Why do my farts smell like rancid eggs?

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I've been having this problem for the past few days now. I don't usually have this problem, but it was even worse yesterday. The day before yesterday, I had this huge beetroot which I microwaved for perhaps a little too long (it became soft). I know that what you digest has a direct impact on your digestive system. The next day I made the stupidest decision I could have made, which was to eat almost nothing but oils and prunes. Yesterday I had a sweet potato with a ton of olive oil, a bowl of dried pitted prunes, and a bowl of oatmeal with a ton of crushed walnuts. My stomach was not happy. I guess the bacteria in my gut is off balance or something, your farts are actually a good indicator of your digestive health, apparently.


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Excuse me, I'm full of dog poison
Eat more yogurt


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Eat more yogurt
I wish I could afford yogurt, that stuff is so expensive, it's like 7 dollars a container. I need to save my money for things like luxury leatherbound books.


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The angel agreed to trade a set of white wings for the head of another demon. Overjoyed, the demon killed one of his own and plucked the head right off its still-warm body.

The angel then led the demon to heaven, where he underwent centuries of the cruelest tortures imaginable. Finally, the pain was so great that he lost consciousness - at which point his dark wings turned the promised shade of white.
im going to marry liquorice yogurt


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Excuse me, I'm full of dog poison
Eat more yogurt
I wish I could afford yogurt, that stuff is so expensive, it's like 7 dollars a container. I need to save my money for things like luxury leatherbound books.

A tub of yogurt is like five bucks


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The fart reflects the man