Paradox!

Elegiac · September 28, 2014, 08:55:36 PM

I'll give you the best blowjob ever if you give me the best blowjob ever first.

Solve the paradox!

The Lord Ruler · September 28, 2014, 08:57:13 PM

That's not even a paradox.

Elegiac · September 28, 2014, 08:57:53 PM

Quote from: Lord Ruler on September 28, 2014, 08:57:13 PM

That's not even a paradox.

I thought so! How do I make it into a paradox?

ManOfMyth · September 28, 2014, 08:58:39 PM

m or f?

Elegiac · September 28, 2014, 08:59:32 PM

Quote from: ManOfMyth on September 28, 2014, 08:58:39 PM

m or f?

negative... I am a meat popsicle

nͫiͤcͫeͤ · September 28, 2014, 09:15:07 PM

Hmmm...

Sky World · September 28, 2014, 09:22:07 PM

Are you another homosexual? Again, I don't have a problem with you people, but I don't want to start an argument.

How do I mute people again? (pretending someone told me the first time I asked)

Septy · September 28, 2014, 09:24:41 PM

nͫiͤcͫeͤ · September 28, 2014, 09:25:22 PM

Quote from: Sky World on September 28, 2014, 09:22:07 PM

Are you another homosexual? Again, I don't have a problem with you people, but I don't want to start an argument.

How do I mute people again? (pretending someone told me the first time I asked)

i'll suck your cock for 100 dollars

Spartan147Eli · September 28, 2014, 09:41:35 PM

It's simple. First I'll give you the best blowjob ever up to that point, then you give me the best blowjob ever, by giving one only slightly better than the one I gave you.

Elegiac · September 28, 2014, 10:36:44 PM

Quote from: Spartan147Eli on September 28, 2014, 09:41:35 PM

It's simple. First I'll give you the best blowjob ever up to that point, then you give me the best blowjob ever, by giving one only slightly better than the one I gave you.

But could god make a rock so big and heavy that he couldn't lift it?

The Justicar · September 28, 2014, 10:37:45 PM

So me and you 69... But it just continuously gets better and better and better indefinitely? Sweet.

September 28, 2014, 10:38:13 PM

Quote from: Kitsune on September 28, 2014, 10:37:45 PM

So me and you 69... But it just continuously gets better and better and better indefinitely? Sweet.

I like how you think.

Have my children.

Sandtrap · September 28, 2014, 11:09:20 PM

Perfection is in the eye of the beholder. What you call a perfect blowjob would be different through my eyes. Variables in sensitive cells and skin sensitivity mean that you and I would never feel the same thing.

Problem solved.

Elegiac · September 28, 2014, 11:10:35 PM

Quote from: Sandtrap on September 28, 2014, 11:09:20 PM

Perfection is in the eye of the beholder. What you call a perfect blowjob would be different through my eyes. Variables in sensitive cells and skin sensitivity mean that you and I would never feel the same thing.

Problem solved.

In practicality, it feels like the perfect blowjob.