Why do English majors exist?

RustingFloor · October 21, 2014, 01:50:22 PM

Are people really so stupid they'd spend money on these classes?

STEM or Art, and Art only if you're talented.

N/A · October 21, 2014, 01:51:41 PM

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Nexus · October 21, 2014, 01:54:44 PM

I gave your mom some stem. Hahahaha god I need some sleep.

Mad Max · October 21, 2014, 01:56:23 PM

Because flooding the market with kids educated in only a handful of subjects is stupid.

The Lord Slide Rule · October 21, 2014, 01:57:08 PM

Because

Quote

There's a sucker born every minute. - David Hannum

Kinder Graham · October 21, 2014, 01:57:48 PM

........
http://www.roosevelt.edu/CAS/Programs/LIT/CareerGuide.aspx

RustingFloor · October 21, 2014, 01:58:47 PM

Quote from: Mad Max on October 21, 2014, 01:56:23 PM

Because flooding the market with kids educated in only a handful of subjects is stupid.

But STEM majors can do all kinds of different shit

What can English majors do besides write? They can't even teach without an education degree.

Naru · October 21, 2014, 02:00:25 PM

But muh commas

Mad Max · October 21, 2014, 02:03:21 PM

Quote from: RustingFloor on October 21, 2014, 01:58:47 PM

Quote from: Mad Max on October 21, 2014, 01:56:23 PM
Because flooding the market with kids educated in only a handful of subjects is stupid.
But STEM majors can do all kinds of different shit

What can English majors do besides write? They can't even teach without an education degree.

Not really. STEM majors can do what their major is, mostly. If your education is in Electrical Engineering, you can't be an accountant.

English majors aren't limited to only writing a book. Press releases, advertising copy, etc, there's all kinds of different writing that isn't chugging away on the next novel that nobody will read.

October 21, 2014, 03:03:35 PM

Quote from: RustingFloor on October 21, 2014, 01:50:22 PM

STEM

I just lost a little bit of respect for you.

Korra · October 21, 2014, 03:06:29 PM

Because you touch yourself at night.

RustingFloor · October 21, 2014, 03:20:57 PM

Quote from: SecondClass on October 21, 2014, 03:03:35 PM

Quote from: RustingFloor on October 21, 2014, 01:50:22 PM
STEM
I just lost a little bit of respect for you.

Englishfag pls go

PSU · October 21, 2014, 03:22:07 PM

STEM majors are losers.

Dan · October 21, 2014, 03:37:38 PM

Quote from: PSU on October 21, 2014, 03:22:07 PM

STEM majors are losers.

I almost took the bait.

big dog · October 21, 2014, 03:51:40 PM

Quote from: Daniel on October 21, 2014, 03:37:38 PM

Quote from: PSU on October 21, 2014, 03:22:07 PM
STEM majors are losers.
I almost took the bait.

Same.

Jim · October 21, 2014, 03:56:51 PM

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RustingFloor · October 21, 2014, 04:20:02 PM

Quote from: Prurient on October 21, 2014, 03:56:51 PM

"Everyone should do what I say they should do!"

*sips fedoora*

>From the guy who rants about how stupid Tool fans and Atheists are every day

:^)

Jim · October 21, 2014, 04:22:15 PM

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Dan · October 21, 2014, 04:32:43 PM

Quote from: Fedorekd on October 21, 2014, 03:51:40 PM

Quote from: Daniel on October 21, 2014, 03:37:38 PM
Quote from: PSU on October 21, 2014, 03:22:07 PM
STEM majors are losers.
I almost took the bait.
Same.

Until you realized it's PSU being PSU

PIXLEsauce · October 21, 2014, 04:45:13 PM

Quote from: Wonder Korra on October 21, 2014, 03:06:29 PM

Because you touch yourself at night.

Dustin · October 21, 2014, 04:46:07 PM

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The Lord Slide Rule · October 21, 2014, 05:24:16 PM

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Quote from: RustingFloor on October 21, 2014, 01:50:22 PM
Art
stopped reading there
"hurr xD people should never follow their dreams and live miserable lives like me!"
Are you still under the impression from what they told as a small child that you can be anything you want to be and that you just need to follow your dreams? Good luck in the real world man.
Lol okay. So I guess all of the happy and successful people I know who have degrees in music aren't real.

Enjoy never getting laid, Dustbutt
Why the fuck do you think your anecdotal evidence means anything to me? The fact of the matter is that people who go for low demand jobs like music and art never end up finding a job. Are you 13 or have you been NEET your entire life?
Lol okay. So I guess all of the happy and successful people I know who have degrees in music aren't real.

Enjoy never getting laid, Dustbutt
http://www.bls.gov/ooh/entertainment-and-sports/musicians-and-singers.htm

hurr durr im so fucking retarded

Look at all that success and happiness

I don't think a degree in Music is only singing and performing, is it? Isn't there producing and all that other bullshit? I'm the biggest STEMfag here and I don't think it's that simple.

Dustin · October 21, 2014, 05:24:42 PM

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