Why are Jewish boys circumcised?

Ian · March 26, 2017, 11:32:49 AM

Whoa whoa whoa wait, there's serious benefits to piercing your dick?

Quote from: Verbatim on March 26, 2017, 11:31:07 AM

i can pull up 100 studies that say you're wrong

you can pull up 100 studies that say i'm wrong

this goes nowhere

Ian · March 26, 2017, 11:33:41 AM

You might be more convincing if you shave off the mustache.

Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on March 26, 2017, 11:32:25 AM

hey... thats a pretty good line. I gotta try that on the next kid.

DAS B00T x2 · March 26, 2017, 11:40:56 AM

Quote from: Ian on March 26, 2017, 11:33:41 AM

You might be more convincing if you shave off the mustache.

Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on March 26, 2017, 11:32:25 AM
hey... thats a pretty good line. I gotta try that on the next kid.

never

Verbatim · March 26, 2017, 11:51:10 AM

Quote from: Ian on March 26, 2017, 11:32:49 AM

Whoa whoa whoa wait, there's serious benefits to piercing your dick?

oh, no, i lost track of the subject

Dietrich Six · March 26, 2017, 11:56:15 AM

The needle isn't hot when you pierce your dick.
It feels amazing btw and once it heals you don't have to clean it often.

Jive Turkey · March 26, 2017, 02:24:46 PM

I'm uncircumcised but lowkey wish I was circumcised as a baby. It's just more aesthetic especially when soft, instead of looking like a little elephant trunk.

Almost everyone visually finds cut dicks better looking, but uncut niggas will defend theirs to the death. I don't feel the need to I can admit being cut is more cash

The Lord Ruler · March 26, 2017, 02:39:39 PM

^^^ dis nigga knows what's up

Worm dicks btfo

gats · March 26, 2017, 03:05:44 PM

Daily reminder that if you dick is cut you are either a Jew or a Muslim

Flee · March 26, 2017, 03:19:52 PM

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Jive Turkey · March 26, 2017, 05:10:56 PM

Quote from: Flee on March 26, 2017, 03:19:52 PM

Quote from: Jive Turkey on March 26, 2017, 02:24:46 PM
I'm uncircumcised but lowkey wish I was circumcised as a baby. It's just more aesthetic especially when soft, instead of looking like a little elephant trunk.

Almost everyone visually finds cut dicks better looking, but uncut niggas will defend theirs to the death. I don't feel the need to I can admit being cut is more cash
You know you can still have it done, right? It'll be somewhat uncomfortable for a while, but you can put all your concerns aside afterwards.

That said, almost all comments in favor of circumcision in this thread are cognitive dissonance / sour grapes like nothing else. Reason goes out the window as soon as people feel their dicks are being accused of being inferior or if they're told they're missing out.

Don't get me wrong I'm happy with being uncircumcised. It feels amazing and isn't much of a hassle to clean or anything. I see it akin to being 5'10" and wanting to be 6'0", but still being happy enough with 5'10" that I wouldn't do anything drastic to change.

The Lord Ruler · March 26, 2017, 05:18:47 PM

Quote from: Flee on March 26, 2017, 03:19:52 PM

Quote from: Jive Turkey on March 26, 2017, 02:24:46 PM
I'm uncircumcised but lowkey wish I was circumcised as a baby. It's just more aesthetic especially when soft, instead of looking like a little elephant trunk.

Almost everyone visually finds cut dicks better looking, but uncut niggas will defend theirs to the death. I don't feel the need to I can admit being cut is more cash
You know you can still have it done, right? It'll be somewhat uncomfortable for a while, but you can put all your concerns aside afterwards.

That said, almost all comments in favor of circumcision in this thread are cognitive dissonance / sour grapes like nothing else. Reason goes out the window as soon as people feel their dicks are being accused of being inferior or if they're told they're missing out.

My penis is prettier than yours

challengerX · March 26, 2017, 08:16:31 PM

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Verbatim · March 26, 2017, 08:27:09 PM

Quote from: challengerX on March 26, 2017, 08:16:31 PM

Man I really wish my parents would've mutilated my penis for no reason without my consent I really feel as if I'm missing out on life by having a normal penis it's really inconvenient to pull my foreskin back and wash it for a few seconds in the shower I really wish they just would've let some guy use a knife on my penis for no reason I feel like that would've been a more reasonable thing to do than to expect me to maintain basic hygiene.

