Why aren't you a Scientologist?

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Is John Travolta's word not enough for you?

 
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I am not wealthy enough to be one of L. Ron's chosen few.

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Quote from: WarTurkey on May 26, 2017, 03:48:54 PM
I am not wealthy enough to be one of L. Ron's chosen few.

Have you considered prostitution? Achieving a cleared thetan state is worth the discomfort

 
 
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top gun 2 was never released, thus demonstrating the invalidity of scientology

 
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Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on May 26, 2017, 04:17:14 PM
Odin frowns upon Tom Cruise.

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Quote from: Casper on May 26, 2017, 07:08:53 PM
Because only the teachings of Michael Altman is the path to unity in death

Rumors that adherents of Scientology turn into undead monsters are just that: rumors. In any case, in the highly unlikely event that you are turned into a "necromorph," rest assured you will achieve spiritual enlightenment and be treated with the utmost respect and care afterwards.