Paradox!

 
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I'll give you the best blowjob ever if you give me the best blowjob ever first.

Solve the paradox!

 
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That's not even a paradox.

 
 
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Quote from: Lord Ruler on September 28, 2014, 08:57:13 PM
That's not even a paradox.
I thought so! How do I make it into a paradox?

 
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m or f?

 
 
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Quote from: ManOfMyth on September 28, 2014, 08:58:39 PM
m or f?
negative... I am a meat popsicle

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the dj spins and cuts me
           hardcore will never die
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: ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็: ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ ) : ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ ) : ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็
Hmmm...

 
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Are you another homosexual? Again, I don't have a problem with you people, but I don't want to start an argument.

How do I mute people again? (pretending someone told me the first time I asked)

 
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See you Cowgirl,
Someday, somewhere
Last Edit: September 28, 2014, 09:27:24 PM by Septy

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Quote from: Sky World on September 28, 2014, 09:22:07 PM
Are you another homosexual? Again, I don't have a problem with you people, but I don't want to start an argument.

How do I mute people again? (pretending someone told me the first time I asked)
i'll suck your cock for 100 dollars

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It's simple. First I'll give you the best blowjob ever up to that point, then you give me the best blowjob ever, by giving one only slightly better than the one I gave you.

 
 
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Quote from: Spartan147Eli on September 28, 2014, 09:41:35 PM
It's simple. First I'll give you the best blowjob ever up to that point, then you give me the best blowjob ever, by giving one only slightly better than the one I gave you.
But could god make a rock so big and heavy that he couldn't lift it?

 
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So me and you 69... But it just continuously gets better and better and better indefinitely? Sweet.

 
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Quote from: Kitsune on September 28, 2014, 10:37:45 PM
So me and you 69... But it just continuously gets better and better and better indefinitely? Sweet.
I like how you think.

Have my children.

 
 
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Perfection is in the eye of the beholder. What you call a perfect blowjob would be different through my eyes. Variables in sensitive cells and skin sensitivity mean that you and I would never feel the same thing.

Problem solved.


 
 
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Quote from: Sandtrap on September 28, 2014, 11:09:20 PM
Perfection is in the eye of the beholder. What you call a perfect blowjob would be different through my eyes. Variables in sensitive cells and skin sensitivity mean that you and I would never feel the same thing.

Problem solved.
In practicality, it feels like the perfect blowjob.