Circumcision is awesome.

Verbatim · March 26, 2017, 08:27:31 PM

Quote from: Flee on March 26, 2017, 03:19:52 PM

Reason goes out the window as soon as people feel their dicks are being accused of being inferior or if they're told they're missing out.

it sure does

True Turquoise · March 26, 2017, 08:28:17 PM

Another dick argument thread.

challengerX · March 26, 2017, 08:33:15 PM

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challengerX · March 26, 2017, 08:34:41 PM

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Yu · March 26, 2017, 08:36:12 PM

Quote from: True Turquoise on March 26, 2017, 08:28:17 PM

Another dick argument thread.

Ender · March 26, 2017, 08:41:11 PM

Quote from: True Turquoise on March 26, 2017, 08:28:17 PM

Another dick argument thread.

same

i am karjala takaisin · March 26, 2017, 08:44:40 PM

Quote from: challengerX on March 26, 2017, 08:16:31 PM

Man I really wish my parents would've mutilated my penis for no reason without my consent I really feel as if I'm missing out on life by having a normal penis it's really inconvenient to pull my foreskin back and wash it for a few seconds in the shower I really wish they just would've let some guy use a knife on my penis for no reason I feel like that would've been a more reasonable thing to do than to expect me to maintain basic hygiene.

i looooooooooooooove being circumcised

ban me · March 26, 2017, 08:49:59 PM

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i am karjala takaisin · March 26, 2017, 09:03:38 PM

i think there's been one big circumcision thread for every year sep7 has existed

Flee · March 27, 2017, 01:46:43 AM

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Verbatim · March 27, 2017, 08:36:14 AM

Quote from: Flee on March 27, 2017, 01:46:43 AM

Quote from: challengerX on March 26, 2017, 08:34:41 PM
I will never understand how Verbatim is pro baby mutilation when he's antinatalist.
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Reason goes out the window as soon as people feel their dicks are being accused of being inferior or if they're told they're missing out.
It's a strange thing.

I mean, I've explained multiple times already.

Both options are basically abusive. You have cutting the foreskin off, which is objectively superior in every single way except for one little problem--it's nonconsensual, and then you have leaving the foreskin on, which is abusive because you're subjecting your child to having the worst possible dick for a minimum of 18 years, or whatever age you feel is acceptable to circumcise yourself.

Both are abusive as fuck, so the only correct option, obviously, is to not have a child at all. If you have a child, you might as well lop their foreskin off, because you've already committed the worst possible moral crime there is, so what difference does it make to commit a pettier one, especially when it invariably results in a superior existence?

This doesn't contradict anti-natalism in any way. Consent can be broken if you can guarantee your child will have a better life as a result. Not complicated, but then again, reason goes out the window as soon as people feel their dicks are being accused of being inferior or if they're told they're missing out.

Zonda · March 27, 2017, 08:39:11 AM

Quote from: Verbatim on March 27, 2017, 08:36:14 AM

the worst possible dick

would you rather the foreskin got caught in a bra clip or the nerve ending-infested indisposible knob smh

Verbatim · March 27, 2017, 08:41:06 AM

There's no satisfactory evidence that uncut men have better sex, by the way.

And if they did, that would be a negative. Lose-lose for the wormdicks.

challengerX · March 27, 2017, 10:25:58 AM

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Verbatim · March 27, 2017, 10:26:56 AM

Quote from: challengerX on March 27, 2017, 10:25:58 AM

Quote from: Verbatim on March 27, 2017, 08:41:06 AM
There's no satisfactory evidence that uncut men have better sex, by the way.

And if they did, that would be a negative. Lose-lose for the wormdicks.
if satisfaction is a negative then isn't satisfactory evidence also a negative

woah

Risay117 · March 27, 2017, 03:01:57 PM

It was about being in the special club I think. Imagine a club and benefits only for circumsized dicks. No wonder everyone else wants to be circumcized so bad.

Everyone want that Jew gold.

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Mattie G Indahouse · March 29, 2017, 04:11:19 AM

I thought it was due to it being the only legal way Jews are able to suck the dicks of babies.