Christianity has the DEEPEST lore

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The angel agreed to trade a set of white wings for the head of another demon. Overjoyed, the demon killed one of his own and plucked the head right off its still-warm body.

The angel then led the demon to heaven, where he underwent centuries of the cruelest tortures imaginable. Finally, the pain was so great that he lost consciousness - at which point his dark wings turned the promised shade of white.

 
 
 
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I might be missing something but why does stabbing jesus with a spear make you a saint?

 
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Quote from: Mr. Psychologist on December 23, 2015, 12:17:56 PM
I might be missing something but why does stabbing jesus with a spear make you a saint?
Touched by Jesus juice, I'd assume.

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The healthy man does not torture others - generally it is the tortured who turn into torturers.


Darn, I was beaten to it
Last Edit: December 23, 2015, 12:27:38 PM by Azure

 
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-Saint Anthony the Great
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Quote from: Le Neckbeard Roman Man on December 23, 2015, 12:49:56 PM
Quote from: Mr. Psychologist on December 23, 2015, 12:17:56 PM
I might be missing something but why does stabbing jesus with a spear make you a saint?
supposedly he was blind at the time and when Christ's blood hit him in the eye he could see again. Then he later becomes a christian.

Christian lore is full of stuff like this.
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Quote from: Le Neckbeard Roman Man on December 23, 2015, 12:49:56 PM
Quote from: Mr. Psychologist on December 23, 2015, 12:17:56 PM
I might be missing something but why does stabbing jesus with a spear make you a saint?
supposedly he was blind at the time and when Christ's blood hit him in the eye he could see again. Then he later becomes a christian.

Christian lore is full of stuff like this.
oh

so a blind man accidentally sticks jesus in the ribs with a pigpoker
gets blood in his eyes and ends up with HIV/vision again
and converts

oooooooooooooooke

to be fair though, there are a lot weirder and less convincing stories behind some of the many saints listed <_<

 
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