thread title would've been, "What do you do to stay in shape?"


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Winy, look at the OP. He posted a pic of himself. This thread isn't for us, it's for the sake of other people admiring his body.


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What is with people showing off their Calvin Klein underwear holy shit

Right? Way to fucking expensive.

I'll stick with my Fruit of the Looms where I can get 6 pairs for $15 bucks.


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Lifting is for baby dick closet homos


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I do.


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I do, and I hate that you made this thread.

If you want to get people into lifting, or to adopt a healthier lifestyle (And lifting isn't for everybody, some people just prefer other ways of exercising), then you should sarcastically ask why the don't lift. It's pretentious, and makes it sound like they're automatically at a loss for not doing it. Some people might benefit a lot from lifting, but like I said, not everybody is after that kind of physique, or needs the added confidence boost that it can give you.

Better thread title would've been, "What do you do to stay in shape?"
Your first mistake is taking this satire seriously. This is not the serious forum, and I do not care if people take up lifting or not. I'm just exclaiming how great and beneficial it is.


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I have other things I'd rather spend time doing. I don't like exercising. I keep myself healthy but I have no desire to chisel myself into a Greek god.
it'd be unfair to other guys if you had a nice body
Last Edit: October 16, 2015, 05:34:19 PM by Epsira


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To everyone that says they don't have the time, let's quickly do the math here, there are 24*7 hours in a week, of which I spend 3 on exercise, so as a percentage that's [3/(24*7)]*100 = 1.78571428571%

1.8% of my total time spent working out effectively without equipment, 98% of my time is spent doing NO EXERCISE AT ALL, and yet I'm quite noticeably fit. Working out is NOT hard, it does not take up any noticeable amount of time, and the only equipment you need is GRAVITY, you simply have no excuses flood.


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I barely have enough time to maintain my running schedule, and don't have the drive to tack anything beyond short at-home exercises to my workout.


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How the hell are you people arguing about this LOL

Exercise is good and important. Bodybuilding is stupid. End of discussion.
Bodybuilding is literally build upon different exercises and a healthy diet.


 
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How the hell are you people arguing about this LOL

Exercise is good and important. Bodybuilding is stupid. End of discussion.
Bodybuilding is literally build upon different exercises and a healthy diet.

You do you, but bodybuilders are some of the weakest fit people I've ever seen. No stamina or practical strength, just muscles. Yeah they're stronger than a guy that doesn't lift regularly, but the whole point of bodybuilding is to build big muscles, not strong ones. For example, bodybuilders in any military branch's boot camp tend to be some of the worst performers.

Not trying to knock a hobby, though.
Last Edit: October 16, 2015, 06:38:18 PM by HurtfulTurkey


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Personally, it feels great to be part of the god tier.
Niggers cannot be a part of the god tier.
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I DONT GIVE A SINGLE -blam!- MOTHER -blam!-ER ITS A MOTHER -blam!-ING FORUM, OH WOW, YOU HAVE THE WORD NINJA BELOW YOUR NAME, HOW MOTHER -blam!-ING COOL, NOT, YOUR ARE NOTHING TO ME BUT A BRAINWASHED PIECE OF SHIT BLOGGER, PEOPLE ONLY LIKE YOU BECAUSE YOU HAVE NINJA BELOW YOUR NAME, SO PLEASE PUNCH YOURAELF IN THE FACE AND STAB YOUR EYE BECAUSE YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A PIECE OF SHIT OF SOCIETY
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Personally, it feels great to be part of the god tier.
Niggers cannot be apart of the god tier.
It's "a part". That's the second time you made that mistake in a short time span which proves you didn't make a typo and that you are indeed this motherfucking ignorant.

What you just said means black people cannot be separate from the god tier. Congratulations.
Sorry, I am tired from fucking your mom.


 
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Personally, it feels great to be part of the god tier.
Niggers cannot be apart of the god tier.
It's "a part". That's the second time you made that mistake in a short time span which proves you didn't make a typo and that you are indeed this motherfucking ignorant.

What you just said means black people cannot be separate from the god tier. Congratulations.
Sorry, I am tired from fucking your mom.
It cracks me up when people who can only speak one language make such stupid mistakes.
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