Why don't you have a gf

Mordo · February 04, 2015, 06:35:50 PM

Quote from: Erogenous Jim on February 04, 2015, 06:29:29 PM

Quote from: Classic Mordo on February 04, 2015, 06:27:42 PM
I'm content with one night stands at the moment.
All 0 of them?

My right hand is there for a reason.

Jester · February 04, 2015, 06:36:51 PM

Quote from: Brock on February 04, 2015, 06:27:14 PM

Quote from: Erogenous Jim on February 04, 2015, 06:19:10 PM
>no friends
>too beta
>too lazy

What is your excuse

Because i don't want one. Fears of getting a girl pregnant, i dislike children, keeping my orientation, I DON'T WANT TO HAVE KIDS! THERE'S NOT GOING TO BE A BROCK JR!

*sigh*

Luis · February 04, 2015, 06:39:20 PM

too beta

Elai · February 04, 2015, 06:39:34 PM

Quote from: Erogenous Jim on February 04, 2015, 06:34:10 PM

Quote from: Snake on February 04, 2015, 06:32:58 PM
Because I've only loved two women in my life. One left me and the other turned out to be gay.
Lol at the last one

Considering it took months for me to find out and it was the last straw that threw me into a fit of depression, it might be slightly less funny to some people.

Elai · February 04, 2015, 06:41:11 PM

Quote from: The Waifu Master on February 04, 2015, 06:34:40 PM

Quote from: Snake on February 04, 2015, 06:32:58 PM
Because I've only loved two women in my life. One left me and the other turned out to be gay.
Merril and Naomi lmao

...you know?

Spoiler

Neither of them are gay, though.

The Waifu Master · February 04, 2015, 06:42:24 PM

Quote from: Snake on February 04, 2015, 06:41:11 PM

Quote from: The Waifu Master on February 04, 2015, 06:34:40 PM
Quote from: Snake on February 04, 2015, 06:32:58 PM
Because I've only loved two women in my life. One left me and the other turned out to be gay.
Merril and Naomi lmao

...you know?

Spoiler
Neither of them are gay, though.

We all know Naomi was just pretending.

RomanGladiator · February 04, 2015, 06:42:32 PM

I know exactly why:

All my friends moved away and have their own lives. Women don't want someone with no social life.

As a 23 year old I will be working at Kmart because I chose a shitty liberal arts degree.

Women are extremely judgmental, I understand that, and accept that I won't be with one for a very long time, if ever.

DAS B00T x2 · February 04, 2015, 06:42:35 PM

That requires effort.

And going outside.

And social interaction.

Elai · February 04, 2015, 06:43:24 PM

Quote from: The Waifu Master on February 04, 2015, 06:42:24 PM

Quote from: Snake on February 04, 2015, 06:41:11 PM
Quote from: The Waifu Master on February 04, 2015, 06:34:40 PM
Quote from: Snake on February 04, 2015, 06:32:58 PM
Because I've only loved two women in my life. One left me and the other turned out to be gay.
Merril and Naomi lmao

...you know?

Spoiler
Neither of them are gay, though.
We all know Naomi was just pretending.

Makes sense. Why else would she sleep with Hal?

The Waifu Master · February 04, 2015, 06:44:52 PM

Quote from: Snake on February 04, 2015, 06:43:24 PM

Quote from: The Waifu Master on February 04, 2015, 06:42:24 PM
Quote from: Snake on February 04, 2015, 06:41:11 PM
Quote from: The Waifu Master on February 04, 2015, 06:34:40 PM
Quote from: Snake on February 04, 2015, 06:32:58 PM
Because I've only loved two women in my life. One left me and the other turned out to be gay.
Merril and Naomi lmao

...you know?

Spoiler
Neither of them are gay, though.
We all know Naomi was just pretending.

Makes sense. Why else would she sleep with Hal?

I know no straight woman would ever sleep with him.

Yu · February 04, 2015, 06:47:42 PM

None I find interesting, and I don't put forth the effort.

Jester · February 04, 2015, 06:54:55 PM

Quote from: Nuka 'Kal Vargun on February 04, 2015, 06:54:43 PM

Quote from: Jester on February 04, 2015, 06:34:14 PM
Spoiler
That paint job is horrid.

Die

The Waifu Master · February 04, 2015, 06:55:48 PM

Quote from: Jester on February 04, 2015, 06:54:55 PM

Quote from: Nuka 'Kal Vargun on February 04, 2015, 06:54:43 PM
Quote from: Jester on February 04, 2015, 06:34:14 PM
Spoiler
That paint job is horrid.
Die

It is bad.

