Why are black cops so cool all the time

Lemy the Lizerd | Heroic Unstoppable!
 
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Like every time I meet a white cop it's like a spectrum from thug to good guy, but black cops in my experience are like almost always bro tier.

Last year there was this time I was up at 3am in a thunderstorm chugging energy drinks and I got real paranoid. I heard this banging on the side of my house and I thought some tweaker from the trailer park on the other side of the woods was trying to steal my copper wire, so I stepped outside with a replica Orcrist sword from the Hobbit  and I was like "if you don't fuck off I'm gonna chop your faggot arms off!" While waving the sword around. I went back inside and it didnt stop so I called the cops. 20 minutes later a black cop shows up and looks around and he says it turns out this potted plant hanging on my neighbor's house was banging on his wall and the wind made the sound carry over to me. I apologized and he was like "nah it's cool I'm just glad no crime was committed, before I came here I had to chase a guy and pull him out from under a trailer".

Why are black cops so cool?
Last Edit: November 20, 2014, 02:18:58 PM by Lemy the Lizerd


 
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I don't know, they just are.


 
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But.. They're black


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Toys are hereby declared:
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I've never met one.
But prolly cuz white people with power get a god complex.


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Because, they need to make sure that they aren't frightening the white cops. It's hard enough for the white cops to not immediately shoot them for being black, not to mention that the black cops have guns, too. So if they seem intimidating the white cops might shoot them out of habit.


 
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Because white cops aren't.