Jester · February 04, 2015, 06:55:59 PM

Quote from: The Waifu Master on February 04, 2015, 06:55:48 PM

Quote from: Jester on February 04, 2015, 06:54:55 PM

Quote from: Nuka 'Kal Vargun on February 04, 2015, 06:54:43 PM
Quote from: Jester on February 04, 2015, 06:34:14 PM
Spoiler
That paint job is horrid.
Die
It is bad.

Lies

Coomer · February 04, 2015, 06:56:26 PM

Your mom doesn't want to start anything serious

The Waifu Master · February 04, 2015, 06:57:02 PM

Quote from: Ingloriouswho98 on February 04, 2015, 06:56:26 PM

Your mom doesn't want to start anything serious

MY EYEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Solonoid · February 04, 2015, 06:57:51 PM

Quote from: Ingloriouswho98 on February 04, 2015, 06:56:26 PM

Your mom doesn't want to start anything serious

Wait, that's really my mom.

The Waifu Master · February 04, 2015, 06:57:52 PM

Quote from: Nuka 'Kal Vargun on February 04, 2015, 06:57:24 PM

Quote from: Jester on February 04, 2015, 06:55:59 PM

Quote from: The Waifu Master on February 04, 2015, 06:55:48 PM
Quote from: Jester on February 04, 2015, 06:54:55 PM

Quote from: Nuka 'Kal Vargun on February 04, 2015, 06:54:43 PM
Quote from: Jester on February 04, 2015, 06:34:14 PM
Spoiler
That paint job is horrid.
Die
It is bad.
Lies
You like clown cars, boy?

HAHAHAHHA, I AM IN AGREEMENT AS WELL

Coomer · February 04, 2015, 07:00:17 PM

Quote from: The Waifu Master on February 04, 2015, 06:57:02 PM

Quote from: Ingloriouswho98 on February 04, 2015, 06:56:26 PM
Your mom doesn't want to start anything serious

MY EYEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSS

HAHAHAHHA, I AM IN AGREEMENT AS WELL

Solonoid · February 04, 2015, 07:02:20 PM

Quote from: ＥＱＵＡＬＩＴＹ７－２５２１ on February 04, 2015, 06:57:51 PM

Quote from: Ingloriouswho98 on February 04, 2015, 06:56:26 PM
Your mom doesn't want to start anything serious

Wait, that's really my mom.

Seriously, where the fuck did you get that picture.

Jim · February 04, 2015, 07:03:30 PM

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Coomer · February 04, 2015, 07:04:05 PM

Quote from: Erogenous Jim on February 04, 2015, 07:03:30 PM

Quote from: Ingloriouswho98 on February 04, 2015, 06:56:26 PM
Your mom doesn't want to start anything serious

Yo my mom don't look like dat bruh

That's what you think ;]

Coomer · February 04, 2015, 07:04:24 PM

Quote from: ＥＱＵＡＬＩＴＹ７－２５２１ on February 04, 2015, 07:02:20 PM

Quote from: ＥＱＵＡＬＩＴＹ７－２５２１ on February 04, 2015, 06:57:51 PM
Quote from: Ingloriouswho98 on February 04, 2015, 06:56:26 PM
Your mom doesn't want to start anything serious

Wait, that's really my mom.
Seriously, where the fuck did you get that picture.

;]

R o c k e t · February 04, 2015, 07:05:12 PM

A mix of my own indecisiveness, circumstantial crap popping up at the worst time, and simply not having a ton of options. High standards.

Nexus · February 04, 2015, 07:12:19 PM

No interest in the ones around me.

Nexus · February 04, 2015, 07:12:48 PM

Quote from: Val 'Ketam on February 04, 2015, 07:05:12 PM

A mix of my own indecisiveness, circumstantial crap popping up at the worst time, and simply not having a ton of options. High standards.

What do you mean high standards?

Jim · February 04, 2015, 07:13:02 PM

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Jim · February 04, 2015, 07:13:33 PM

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Nexus · February 04, 2015, 07:14:14 PM

Quote from: Erogenous Jim on February 04, 2015, 07:13:02 PM

Quote from: Nexus on February 04, 2015, 07:12:19 PM
No interest in the ones around me.
Yeah that's my reason too

Fuck you. I have actually been with women.

Assassin 11D7 · February 04, 2015, 07:16:12 PM

b/c I'm a forever alone virgin and I'm proud